kieranpercival Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 i laffed 4 ages on this one "Did i forget to mention I was armed and dangerous?" LMFAO very funny wat does evry1 think???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwards Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 I prefer "You think prison reforms people? HA!" sysnode.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordgort Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 From "Cop Land": "Oooh...fits perfectly!" "Bit...*gasp* tight around the crotch though..." "Oh yeah yeah yeah, mine too. Mine too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konoko45 Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 The "Cop Land" thing was a two-sided joke. 1. It said cops have no balls and 2. Lance isn't so big... if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mario Vercetti Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 "Drop your gun, and your pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelius Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 "Remember me? Tommy *bang* Vercetti!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntie Poulet Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 i liked the copland thing to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Vercetti Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Ken: Hey, hey Tommy! I can be a stick up man! Look! Stick 'em up!! Tommy: Your not a stick-up man, your an idiot! Now go get a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisKirby Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 I did your wife ya poor bastard! I dunno if I'm allowed to swear but I did, that is sooo funny when your on the run from the cops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameLess Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 "You have car insurence, so don't be a prick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergio Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 "Dicks...You're ALL dicks!" and of course, "You're messing with a beast!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Minor Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 Copland was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModusVirt Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 "I did your wife, ya poor bastard!" There are some great ones he says to specifically cops, but I can't remember them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Minor Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 I like that one too he says that all the time to the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppet_ksk Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 Umberto Robina"you have big cojones" Tommy Vercetti"Thank you umberto. noone has said that to me since i left prison" thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtawannabe Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 I liek the one thing the cops say. "I'd chase you but i had to many donuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do_you_dig Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Poulet: Now Go, Tommy Vercetti: Okay Auntie (drunk kinda voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec_the_man Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "Hilary's taking up too much room!" "No, I'm not!" "Are too!" "Am not!" "Shut up you too or you'll walk there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Minor Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Yeah those two are childish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pops capo Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 "Hey Phil, stop waving that thing around for Christ's sake!" or something like that. "Hey, what's your wife doing?" and "I did your wife ya poor bastard!" are the two best aimed at cops if you ask me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 "Let's discuss this like men...with guns..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 C'mon, hit me, I wanna retire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyrus213 Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 "this is the last thing i needed. maybe the last thing i needed was an enema, but this comes close" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordgort Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 "Just keep the cameras pointed at the *CENSORED*" Gah, I love that line. "And once a month, it's our Lucky Dip Medication Switching Night!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildstyler2002 Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 "Remember we're cops so smile at the other cops." "Hey there officer. Nice badge, nice badge" "Real smooth Lance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big King Pimpin Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 My all time fav, after about 20minutes of the army actually chasing/shooting at you, is "WHY MUST YOU PICK ON ME?! ALL I DID WAS SHOOT A FEW HUNDRED COPS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptackey Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 "Hey Phil, stop waving that thing around for Christ's sake!"or something like that. "Hey, what's your wife doing?" and "I did your wife ya poor bastard!" are the two best aimed at cops if you ask me.. In Robins Cafe> "What the f**k you wear? You looks like woman! You certainly drive like a woman as well..." T.V.: "What do you have against women? Do you prefer guys, he? (or something like that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodhound. Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 actally i always liked "go play with traffic" "we're definatelly gonna killlllllllll you"said by the helicopter cops "dont make me run" said by cops "go play with traffic" said by tommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatoneguy92088 Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 i like that stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slavetoasuka Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Ken: Hey Tommy, what's the plan, que passa man? Tommy: The plan is you keep doing that like a moron. Phil: LOL or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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