Enemy AI chatter and one liners

[Furry_Monkey]

One that deserves a thread, all on its own..

 

"Is that cheese.... coming out of your ears?"

 

I mean, come on - what the actual f*ck???

 

And I do always have to have a laugh when you slaughter a bunch of cops and one of them shouts "Shut up you fat f*ck". Yes officer - you're right. I give up.

Edited January 15, 2016 by Furry_Monkey

[markyhitch]

"Hammer's down, he's hurt!"

 

"We lost Trey"

 

"Vagos Familia"

 

"Drop the weapon"

 

"I will own you"

[ZakeBudek]

"Laaaaamb-y."

[EddyTheRepublicanFury]

Killing makes my d*ck hard!

I'm a f*cking marine!

I'm gonna sh*t down your neck!

Semper fi, motherf*cker!

DIEEEEEEEE!!!!

Te voy a romper la cara!

Estás muertooo!!!

Muere yaa!!

 

And of course:

 

MENDOZA'S BEEN HIT! MENDOZA'S BEEN F*CKING HIT!

[Gridl0k]

Well that was apropos

[Zeberto1874]

 

[SinZer0s]

"AMIGOOOOOOS NECESITAMOS AYUDA"

[jyssys]

"Get a joooob!"

[Gatti Sosa]

"Hustle's down, got dammit they got hustle"

[Pedinhuh]

f*cking Mendoza has to be the worse gunman in history XD

 

I hope they make him into a character in the next update so we can know more about him...Before killing him again, of course.

[PrisonerOfEarth]

Whoa, 45mins! Some of those I haven't heard before.

[JustSomeBunny]

"I keep it real all day 100"

[mollipop]

LSPD MOTHAf*ckA!!!

[KiwikindUK]

"You look like a tranny!"

"You boring sh*t!"

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrghhhhhh!"

"You fu*kerrrrrr!" (said in a gay way)

[DS_NEO]

I really like the Police Dispatcher, You sometimes hear her after committing a crime. I like it when she goes "in ummmm'

 

[funkusernames]

In the boneyard surival, I heard one redneck say "You lookin fer sh*t? Ya just stepped in it!"

 

Other favorite was when I almost ran over an npc. He said "I'm gonna turn you into a dead person." Then he immediately yelled "I rub my own sister's legs!" and turned hostile and tried to beat me up. Good times.

[Retroview1955]

Processed survival.

 

"You're gonna get yourself killed!"

"Hey assface!"

"Total d*ck!"

"Hide behind something!"

"Oh, I love it!"

 

 

Contact mission Hard Labor

 

"Bedoza's been hit! Bedoza's been f*cking hit!"

"You motherf*cking co*ksucker!"

"AHHHHHH!!! You dead!"

"Die f*cka! diiiiiieeeee!!!!"

 

I find it funny that the A.I. can call us all these names, but we can't call someone for killing and then running away a pu$$y!

Edited January 18, 2016 by Retroview1955

[Valtiel150]

"Suck my lead" always sounds like "suck my legggg" to me and I laugh every time.

 

Ah, the little things.

Once I was driving recklessly while waiting for friends to set up a Heist, and aimed myself at a pedestrian as you do. Drove right at him and just as I was about to hit him, he turned round and put his hands out and went 'no, wait!' and I slammed in to him... I felt so guilty, he sounded so desperate. I pulled over and got out and went over to him and called an ambulance and forced my Heist friends to wait while I waited for the authorities.

 

He made me feel SO guilty.

 

And that is the dumbest thing I've ever done on GTA Online.

[BeersInsteadofGears]

Found this interesting list of dialogues.

http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Dialogues_in_GTA_V

When getting attacked by enemy Vagos "Ya te cargo la chingada, pendejo!"

I have no idea what that means, but pendejo means 'pubic hair' in Spanish.

"Suck my lead" always sounds like "suck my legggg" to me and I laugh every time.

 

Ah, the little things.

According to that link I posted you are hearing it 100% correctly. It IS "Suck my leg!"

HAhaha

Edited January 18, 2016 by BeersInsteadofGears

[Valtiel150]

Found this interesting list of dialogues.

http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Dialogues_in_GTA_V

 

When getting attacked by enemy Vagos "Ya te cargo la chingada, pendejo!"

 

I have no idea what that means, but pendejo means 'pubic hair' in Spanish.

 

"Suck my lead" always sounds like "suck my legggg" to me and I laugh every time.

 

Ah, the little things.

According to that link I posted you are hearing it 100% correctly. It IS "Suck my leg!"

 

HAhaha

What in the world? Well now I feel violated. lol.

[EddyTheRepublicanFury]

 

Found this interesting list of dialogues.

http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Dialogues_in_GTA_V

 

When getting attacked by enemy Vagos "Ya te cargo la chingada, pendejo!"

 

I have no idea what that means, but pendejo means 'pubic hair' in Spanish.

 

"Suck my lead" always sounds like "suck my legggg" to me and I laugh every time.

 

Ah, the little things.

According to that link I posted you are hearing it 100% correctly. It IS "Suck my leg!"

 

HAhaha

What in the world? Well now I feel violated. lol.

 

These guys finds lots of quotes but don't know how to write Mendoza properly...

[EkaSwede]

"Oh sh*t, they got Charlie!"

 

Poor Charlie.

[ulrak]

 

Found this interesting list of dialogues.

http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Dialogues_in_GTA_V

 

When getting attacked by enemy Vagos "Ya te cargo la chingada, pendejo!"

 

I have no idea what that means, but pendejo means 'pubic hair' in Spanish.

 

"Suck my lead" always sounds like "suck my legggg" to me and I laugh every time.

 

Ah, the little things.

According to that link I posted you are hearing it 100% correctly. It IS "Suck my leg!"

 

HAhaha

What in the world? Well now I feel violated. lol.

 

 

I thought "suck my lead" was bad enough..But suck my leg is even worse. Bleedin marines are all at sea

 

But it still sounds more like lead than leg to me and in the context that he's shooting small pieces of shaped lead at you.

[Skullkicker227]

"KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD!"

[Doctor Dollars]

CLETUS IS DOWN

[onoudint]

"You like potato salad? Cause I like potato salad n***a."

[hugh750]

i've heard onetime during a survival mode "hey sh*t face", and i replied "what do you want dead man".

[JMix216]

"I got the baby powder for your chaffing!"

[MrRyanMcCall]

*driving around Paleto bay in my lowrider*

 

"That ve-hic-le makes me moist!"

 

*looks back*

*fat woman in track pants*

[Nino El]

Got called a Turd Burger up in Grapeseed by an npc can't remember the whole line tho