The Dedito Gae Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Hi, new guy here,this is just my #5,239 post here, despite popular opinion the game is actually fun at times, i personally found Niko and Vlad's scenes fun, Vlad is such a jumpy cockface and Niko is a deadpan snarker, that sh*t right there is gold. haw aboot urs my forum bffs sorry 4 mah engrish HaythamKenway, Fallcreek, Uncle Vlad and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeansowaty Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) Crime and Punishment. Andrei and Faustin 4 the win. SHUT THE f*ck UP! MY f*ckING WIFE IS WATCHING TELEVISION! Edited February 24, 2016 by Jeansowaty Niobium, Zello, Goldn-Bayse and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) F/UCK YOU Edited June 24, 2016 by Predator Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryptorelic Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Funny moments, hmm. I can't hold my laugh when i try to stab-kill the loanshark at the top room with the windows to the ocean, it not just happened once that i fell down by accident and died. Would be a damn serious plot twist, if you think about it for a second. JohnDoe7125539271 and The Dedito Gae 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Well this is TLAD, but when Stubbs says he has a problem and Johnny looks at his dick and says surgery can help with that. And when Packie is "talking" with Gracie on the way to the deal. And when Niko throws out Gracie's phone And pretty much every conversation with Niko and Vlad before you have to make him swim with the fishes The Dedito Gae, Payne Killer, HaythamKenway and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaythamKenway Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 "I am a vulnerable guy who needs to be held by big, strong arms." "If I see another tourist today, I'll puke." *a tourist's body falls down from the sky and crushes his cab* theGTAking101, The Dedito Gae and Uncle Vlad 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerking For Soup Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 The blog posts and internet sites were the funniest in all of the game. The Dedito Gae, American Viking and Niobium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WavyWeazel Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) This whole scene, really. "So, Niko Bellic... You think it's okay to kill my employees?" "If he is an asshole, yes." "I agree!" Edited February 24, 2016 by Weazur Payne Killer, Majestic81 and HaythamKenway 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Niobium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbatron Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 The funniest thing that happened to me wasn't scripted. I was socialising with Packie, and lost control of the car, ploughed into a crowd of pedestrians, killing at least 5 people. Packie said dead-pan: "that wasn't your fault Niko". otachi, B Dawg, PhillBellic and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rampage08 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 The mission where you bury Francis (dammit i forgot the name!) Something along the lines of Packie : can't believe we've got involved in a car chase with a cop on board. Niko : you think i'm a cop, i thoughtyou knew better than that. Packie : (this is my favourite line) No,you dumb european f*ck ! I meant my brother, it was a joke ! Niko : hell of a time to make a joke about your dead brother. Packie : you know i'm still not fond of that guy, even when he's gone. The first time i played this mission, i laughed my ass off after hearing those convo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I know it's kind of silly, but I always giggle when Brucie's talking about the Bullshark Testosterone and Niko advises him that it does funny things to one's balls lol. And they say GTA IV's too "serious". American Viking, rampage08 and cryptorelic 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I love the satire and dark humor GTA IV brought to the table. It wasn't in your face like in GTA V, but still there were many funny moments in GTA IV. It's serious, but it provided lots of funny moments and balanced things for the narrative. Like this moment: Niko: sh*t, Jacob. You really gotta smoke that thing now? The secondary smoke doesn't exactly help my hand-eye coordination. And I'm paranoid enough with US government on my ass. Whatever actually, just smoke it. (Niko flies under a bridge) Little Jacob: Rhaaatid! What a' gwan? Niko: Don't worry about the bridge, Jacob. I'm finally getting the hang of flying this thing. Little Jacob: Yo Respect! Ya a righteous rudeboy, Niko. Payne Killer, HaythamKenway and Algonquin Assassin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rampage08 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 When Brucie calls Niko about Roman's gambling. Brucie : Niko, we've got to talk about something serious here. Niko : okay Brucie, the only way to have you balls be normal again is to stop juicing. Lol Payne Killer, Algonquin Assassin and Misunderstood 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldn-Bayse Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I love the conversation betweent Pegorino and his goons in Pegorino's Pride. "It's like dealing with children here" rampage08, HaythamKenway and AuSsIeThUnDeR36 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 When Brucie calls Niko about Roman's gambling. Brucie : Niko, we've got to talk about something serious here. Niko : okay Brucie, the only way to have you balls be normal again is to stop juicing. Lol Or get implants. You missed that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rampage08 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) I need to replay the whole game again daaamn. Pisses me off that i still forgot some of the brilliant convo in IV. Oh i've got another one : Niko : Roman, who's the steroid junkie ? Roman : oh that's Brucie, we met online. Niko : oh at Lovemeet.net ? *burn #1 Later... Roman : Brucie understands my vision. Niko : oh so he's an idiot ? *burn #2 Sorry this is embarrasing, i've forgot some of it lol Edited February 25, 2016 by rampage08 The Dedito Gae, Algonquin Assassin and TheOneLibertonian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I always laugh when Talbot says "Likes to be called Florian Cravic at, umm, certain moments." "And calm down out there, you're bringing a lot of heat, making idiot moves." "I'm an idiot, I move." *makes robot arms* Dr. Robotnik, theGTAking101, Algonquin Assassin and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 The Glitched Swingsets. Enough Said. Truejsefan666 and theGTAking101 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 Are you sleeping? Wake up you fat f*ck!!! Payne Killer and theGTAking101 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnits Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 In Late Checkout, it always cracks me up when you shoot the gas tank on the rooftop of the Majestic and see a fat Hasidic Jew fall off the tower, burning and screaming. Hilarious. HaythamKenway, slimeball supreme, theGTAking101 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 In Late Checkout, it always cracks me up when you shoot the gas tank on the rooftop of the Majestic and see a fat Hasidic Jew fall off the tower, burning and screaming. Hilarious.that didn't come out right The Dedito Gae, theGTAking101, M0rk and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowlingMaster Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 First mission, when Niko and Roman arrive at the first safehouse. That cutscene is gold. theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowlingMaster Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Also when Johnny kidnaps Roman is pretty hilarious. Edited March 1, 2016 by BowlingMaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 In Late Checkout, it always cracks me up when you shoot the gas tank on the rooftop of the Majestic and see a fat Hasidic Jew fall off the tower, burning and screaming. Hilarious. The word "gas" "screaming" and "Jews" still don't belong in the same sentence, even if it's been over 70 years. Pedinhuh, Uncle Vlad, Jeansowaty and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) In Late Checkout, it always cracks me up when you shoot the gas tank on the rooftop of the Majestic and see a fat Hasidic Jew fall off the tower, burning and screaming. Hilarious. The word "gas" "screaming" and "Jews" still don't belong in the same sentence, even if it's been over 70 years.That's out of mein kamfort zone, no jews kidding!I Anne Frankly found it funny. EDIT: Also, when Packie and Niko started busting Gracie's chops was fun as f*ck, cheeky c*nts. Edited March 1, 2016 by Midnight Hitman Payne Killer, theGTAking101 and HaythamKenway 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaythamKenway Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Well, this thread took an interesting turn... To contribute on topic, Yusuf after Not So Fast: "That's what I do, motherf*cker. Sneak up on them b*tches. Hide in the f*cking sand, then pow! I'm a cobra. I'm a cobra in the sky, flying with my cobra wings. I'm the executive flying cobra. When I stick my tongue in you, you've know you've been poisoned. Errr, I'm glad I could be of assistance, anyway." Edited March 1, 2016 by HaythamKenway UshaB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) f*cku Edited June 24, 2016 by Predator UshaB, Payne Killer and Gnocchi Flip Flops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGTAking101 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) I love Niko and Brucie's friendship and dialogue. Niko always makes me laugh when he's angry: Edited March 1, 2016 by theGTAking101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnits Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) I'm not an anti-Semite, guys. Trust me. Also, the beginning argument between Jacob and Elizabeta in The Snow Storm is pretty comical. Edited March 1, 2016 by Donut Payne Killer, HaythamKenway and B Dawg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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