Roast The Character Above You Thread

[lessthan3]

That's not a roast, that's just a caption.

[Karlitoz-E]

u definitely not looking foxy today thats for sure

 

[hugh750]

u definitely not looking foxy today thats for sure

 

a cockatoos party goer decided to have a sex change.

[ReaperCrew]

Why are people so bad at this?

[hugh750]

Why are people so bad at this?

wow you just roasted all of us!

 

[MikeMyth]

Why are people so bad at this?

Seriously. It's enough that your roasts aren't that great (and that's fine, not everyone's good at it) but the captions and constant pictures of masked people are really f*cking annoying and don't dignify anything other than the generic "you're so ugly you have to wear to a mask", so I don't understand what else you want us to roast?

[hugh750]

please stay on topic!

[MikeMyth]

please stay on topic!

You're derailing the thread yourself by posting masked characters that can't really be roasted, so please, stop.

[deadx23]

 

Why are people so bad at this?

wow you just roasted all of us!

 

big surprise you have to cover your face but that's to get more customers huh lame penis tattoo I bet the guys love that,here's the good part at least you're not making any threads lately

 

[lessthan3]

Ooooh, watch out everyone. Rajesh is making his mean face. He's even got that 5 o'clock stubble going, which would be more impressive if that wasn't the only kind of beard he could grow. But don't say that to his face, or he'll bring the wrath of Ganesha down on us. Just as soon as he finishes tricking out his new toy with daddy's money.

You know... gangsta sh*t!

 

 

I will refer whoever wants to give it a shot to my previous picture, as it still hasn't been roasted.

Edited February 5, 2016 by lessthan3

[Red Lynx 23]

 

Winter, 1973

 

 

 

Wow 1973. You weird compared to Los Santos 2016.

 

Edited February 5, 2016 by Red Lynx 23

[ReaperCrew]

EDIT: Nevermind

Edited February 5, 2016 by ReaperCrew

[hellfury66]

Hey look we got a big weeaboo fan over here!I guess this is what happens to kids who watch way to many anime shows. Especially When they over

Do it with there Costumes.to the point they start looking like GAY a$$ circus clowns!!! Oh and by the way that car looks like total sh?t. like it really came from the circus! just ridiculous.

Edited February 5, 2016 by hellfury66

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Winter, 1973

 

 

 

 

This is what happens when a street walker finally gives in to the winter, and ditches the mini skirt and crop top for jeans and an overcoat. She still wants to let everybody know she's easier to pull than a crack addicts tooth though, so she stole a snowman's eyes to put over her nipples, to symbolise nudity. Guess, where she put the snowman's nose though? Let me give you a clue. Its the reason she has an awkward, slightly uncomfortable look on her face.

 

(Im roasting this one, because I believe it still hasn't been 'Roasted'.

I agree with ReaperCrew, this thread could be great, but some of the roasts that people come up with are sh*thouse.)

 

 

Sorry for repeating my same character, I'm in the process of taking a whole bunch of pictures, specifically to use in this thread. Don't post a roast, if you can't toast the ghost. sh*t, I got stuck rhyming. If you want to roast, continue the thread by posting a picture. Don't dead stop it.

Edited February 5, 2016 by CKR187

[hugh750]

 

Winter, 1973

 

 

 

 

This is what happens when a street walker finally gives in to the winter, and ditches the mini skirt and crop top for jeans and an overcoat. She still wants to let everybody know she's easier to pull than a crack addicts tooth though, so she stole a snowman's eyes to put over her nipples, to symbolise nudity. Guess, where she put the snowman's nose though? Let me give you a clue. Its the reason she has an awkward, slightly uncomfortable look on her face.

 

(Im roasting this one, because I believe it still hasn't been 'Roasted'.

I agree with ReaperCrew, this thread could be great, but some of the roasts that people come up with are sh*thouse.)

 

 

Sorry for repeating my same character, I'm in the process of taking a whole bunch of pictures, specifically to use in this thread. Don't post a roast, if you can't toast the ghost. sh*t, I got stuck rhyming. If you want to roast, continue the thread by posting a picture. Don't dead stop it.

 

he has two weapons, his knife and his fowl smelling under arm oder .

 

[hugh750]

let's keep this thread going guys, it's fun.

 

[Gabriela_L]

I'm not sure which one you want to be roasted so I'm going to roast them both

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let's start with the woman. Well, she can hide her ugly face with that stupid low quality paint and $1.99 glasses, but she can't hide her horrendous greasy hair. And since she is a criminal how about she steal some shampoo and conditioner. Good thing you didn't show us her mugshot, I've heard it was so ugly the police deleted the photo and put a picture of her back.

 

Now with the man. When you first look at him he looks somewhat like a dork... but that's because he is. I mean look at his hair! He has got that Spork bowl-cut going on. And look at his face, that of a scared teenager addicted to some home-made substance. What is he about to do? Let's see, maybe use the super motorbike his rich dad gave him, and walk around using that scarf his aunt gave him and that he painted black to make it look more manly, around his skinny neck to cover it and make it look more proportional to his buff body. Talking about his body... let's see... skinny neck, skinny face, buff body... he is definetely going to buy more illegal steroids. Then later in the day he is going to post a picture of his body with a phrase like: ''no pain no gain'' on facebook. People are going to roast his skinny neck and he is going to delete his post.

 

 

Well I guess that was enough. Now my character:

 

[Rammer2k]

Cocaine's an incredible drug, especially for that crack whore.

 

[nmk111]

Usually when people do cosplay they tend to go for more badass characters, but dr Eugene Porter from Walking Dead is an interesting choice too...

 

 

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

 

 

 

We should've seen the signs. I mean, he wore wedding dresses occasionally in the 90's, but in the end it was a tough transition for Dennis Rodman. When he finally gave in to 'who he really was', it came naturally. First came the implants, which was hard at first. Hard for him not to play with them constantly. When they finally took his penis, it felt as though a part of him had gone, and he was never the same. To this day he has never touch another basket ball. Sad really. He was such a good player. Who was once a Chicago Bull, will now forever be known as the Chicago Pony.

 

Edited February 6, 2016 by CKR187

[Voit Turyv]

I see nothing but a silhouette of a woman against the white exterior of the yacht. Your hair looks like it was styled by a monkey using mud and spit.

 

Emo-wannabe who doesn't probably care about her dental health.

Thank you for being an unspoken source of inspiration for my female char, Cameron.

 

[iSaint9]

I've seen better trannies at Cockatoos. My eyes are bleeding harder than when I see Giantsgiants' cars.

 

[lessthan3]

I've seen better trannies at Cockatoos. My eyes are bleeding harder than when I see Giantsgiants' cars.

 

That lower lip is huge! Did someone punch you in the face? Although I'm pretty sure it would count as self-defence, as anyone would naturally fear for their lives if they saw you staring at them with those crazy-eyes. Still doesn't explain why you're wearing a beanie in the desert though, but I think it's safe to assume you don't either, you just happened to be wearing it when you woke up in that bush behind you. It's true what they say, crack is one hell of a drug.

 

 

[Audi]

"If I take a selfie just before exploding on the pavement below, maybe they'll make a movie about me"

 

[xochristine]

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Roasting both.

 

 

 

 

Something about this girl says "I know you're there, but I'm pretending you're not... Man I need to clear the cobwebs from that corner... and my vagina". Maybe lose the Diamond Dallas Page shirt, and the Timberlands, and those cobwebs will moisten right up. I know I can't see what shoes you're wearing, but you look like a Kanye fan, so typically thats what you'd be wearing.

 

 

'High Roller'... Lets make a list.

1) Poor make-up skills

2) Bland Hair

3) Cheap Tattoos

4) Slutty Bustier Top

5) sh*t Quality Screenshot

 

All of these things suggest that - unless 'High Roller' means you roll joints for a living - its a bit of an exaggeration.

 

Reposting this picture, because it still hasnt been roasted, and Im offering a lot of material.

 

Edited February 10, 2016 by CKR187

[Criminal-Fox]

Roasting both.

 

 

 

 

Something about this girl says "I know you're there, but I'm pretending you're not... Man I need to clear the cobwebs from that corner... and my vagina". Maybe lose the Diamond Dallas Page shirt, and the Timberlands, and those cobwebs will moisten right up. I know I can't see what shoes you're wearing, but you look like a Kanye fan, so typically thats what you'd be wearing.

 

 

'High Roller'... Lets make a list.

1) Poor make-up skills

2) Bland Hair

3) Cheap Tattoos

4) Slutty Bustier Top

5) sh*t Quality Screenshot

 

All of these things suggest that - unless 'High Roller' means you roll joints for a living - its a bit of an exaggeration.

 

Reposting this picture, because it still hasnt been roasted, and Im offering a lot of material.

 

"He's Been Looking At The E Cola For 20 Minutes..." Seriously Man, Is He Alright? I Don't Think He Alright, With That Purple-Ass Hair, That 80's Miami Facial Hair, Those Dead Eyes And Those Gloves... I Think The Shirt Sums Up The Point He's Reached In His Life And Delivers A Better Roast Than I Ever Could... He Might As Well Just Wear A Sandwich Board That Says Male Prostitute... Anybody Else Wanna Roast This Guy?

Edited February 10, 2016 by Criminal-Fox

[hugh750]

i'm using my female character again but this time she's got on a flapper dress.

go ahead and destroy her.

 

[KyleKeeling]

i'm using my female character again but this time she's got on a flapper dress.

go ahead and destroy her.

 

 

I don't even want to imagine you without the makeup and mask.

 

Hopefully your character would appear with a paper bag default when everything from your face is removed.

 

[dudclub55]

I.. don't even know what to say.