Roast The Character Above You Thread

[SupaBad95]

Can i just roast a bunch of characters above me? Cool, thanks.

I.. don't even know what to say.

Dayuuum the fug, i've seen Indian women with thinner eyebrows.

 

I don't even want to imagine you without the makeup and mask.

 

Hopefully your character would appear with a paper bag default when everything from your face is removed.

 

 

The 1940's called, they want their white homosexual rapist that buys 13 year old Filipino boys back.

 

There's a new tranny in the Jenner family!

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Here's my char 5 haircuts ago

Edited February 10, 2016 by SupaBad95

[JustSomeBunny]

I.. don't even know what to say.

 

It's not in my nature to be mean-spirited but I'm going to try:

 

My guess is that the fedora is covering lobotomy scars, as the eyes betray no soul beneath (or she's an android/fembot). A tanning bed or, for the health conscious, a spray tan, might be in order. Buy some tweezers. Finally, Jay Leno wants his chin back.

 

Here's my character:

Edited February 10, 2016 by KatyPerry

[hugh750]

 

I.. don't even know what to say.

 

It's not in my nature to be mean-spirited but I'm going to try:

 

My guess is that the fedora is covering lobotomy scars, as the eyes betray no soul beneath (or she's an android/fembot). A tanning bed or, for the health conscious, a spray tan, might be in order. Buy some tweezers. Finally, Jay Leno wants his chin back.

 

Here's my character:

 

she's so not even her cotton candy hair will even attract men, so it look's like she will be spending another llonely night in her hot tub.

[SniperPrincess]

For whatever reason, the person above didn't want to put a picture so I'll do the one before...

 

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Here's my character:

So that's where the girl from LazyTown went. ...I didn't know she became a meth head and got abducted by aliens.

 

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Here's mine:

 

 

try me bitch xoxo

Edited February 11, 2016 by SniperPrincess

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^ This is the selfie Alex Vause took seconds before the police burst into her home, and carted her off to prison, marking the beginning of the show, Orange is the New Black. Her crime, wearing a denim jacket after 1994.

 

Edited February 11, 2016 by CKR187

[Anna Deadly]

She looks like a possessed demon worshipper desperately seeking for help. She signed up for that life now she can't get out. Tattooing Virgin Mary on your cleavage won't cancel your booking in hell.

 

Edited February 11, 2016 by IceColdFrostMT

[CaptSpalding]

 

 

 

Pris from Blade Runner...after she was killed.

[lessthan3]

Taking a selfie on the back of a yacht, wearing a pink leather jacket, while your retarded brother/first boy you ever kissed is shooting seagulls with a .50 caliber semi-automatic sniper rifle in the background. Proof, if ever it was needed, that you can take the redneck out of the fly-over state, but you can't take the fly-over state out of the redneck.

This picture demonstrates perfectly how even earning a couple of million singing about cowboys won't cure an acute case of trailer-trash.

 

 

Edited February 11, 2016 by lessthan3

[MikeMyth]

she's so not even her cotton candy hair will even attract men

Nice English.

[Voit Turyv]

^

You must love your fans - showing them a finger and then hiding behind enormous spectacles so that nobody would recognise you.

Is my attempt ok?

 

[MikeMyth]

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You must love your fans - showing them a finger and then hiding behind enormous spectacles so that nobody would recognise you.

Is my attempt ok?

 

All those cars won't compensate for your sh*tty fashion sense and small member.. or your porn 'stache.

 

[Red Lynx 23]

Could you show any more skin on that skank? I bet she doesn't even know how the safety works on that gun that weighs about three times as much as her brainless head.

 

 

The idea is to give someone else a dirty sanchez, not yourself. It also goes above the mouth, under the nose. Not by the corner of your mouth.

 

[MikeMyth]

Why do you people always skip? It's called roast the character above you, not roast the character that's already been roasted. It's really annoying, tbh.

[VeraVanderpump]

Look!! It's Robin!! But instead of growing up to be Nightwing, you grew up to be a washed up gay caberet singer. Your parents would be so disappointed that you're shaming the family name.

 

 

Have you heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Association? Here at FASA we educate people on this terrible but preventable condition and think you'd be the perfect poster child for our cause!

 

 

Edited February 11, 2016 by VeraVanderpump

[MikeMyth]

I've never been so happy to be roasted, I thought I had been skipped. </3

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After multiple surgeries, and years of hormone therapy, Vera had become the most famous Transgender to walk the Earth. Through modelling, acting, and a questionably 'leaked' sextape, she was able to make a decent living for herself. Eventually though people became tired of the novelty, and began to trade her in for the younger, sexier Trannys on the market. This downturn in Vera's life caused her to become a hermit on her Yacht. Reliving the days in her sextape, she wore lingerie 24/7, and because nobody would give her an 'Urban Spoon' version of one anymore, she simply wore a real pearl necklace. The loneliness was tough on her, and she became suicidal. This is the photo she took of herself right before she took her own life. She left a note next to it, which simply said "5 O'clock shadow. Gah, LOL". Of course, now she's dead, Facebook had a f*cking frenzy, and everyone remembered how much they love her, with everyone trying to come up with the most heart felt post, in a 'woe is me, praise the dead' fest. I hate people.

 

 

WELL DONE PEOPLE. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME GOOD ROASTS AS OF RECENTLY.

 

 

Edited February 11, 2016 by CKR187

[Soran Is On]

You look like a man who can't decide if he wants to be a goth or a hipster, or even what direction he wants to flick through the channels on tv. He has a scraggly excuse of a beard, and his eyes are so deep in his skull the sunlight can't reach them.

 

And what is that tattoo on your left arm? Do you stare at it while jerking off with the other after another failed night out?

 

Is that supposed to be face paint or did you partake in a black and white crayola bukkake?

 

[deadx23]

 

 

 

got a eat out special huh I'm surprised you look like a broke back mountain type

 

Edited February 11, 2016 by deadx23

[hugh750]

 

 

 

 

got a eat out special huh I'm surprised you look like a broke back mountain type

 

 

she's a cop that went under cover as a hooker and shows the scars.

and now she thinks she's a hooker but for some reason she doesn't want to part with her mic.

 

this is an old picture of a character long since deleted.

go ahead and destroy him!

 

Edited February 12, 2016 by hugh750

[Audi]

Little ass kid got lost in the hood while playing hookie from school. Took a quick selfie before the eses from MG ran a train on his ass.

 

[Member's Only]

I'm sure prostate exams require surgical gloves, not leather gloves. Did you stick em' up your own ass or something? Stop ignoring Lamar's concern, look at him you socially awkward f*ck, he wants to know if it will hurt.

 

Edited February 12, 2016 by GradeA-Hole

[That Guy Mike]

Well look at this paper bag princess.. The inmates gonna love you boy, you're just their type - disgraced Chippendale dropout. You forgot to cut a glory hole in your baggy mask, don't worry, someone gonna make one for you real quick.

What a week, you get a star from the mods and then get turned into a star by hardened criminals..

 

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Cant tell if Asian, or has Hay-Fever. Either way, she's stupid as hell. On an Assassination mission, one does not wear leather for 2 reasons. The first being that you can't move freely, to get low an hunker down in tight spaces. The second being, the goal for a sniper is to be silent. This bitch you'd hear squeaking from a mile away. They say, "Ain't no mountain high enough". Well, I hope she's high enough not to feel bullet entering her skull, following the wrath of retaliation from her target.

 

[hugh750]

Cant tell if Asian, or has Hay-Fever. Either way, she's stupid as hell. On an Assassination mission, one does not wear leather for 2 reasons. The first being that you can't move freely, to get low an hunker down in tight spaces. The second being, the goal for a sniper is to be silent. This bitch you'd hear squeaking from a mile away. They say, "Ain't no mountain high enough". Well, I hope she's high enough not to feel bullet entering her skull, following the wrath of retaliation from her target.

 

he's the los santos zombie, look at those empty souless eyes!

and the beard that looks like it has a weeks growth.

and he's comfused on what to do with the knife.

 

here's my female character with a new flapper girl dress and she has no full face makeup or masks.

 

Edited February 12, 2016 by hugh750

[A Paradox from 94]

 

CKR187:"No one cared who I was until I put on a mask."

 

IAA Agent:"If I took it off would it hurt"

 

CKR187:"It would get very ugly"

 

IAA Agent:"I'm a tough guy"

 

CKR187:"For me"

Edited February 12, 2016 by A Paradox from 94

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^ You got the names wrong, and you didn't post your picture. You must be new here.

[RamiTR]

here's my female character with a new flapper girl dress and she has no full face makeup or masks.

 

Since the last guy didn't put a picture up, I'll roast hugh750's character.

 

She needs a mask. Girl looks like a bootleg Cleopatra with that small ass wig. "Wanna know how I got these scars?" lookin' ass. Tattoo looks like she painted it on with marker. That's the only pearl necklace she'll be wearing cause no one's going near her with a face like that. Looks like Moses parted your neck in two. Barber in the back lookin' at you like "If you don't get yo ugly ass out of my store..."

 

[A Paradox from 94]

 

 

Passerby: You gotta nice head full of fishsticks!

 

You: What you say ’bout my chicken tenders?

 

[nmk111]

shes pissed off cause her plan to get injuries at the amusement park and then sue the owner for some money failed when someone pointed out there actually was a sign that says "remain seated and keep you hands inside the ride"

now she has to return to turning tricks at the docks...

 

[Dankton9]

You might wanna see a doctor about that terrible rash on your hand. And the bullet holes.

 

Edit: Ninjad, you look like a test tube baby of Johnny and Benny

 

Edited February 13, 2016 by Zombeau