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Roast The Character Above You Thread

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ronbonjovi

 

U look like that bald street hoe that wayne brady was gonna choke

 

 

OK this is an easy one.

 

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You look like you came straight out of hooters during a bike night. Got straight on the back of a beat up harley after hitting the crack pipe with a guy wearing a t shirt that said "if you can read this the b**** fell off"

 

 

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*Not my character... at work now and just saw this thread. Wanted to participate. I will post mine when I get home.

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TheSadisticOwl

Is that a wand in your hand? Are you trying to be some sort of GTA Online version of Harry Potter? Well, start off first by getting rid of that hair, it looks like a dead hawk being used as a wig.

 

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(Trying my best to keep the thread alive. Also, happy 20 pages of roasting!)

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LL Cool L

Is that a wand in your hand? Are you trying to be some sort of GTA Online version of Harry Potter? Well, start off first by getting rid of that hair, it looks like a dead hawk being used as a wig.

 

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Nikko Belic joined Backstreet Boys lookin' ass

 

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Killer Whale

You gotta stop using a cereal bowl to cut your hair.

 

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Harbz

You gotta stop using a cereal bowl to cut your hair.

 

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Your player needs to borrow it :D

 

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Enjoy next user :)

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HeistsActivist

If you don't get ya sterling silver spaceman dressed ass, ice cream cone headass

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TheSadisticOwl

Can't roast what isn't there, so I'm roasting Harbujahn.

 

You'd probably look more scarier on a horror movie set without the make-up, because right now, you look like that skeleton rocking chair from the wake me up inside meme.

 

 

 

 

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Rattle me bones.

 

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DoxerWhite

Are you trying to go for some fancy event, tryhard mode or just into kinky biker gang-bang party (i bet you are the "ride") ? Seems like all that millitary gadgets are here to compensate something ;). Are you copying some tasteless kids style or did they took inspiration from you ? Is the mask protecting our eyes from your horrible face or is it some kind of submission thing ? So many questions and yet so little answers (to be frank, i don't even want to know) ! Anyway 0/10, would run over you again.

 

Roast my character, he had a busy day in freemode. And please, "be honest" (that's my company motto btw).

 

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Panashe M. Sinclaire

Are you trying to go for some fancy event, tryhard mode or just into kinky biker gang-bang party (i bet you are the "ride") ? Seems like all that millitary gadgets are here to compensate something ;). Are you copying some tasteless kids style or did they took inspiration from you ? Is the mask protecting our eyes from your horrible face or is it some kind of submission thing ? So many questions and yet so little answers (to be frank, i don't even want to know) ! Anyway 0/10, would run over you again.

 

Roast my character, he had a busy day in freemode. And please, "be honest" (that's my company motto btw).

 

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universetwisters

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Your character looks like a promotional image from Clerks 2. Your other characters make you look like you're trying too hard to live out your pretty boy gangster fantasies. This is GTA, not Metrosexual Runway Modelling.

 

Old pic but idgaf this thread is hilarious

 

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Zak Ras

 

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Your character looks like a promotional image from Clerks 2. Your other characters make you look like you're trying too hard to live out your pretty boy gangster fantasies. This is GTA, not Metrosexual Runway Modelling.

 

Old pic but idgaf this thread is hilarious

 

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When the diseased riddled hick visits the big city...

 

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Bald Keewee

Straight from jail to the drivers seat of the mighty Dashound bus, our man takes a quiet moment to reflect on all his years in prison, and struggles to let go of the one thing he had that could truly please a man, the jail v*gina on his face

 

*will add pic when i get hold of one*

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HeistsActivist
Posted (edited)
On 5/12/2018 at 5:59 PM, Zak Ras said:

Your character looks like a promotional image from Clerks 2. Your other characters make you look like you're trying too hard to live out your pretty boy gangster fantasies. This is GTA, not Metrosexual Runway Modelling.

 

Old pic but idgaf this thread is hilarious

 

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When the diseased riddled hick visits the big city...

 

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ok to the bitch with the ponytail you look like one of those depressed bitches who ignore guys that actually love and care for her and give her attention just to try and get with chads but you never will cause you're too hit for that so it just depresses you and makes you cut yourself, but then you wanna show the hot guy who was nice enough to let you suck his dick your scars from cutting and when he leaves you wonder why you can't get a boyfriend.

 

And to Kim Jong Un's American spinoff, I'd like to know it looks like you buttered your suit in hockey stick wax. You better take that damn pubic hair off your face. Your mullet looks like you straightened stiff and nappy hair, you sitting in one of the most uncomfortable ass positions just so you don't crinkle yo sh*t further. Ya hair probably got the softness and texture of raw spagghetti noodles at this point. It looks like you sprayed that sh*t down with the cheapest of hair sprays you could find. Go return those dollar store shades, give hans müllerschneider his hat back and f*ck off somewhere, preferrably out of that window you are positioned right next to.

 

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Attempt at formatting photo correctly

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For the poster above:

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