The Great "Show Youre Size of E-peen" - Topic

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

After like 1,5 year on this forum it seems people can't stop to boast about things they have.

Superior car customisation skills, KD-ratio, owning rare cars, owning high amounts of money, owning rare weapons, succeeding the criminal mastermind challenge, glitched outfits, owning hipster cars, being good with a jet, race wins...

 

Though i am fully aware there is a "share youre stories"-thread, most braggers here either:

-make yet an other topic about their high KD, stealth bragging by asking people (again)what theirs is....same with other stat like race loss/win ratio, amount of ingame money..

-think it is thread worthy if they did either an elite challenge, criminal masterminds, being good with jets...

 

so yea, personaly i realy think there is a use for this thread...i realy hope its given a chance

 

Though just mentioning...for actualy rubbing those E-peens together in 1 vs. 1 orgy of enflated ego's, we have PM on this forum.

Hate/argument on someone's their way of playing using that medium please

[Rumbunctious]

I am not an E-peen.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Let me give the example.

-I have 85 mil banked

-have a KD of 1,6

-i own a roosevelt, gusenberg and musket

-i have done the criminal mastermind challenge and all elite challenges

-i got 4 beer hats

-i have more wins then loses when talking about racing.

[Anna Deadly]

Reading last paragraph...

Edited January 5, 2016 by IceColdFrostMT

[Jaxite]

Good for you OP.

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

After like 1,5 year on this forum it seems people can't stop to boast about things they have.

Superior car customisation skills, KD-ratio, owning rare cars, owning high amounts of money, owning rare weapons, succeeding the criminal mastermind challenge, glitched outfits, owning hipster cars, being good with a jet, race wins...

 

Though i am fully aware there is a "share youre stories"-thread, most braggers here either:

-make yet an other topic about their high KD, stealth bragging by asking people (again)what theirs is....same with other stat like race loss/win ratio, amount of ingame money..

-think it is thread worthy if they did either an elite challenge, criminal masterminds, being good with jets...

 

so yea, personaly i realy think there is a use for this thread...i realy hope its given a chance

 

Though just mentioning...for actualy rubbing those E-peens together in 1 vs. 1 orgy of enflated ego's, we have PM on this forum.

Hate/argument on someone's their way of playing using that medium please

 

Share Your Stories

[Voit Turyv]

YOUR, NOT YOU'RE

Cancer of my cancer got cancer.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

You forgot yachts ever since they came out there have been 100 crappy topics started just so people can brag they have one.

[Ocelot]

I have an Ocelot Jackal. Top that.

[Arrows to Athens]

I can do two laps in my Oracle XS in the time it takes a T20 to do one.

Edited January 5, 2016 by Fearx--

[AlienTwo]

Soooo.... in response to what you see as unnecessary threads on subjects that already have a place to be discussed, you created a new thread? Despite the "Bitch and Moan," "Share your stories" and countless other Gen chat threads to discuss this?

 

Makes sense.

[Lazysunday88]

I have an Ocelot Jackal. Top that.

I own a Weeny Issi AND a Dinka Blista. Don't be bringin' that weak sauce up in here...

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

YOUR, NOT YOU'RE

Cancer of my cancer got cancer.

So many times I have thought things like this, but there's no way it's going to change.

 

Your (Your car) vs You're (You are)

 

To (Want to play) vs Too (Too many grammar mistakes!) vs Two (2)

 

There (Look over there) vs Their (Took their car) vs They're (They are)

 

Where (Where is it?) vs Wear (You wear clothes)

 

 

You're welcome!

[Arrows to Athens]

Soooo.... in response to what you see as unnecessary threads on subjects that already have a place to be discussed, you created a new thread? Despite the "Bitch and Moan," "Share your stories" and countless other Gen chat threads to discuss this?

 

Makes sense.

It's more of a show off thread. There's no bitching or stories here, or at least that's not the main intention of this thread.

[Yukinoshita]

I'm an E-book, is that ok?

[deadx23]

On one of my account I have everything that ever was (on ps4) and 500 mill how big is my e-peen?

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Pointless thread is pointless!

 

Oh, wait.... Yeah, Yeah, it is pointless....

 

I'll place complaints and showing off in other threads, thank you.

 

Why do people even bother anyway?

[Grand Theft Amanda]

What about the size of A-Vagina?

Edited January 5, 2016 by Grand Theft Amanda

[Lazysunday88]

On one of my account I have everything that ever was (on ps4) and 500 mill how big is my e-peen?

Watch out, you're going to hurt someone with that thing!

[AlienTwo]

What about the size of A-Vagina?

This is why you are my favorite.

[Rewdalf]

lol, people with 1.5 K/D who think that's high.

My K/D is 2.7, peasants.

And even that is low. Know why? Because I frequently play with friends who are assholes.

God, it's like nobody is even trying.

 

...

 

No, but in all seriousness the only thing I'd say is worth "showing off" is my well-organized and color-coded series of 50 cars, not a single one of which is chrome or an armored Kuruma.

[Smooth Longsack]

I play with several characters. I play with one character almost exclusivity but have made others to get around bad sport. My kds are 4.62 (main character), 12.11, 9.4, 439.00. I'm a golden god in a jet and potentially the worst, most vindictive asshole with the longest epeen ever recorded. My rng game is tight and i have sniper shots for days. The execs update was made for me.

 

I've been waiting for this thread to let you all know that I'm better than you and gayer than goldadder!

 

From last night:

 

 

You ever been in a lobby with a jet god that got over 300 kills in a single flight?

Edited January 5, 2016 by Smooth Longsack

[AlienTwo]

lol, people with 1.5 K/D who think that's high.

My K/D is 2.7, peasants.

And even that is low. Know why? Because I frequently play with friends who are assholes.

God, it's like nobody is even trying.

 

...

 

No, but in all seriousness the only thing I'd say is worth "showing off" is my well-organized and color-coded series of 50 cars, not a single one of which is chrome or an armored Kuruma.

Def not showing anything off with that terrible font color.

[Arachne]

I regretted searching for E-peen at google...

Edited January 5, 2016 by Arachne

[Jenkiiii]

I play with several characters. I play with one character almost exclusivity but have made others to get around bad sport. My kds are 4.62 (main character), 12.11, 9.4, 439.00. I'm a golden god in a jet and potentially the worst, most vindictive asshole with the longest epeen ever recorded. My rng game is tight and i have sniper shots for days. The execs update was made for me.

 

I've been waiting for this thread to let you all know that I'm better than you and gayer than goldadder!

 

From last night:

 

 

You ever been in a lobby with a jet god that got over 300 kills in a single flight?

 

Come and visit my yacht, jet griefing god, and I promise not to turn the defences on

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

 

lol

[Furry_Monkey]

I'm the most skilled motorbike rider that GTA Online has seen. Period.

 

My 100,000+ crashes proves it beyond any doubt.

 

Edited January 5, 2016 by Furry_Monkey

[Smooth Longsack]

 

I play with several characters. I play with one character almost exclusivity but have made others to get around bad sport. My kds are 4.62 (main character), 12.11, 9.4, 439.00. I'm a golden god in a jet and potentially the worst, most vindictive asshole with the longest epeen ever recorded. My rng game is tight and i have sniper shots for days. The execs update was made for me.

 

I've been waiting for this thread to let you all know that I'm better than you and gayer than goldadder!

 

From last night:

 

 

You ever been in a lobby with a jet god that got over 300 kills in a single flight?

Come and visit my yacht, jet griefing god, and I promise not to turn the defences on

You come visit one of my three yachts, epeen midget!

 

It's not griefing. It's therapy. I've never got over being killed that first time in LS.

Edited January 5, 2016 by Smooth Longsack

[AUScowboy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=egE0LQxGeco

 

Not showing skill or big peen really, just why you should NEVER, EVER, rubberband your controller in freeroam LOL! There are a-hole players, like ME, out there...

Edited January 5, 2016 by AUScowboy

[Jenkiiii]

 

 

I play with several characters. I play with one character almost exclusivity but have made others to get around bad sport. My kds are 4.62 (main character), 12.11, 9.4, 439.00. I'm a golden god in a jet and potentially the worst, most vindictive asshole with the longest epeen ever recorded. My rng game is tight and i have sniper shots for days. The execs update was made for me.

 

I've been waiting for this thread to let you all know that I'm better than you and gayer than goldadder!

 

From last night:

 

 

You ever been in a lobby with a jet god that got over 300 kills in a single flight?

Come and visit my yacht, jet griefing god, and I promise not to turn the defences on

You come visit one of my three yachts, epeen midget!

 

It's not griefing. It's therapy. I've never got over being killed that first time in LS.

 

 

Come and visit my armada, e-peen spawn of the devil fungus breath... eh, lol.