bodyparts Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) Bathroom Poetry A collection of short mediocre poems written by me on the most holy of places. Swollen Rectum pt. 1 Tonight is the night. Tonight I will open the door of life for something mightier than I. I shall push half my weight out of the anal chimney. I will give birth, but I will also take life. Take the life of a thousand ghouls moaning inside of me. Take the life of woodcutters slamming their facial hair against the inside of my rectum. But, tonight is the night. I shall hold my baby with the pride of a penis-loving peacock, I shall always be there for her. Swollen Rectum pt. 2 It was majestic. I held my baby with my bloodstained hands. I was happy. We were happy. For nine months I had waited, and now it was over. She was finally here. I was happy.We were happy. She had her mother's eyes. and her father's swallowed gum. I cried as I flushed her down the latrine. But it was best this way. I was happy. She was happy. Edited February 7, 2016 by HipsterHillbilly Graven and The Deadite 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/841760-bathroom-poetry/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spadge Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 That disturbed me. AEsob and bodyparts 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/841760-bathroom-poetry/#findComment-1068479382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEsob Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 This sh*t must have taken months to come out. Sorry, I'm mildly inebriated, that didn't come out as good as I hoped it'd be. Seriously though, nice going. Aesob Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/841760-bathroom-poetry/#findComment-1068500680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted February 13, 2016 Author Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) @spadge: Excellent! Joke aside, if you think that was disturbing, you should try smoking some f*cking terrible salvia only to sit on the toilet for months. @aesob: Thanks! This is some of my first 'real' poetry aside from hiphop lines, so bear with me. Edit: To all; There will be more of this, don't you worry. I have just been busy with non-sh*t-related stuff the latest days. Edited February 13, 2016 by HipsterHillbilly AEsob 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/841760-bathroom-poetry/#findComment-1068501116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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