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kieranpercival

i laffed 4 ages on this one

 

    "Did i forget to mention I was armed and dangerous?"

 

LMFAO

 

 

 

:D  :D  very funny wat does evry1 think????

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From "Cop Land":

 

"Oooh...fits perfectly!"

 

"Bit...*gasp* tight around the crotch though..."

 

"Oh yeah yeah yeah, mine too.  Mine too."

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The "Cop Land" thing was a two-sided joke.

 

1. It said cops have no balls and

2. Lance isn't so big... if you know what I mean.

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Mister Vercetti

Ken: Hey, hey Tommy! I can be a stick up man! Look! Stick 'em up!!

Tommy: Your not a stick-up man, your an idiot! Now go get a drink.

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I did your wife ya poor bastard!

 

I dunno if I'm allowed to swear but I did, that is sooo funny when your on the run from the cops!

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"I did your wife, ya poor bastard!"

 

There are some great ones he says to specifically cops, but I can't remember them now.

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Umberto Robina"you have big cojones"

Tommy Vercetti"Thank you umberto. noone has said that to me since i left prison" thats funny

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"Hilary's taking up too much room!"

"No, I'm not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Shut up you too or you'll walk there!"

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  • 2 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...

"Hey Phil, stop waving that thing around for Christ's sake!"

or something like that.

"Hey, what's your wife doing?" and "I did your wife ya poor bastard!" are the two best aimed at cops if you ask me..

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tuff_luv_capo
"Let's discuss this like men...with guns..."
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"this is the last thing i needed. maybe the last thing i needed was an enema, but this comes close"
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"Just keep the cameras pointed at the *CENSORED*"

 

Gah, I love that line.

 

 

"And once a month, it's our Lucky Dip Medication Switching Night!"

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wildstyler2002

"Remember we're cops so smile at the other cops."

 

"Hey there officer. Nice badge, nice badge"

 

"Real smooth Lance."

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Big King Pimpin
My all time fav, after about 20minutes of the army actually chasing/shooting at you, is "WHY MUST YOU PICK ON ME?! ALL I DID WAS SHOOT A FEW HUNDRED COPS!"
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"Hey Phil, stop waving that thing around for Christ's sake!"

or something like that.

"Hey, what's your wife doing?" and "I did your wife ya poor bastard!" are the two best aimed at cops if you ask me..

In Robins Cafe>

"What the f**k you wear? You looks like woman! You certainly drive like a woman as well..."

 

T.V.:

"What do you have against women? Do you prefer guys, he?

 

(or something like that)  :rol:

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actally i always liked "go play with traffic"

 

"we're definatelly gonna killlllllllll  you"said by the helicopter cops

 

"dont make me run" said by cops

 

"go play with traffic" said by tommy

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Ken: Hey Tommy, what's the plan, que passa man?

Tommy: The plan is you keep doing that like a moron.

Phil: LOL

 

or something like that.

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