Purple9 Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Umberto:"...you look like a woman dressed like that.................can you drive a boat?.." Tommy: "Yeah, like a WOMAN!" The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAVCFINATIC Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 How bout the people in the cars, when you steal on ethey say...."Hey...thats stealing" that had me going the first time i heard it...it states the odvious...thats what makes it funny or the cops..."If you make me run, ill get all sweaty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIKI SANDUSKY Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 "Yeah we gonna fight like men" or "Fight like men with big COJONES!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamdigitalman Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 "dont make me run, cause Ill get all sweaty!!" "are you getting this down, you four-eyed prick?!" "Hey, hey, is mista V!!" "I told myself, 'Mario, take it easy.'" "Dont push the Mario man." Ha, Ha!! good ones. has outdone themselfs on this one. AMF 4ever. -digital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 I love when Tommy says this to the Police - 'Go beat up Innocent Kids' Im surprised no one has mentioned that one.Also most of the ads on the radio are hilarious like the Blox ad: 'Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indescrimitly.' - Aerodynamic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice City's Best Of The Best Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 i think its funny when the cop says "dont make me run or ill get all sweaty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Freeloader Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 When you're taking someones money (aftert they're dead) "It's only money" Yeah right, hypocrit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOWCE Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 i like when your gang says "you know i be loyal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple9 Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Vercetti gang: "What hardware have we got?" "I've got those clothes you wanted" Tommy says some funny sh1t "Go shower with the guys" [EDIT] After killing several police, Tommy says: "Meet you at the hospital" LMAO [/EDIT] The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple9 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 "You guys ever catch any criminals" -Tommy The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr Moff Matt Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 "Whats the plan Mario?" - Those guys in Vercetti gang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoopee Sniper Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 You ain't hurt, let's keep it that way!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtame Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Anybody ever hear a first time quote? I beat the game a loooong time ago and i heard this for the first time while being chased by the cops "I'm not a pig mouthed no balled azzh0le like you!" I'm serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duce Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 This isnt by Tommy, but i like when you run into a black michael jackson-like guy (black coat, white shirt, around North mall at night) and he says "Yo, why you all up on me?!" Hehe gets me every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lab Rat Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 my favourites are "my need is greater then yours" and "blame my mother, i do" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Yakuza Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 when you hit someones car he says like :Excuse me you just hit me! or in the mission with lance:Your name is Lance Vance? Lance:Ive had enough of that at school ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lab Rat Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 by tommy's gang: "i swear i didnt sleep with your sister mario" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMothersMySister Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Moved to General chat... Try and keep the topics in the right areas please fellas......thanks... MmMs.... Messiah To The Animals #Cyclop9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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