if they made gtao into a movie how do you think it's story will be

[darkgreenmeme]

I think a movie would be pointless. The GTA storylines and the games are based on Hollywood movies and TV shows about crime.

[Dr Labuschagne]

But GTA V's story sucked. Come to think of it...

[JON22]

It will be about a fight over one T-shirt in a crate.

[TovarishTony]

Los Santos streets would be full of tanks and armored cars like its a war.

[LeeH1989]

GTA IVs story would be movie worthy based on 3 Characters similar to Pulp Fiction, or even just based around the diamond storyline... Id love that

Edited January 4, 2016 by LeeH1989

[sweat pants boner]

The movie would be about killing people then running or killing and then going passive

[REXX]

DVD Bonus Content:

 

Behind the scenes with the 8 year old - What being a Squeeker is all about.

 

Deleted scenes - Zentorno crashes.

[DaGooseInDaHoose]

Adult. Come on, you'd totally "watch" Grand Theft Anal

[Vaulttec]

Adult. Come on, you'd totally "watch" Grand Theft Anal

well speaking of that one I have that in my shop marked for $3.50 no lie

[scaldy78]

Watch the movie Falling Down starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall. It doesn't get any more GTA than that lol.

[OfficialTwiggz]

GtaOnline, a guy (or girl) started from nothing.

 

Glitched the way to the top.

 

Now is bored of the city. Wants to move but unfortunately airport is indefinitely shut down for...???

 

Roll credits.

[CarimboHanky]

 

GTAO Movie

 

- The plot of the story would have been leaked before it has even been released.

- The movie will be over priced

- You will have to wait i while before the movie even starts

- A lot of killing

- Involves a lot of little kids

- Bad reviews from a lot of viewers

-Mass shooting before the movie even starts.

jack thompson would have a field day of that happened!

[Maibatsu545]

They already did, OP:

 

 

[Arachne]

The movie should be something like this:

 

"Welcome to Los Santos,the city that features lots of children and people who worship the clouds.Meet...that weird guy and that weird girl,and join them as they attempt to uncover the mysteries of their reality and escape the huge explosions from those who are mentally unstable and mentally retarded.The protagonists will have to run for their afterlife and break the unholy spell that makes Los Santos the city that it is today:an complete sh*tfest filled with kids,sh*tty youtubers and lots of BOOM"

Edited January 4, 2016 by Arachne

[Sentinel Driver]

2 hours of black screen then a text saying "Cannot connect to Rockstar movie services"

[DaGooseInDaHoose]

 

Adult. Come on, you'd totally "watch" Grand Theft Anal

well speaking of that one I have that in my shop marked for $3.50 no lie

Hell of a deal for such an exquisite piece of film

[Raj The Rager]

Action and adventure, obviously.

[SmokesWithCigs]

Gtao is basically the purge anarchy without a curfew

[poppafewpills]

It would be a great movie... Well minus the fact you'd need to purchase shark cards if you wanted to hear it... Or buy soda and popcorn.

 

Just as you start to get into it they would interrupt you and let you know it's now available in 3D two theaters over but you'd need to buy the ticket all over again.

 

You'd happily pay extra to go see it in 3D. You move to the other theater and you'd notice your outfit is gone and the license plate on your vehicle has changed.

 

Hey, it could be worse... You could be the other guy that lost his vehicle entirely. You tell him no worries there's two fellas outside that can help. One is dressed like a windmill and the other is invisible.

[SmokesWithCigs]

GTA IVs story would be movie worthy based on 3 Characters similar to Pulp Fiction, or even just based around the diamond storyline... Id love that

 

But we are not talking about gta IV are we? Did you even read the thread title? Also while I'm at it f*ck GTA IV!!!!!!!!!!

Edited January 4, 2016 by SmokesWithCigs

[No_Future]

Let's hope the movie version would have new scriptwriters. The Rockstar GTAV writers are completely tapped out.

 

I would have to disagree. I find the gta writing extremely funny and genius.