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Umberto:"...you look like a woman dressed like that.................can you drive a boat?.."

Tommy: "Yeah, like a WOMAN!"

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The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours!

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How bout the people in the cars, when you steal on ethey say...."Hey...thats stealing" that had me going the first time i heard it...it states the odvious...thats what makes it funny

 

 

or the cops..."If you make me run, ill get all sweaty"

 

 

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NIKI SANDUSKY

"Yeah we gonna fight like men"

or

"Fight like men with big COJONES!!!"

 

 

 

 

:rampage:

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iamdigitalman

"dont make me run, cause Ill get all sweaty!!"

 

"are you getting this down, you four-eyed prick?!"

 

"Hey, hey, is mista V!!"

 

"I told myself, 'Mario, take it easy.'"

 

"Dont push the Mario man."

 

Ha, Ha!!  :D   :D good ones.  :r*: has outdone themselfs on this one. AMF 4ever. -digital ;)

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I love when Tommy says this to the Police - 'Go beat up Innocent Kids'

 

Im surprised no one has mentioned that one.Also most of the ads on the radio are hilarious like the Blox ad:

 

'Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indescrimitly.'

 

 

- Aerodynamic

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Vice City's Best Of The Best

 

:D i think its funny when the cop says "dont make me run or ill get all sweaty"  :D

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Jonathan Freeloader

When you're taking someones money (aftert they're dead)

"It's only money"

 

Yeah right, hypocrit.

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Vercetti gang: "What hardware have we got?"

                   "I've got those clothes you wanted"

 

Tommy says some funny sh1t

 

"Go shower with the guys"

 

[EDIT]

 

After killing several police, Tommy says:

 

"Meet you at the hospital"

 

LMAO :D

 

[/EDIT]

 

 

The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours!

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"You guys ever catch any criminals" -Tommy

The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours!

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Anybody ever hear a first time quote?

 

I beat the game a loooong time ago and i heard this for the first time while being chased by the cops "I'm not a pig mouthed no balled azzh0le like you!" I'm serious.

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This isnt by Tommy, but i like when you run into a black michael jackson-like guy (black coat, white shirt, around North mall at night) and he says "Yo, why you all up on me?!"

 

Hehe gets me every time

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when you hit someones car he says like :Excuse me you just hit me!

 

or in the mission with lance:Your name is Lance Vance?

Lance:Ive had enough of that at school ok!

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MyMothersMySister

Moved to General chat...

 

Try and keep the topics in the right areas please fellas......thanks...

 

MmMs....

Messiah To The Animals



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