bodyparts 1,667 Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) Bathroom Poetry A collection of short mediocre poems written by me on the most holy of places. Swollen Rectum pt. 1 Tonight is the night. Tonight I will open the door of life for something mightier than I. I shall push half my weight out of the anal chimney. I will give birth, but I will also take life. Take the life of a thousand ghouls moaning inside of me. Take the life of woodcutters slamming their facial hair against the inside of my rectum. But, tonight is the night. I shall hold my baby with the pride of a penis-loving peacock, I shall always be there for her. Swollen Rectum pt. 2 It was majestic. I held my baby with my bloodstained hands. I was happy. We were happy. For nine months I had waited, and now it was over. She was finally here. I was happy.We were happy. She had her mother's eyes. and her father's swallowed gum. I cried as I flushed her down the latrine. But it was best this way. I was happy. She was happy. Edited February 7, 2016 by HipsterHillbilly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spadge 2,642 Posted February 8, 2016 That disturbed me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AEsob 26 Posted February 13, 2016 This sh*t must have taken months to come out. Sorry, I'm mildly inebriated, that didn't come out as good as I hoped it'd be. Seriously though, nice going. Aesob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodyparts 1,667 Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) @spadge: Excellent! Joke aside, if you think that was disturbing, you should try smoking some f*cking terrible salvia only to sit on the toilet for months. @aesob: Thanks! This is some of my first 'real' poetry aside from hiphop lines, so bear with me. Edit: To all; There will be more of this, don't you worry. I have just been busy with non-sh*t-related stuff the latest days. Edited February 13, 2016 by HipsterHillbilly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
