Roast The Character Above You Thread

[The Hippie]

^ Just because your girlfriend left you, doesn't mean you have to run away. Just go get another sh*tty tatt and go back to your hovel.

 

 

[GhostlySentinel]

Most people don't get their hairstyle advice from a 1970's porno, but hey, you do you.

 

[CynicalRise]

Oh look, the animator for every rip off movie ever.

 

My version of Ellie from The Last of Us. Roast 'er:

Edited January 27, 2016 by TheProcrastinatingMath

[Bad4bizbrad]

Oh look, the animator for every rip off movie ever.

 

My version of Ellie from The Last of Us. Roast 'er:

Aww look at Ellie, trying to be independent. You know you can't live without Joel in this deadly life. You're not entirely cutout for this lifestyle. Also you need to stop all that cursing little girl.

 

[Red Lynx 23]

Oh look, the animator for every rip off movie ever.

 

My version of Ellie from The Last of Us. Roast 'er:

 

Want to aim a sniper rifle if you're crosseyed? Let me show you how.

 

Edited January 27, 2016 by Red Lynx 23

[ReaperCrew]

^ Whoever drew those tattoos on you forgot to draw cleavage as well. Hair looking like Japan's worst nightmare, tidal wave lookin ass

 

Edited January 28, 2016 by ReaperCrew

[CynicalRise]

Hope you didn't piss your pants while swimming

 

[johnpolo]

Can get friends with blue hair. Buy a yacht and they will come.

 

[nmk111]

Im picturing this guy strolling down the street- stops next to every female, spits into hands and slides them trough hes hair, then going "eeeey guurl, wanna boogie?" with heavy italian accent. Usually followed by awkward silence and sad female walking away fast while rolling her eyes.

How many liters of some oily substance is needed daily to maintain that hair style? or do you just go without washing your head and use natural grease? Ugh... Also it would look better if you tryed sticking to one clothing style, you know... Nerdy t-shirt or cheap "business" suit, the two mixed together... Not so much.

 

 

[KyleKeeling]

If there was a Neo-Nazi, Skinhead DLC Update, You'd be the poster child for the digital posters.

 

Go back to American History-X where you belong you tatted freak.

 

[ReaperCrew]

^ Niko Bellic's mildly retarded uncle on the way home from his weekly colonoscopy.

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

^ You look like a Witch Doctor raided the singer of Right Said Fred's closet, killing his dog, and stealing its necklace on your way out, singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt".

[hugh750]

^ You look like a Witch Doctor raided the singer of Right Said Fred's closet, killing his dog, and stealing its necklace on your way out, singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt".

 

 

how dare you make fun of me being able to afford pants and a bat but not able to afford a shirt!

 

not a character (i don't have any current character pics) but do your best (or worst).

 

[That Guy Mike]

 

Oh look, the animator for every rip off movie ever.

My version of Ellie from The Last of Us. Roast 'er:

Aww look at Ellie, trying to be independent. You know you can't live without Joel in this deadly life. You're not entirely cutout for this lifestyle. Also you need to stop all that cursing little girl. I'll bet the brotha's just love you boo.. She's had more black guys in her at one time than that sexy truck behind her, which seats 6 I believe.

 

As for the car above this post, what's the colour combo?? Should be called 'rear view mirror red' since that's how most people probably end up looking at it.

 

Edited January 30, 2016 by !M4G3_N4T10N

[MikeMyth]

 

 

Oh look, the animator for every rip off movie ever.

My version of Ellie from The Last of Us. Roast 'er:

Aww look at Ellie, trying to be independent. You know you can't live without Joel in this deadly life. You're not entirely cutout for this lifestyle. Also you need to stop all that cursing little girl.

I'll bet the brotha's just love you boo.. She's had more black guys in her at one time than that sexy truck behind her, which seats 6 I believe.

 

As for the car above this post, what's the colour combo?? Should be called 'rear view mirror red' since that's how most people probably end up looking at it.

 

Do they call you Dino because you look so dusty? You look like someone just excavated you, seriously go take a shower or something. I'd say you're having a mid-life crisis, but end-of-life crisis is more like it..

 

 

Furthest left.

[hugh750]

 

 

Oh look, the animator for every rip off movie ever.

My version of Ellie from The Last of Us. Roast 'er:

Aww look at Ellie, trying to be independent. You know you can't live without Joel in this deadly life. You're not entirely cutout for this lifestyle. Also you need to stop all that cursing little girl.

I'll bet the brotha's just love you boo.. She's had more black guys in her at one time than that sexy truck behind her, which seats 6 I believe.

 

As for the car above this post, what's the colour combo?? Should be called 'rear view mirror red' since that's how most people probably end up looking at it.

 

 

to answer the question about my supercar's color combination it's primary paint is metallic blaze red and it's secondary paint is a custom crew color metallic orange on chrome pearlescent.

Edited January 30, 2016 by hugh750

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

 

 

Furthest left.

 

This is what happens when a failed soccer player(in front) decides he can make it in the crime game. He hires his kid brother(in back), and a generic goon(left) who decideds its a good idea to pick up the Heist start-up kit on his way to the job, complete with plastic toy gun, and a 'strong but silent type persona'. Give up the act 'Sidekick', when the story starts to sour, its the generic goon who dies first.

 

Edited January 31, 2016 by CKR187

[MikeMyth]

It's a Pfister polo, nothing to do with soccer.

[hugh750]

do your best with this one .

 

[jyssys]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her dress says "I wish I were as beautiful as this tree" while her pig tails says "ready for the casting couch".

 

 

 

 

Even dogs would think twice before engaging in bestiality with her.

 

 

My character:

[PoeticWhisper]

Looks like the mascot for a sh*tty fast food restaurant.

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

^ Santa had sex with a raccoon once. The result was a frustrated teenage emo, who dabbled in male prostitution. In this photo we see him, post coitus with his latest 'trick', as he wonders why his father abandoned him, never letting go of his christmas heritage. Later he will cry himself to sleep, whispering "I haven't been naughty daddy, I've been a good little boy".

 

Edited January 31, 2016 by CKR187

[LTG_KARL]

^ Santa had sex with a raccoon once. The result was a frustrated teenage emo, who dabbled in male prostitution. In this photo we see him, post coitus with his latest 'trick', as he wonders why his father abandoned him, never letting go of his christmas heritage. Later he will cry himself to sleep, whispering "I haven't been naughty daddy, I've been a good little boy".

 

Looks like me...

[Impulse52]

[Member's Only]

Weren't you supposed to be making John Wick 2? Why the hell did you get arrested?

 

[hugh750]

Weren't you supposed to be making John Wick 2? Why the hell did you get arrested?

 

GET BACK HERE I"M NOT DONE YELLING AT YOU!!!

 

Edited February 4, 2016 by hugh750

[Member's Only]

YOU ARE NOT MY MOM STOP YELLING AT MEEEE.

Edited February 4, 2016 by GradeA-Hole

[Skullkicker227]

How the hell did I not find this beautiful thread sooner?!?

[lessthan3]

Weren't you supposed to be making John Wick 2? Why the hell did you get arrested?

 

I'm going to do this one because the other picture is an NPC, and not someone's character.

 

Look at you, a grown ass Gordon Freeman reject running away from a 20-something metalhead hipster. She's wearing toe shoes for f*ck's sake. Although I guess you'd have to after having stolen her authentic homemade organic leather jacket, made from 100% recycled roadkill and soaked in real buffalo urine. You couldn't even hold off on wearing it until it dried though, could you? You like how it feels when it's soaked. I bet you're not even wearing anything underneath. You disgust me.

 

This probably isn't even the first time you've done something like this, is it? I think I can see a tiny sparkle of joy in those dead fish eyes of yours. In 10 years... No, odds are you'll be dead by then. In 5 years when someone asks you why you did it, I bet your answer will be something along the lines of "Because it's the one thing she can't replace."

You're a f*cking freak, man. Get help.

 

 

Winter, 1973

 

Edited February 4, 2016 by lessthan3

[hugh750]

 

Weren't you supposed to be making John Wick 2? Why the hell did you get arrested?

 

I'm going to do this one because the other picture is an NPC, and not someone's character.

 

Look at you, a grown ass Gordon Freeman reject running away from a 20-something metalhead hipster. She's wearing toe shoes for f*ck's sake. Although I guess you'd have to after having stolen her authentic homemade organic leather jacket, made from 100% recycled roadkill and soaked in real buffalo urine. You couldn't even hold off on wearing it until it dried though, could you? You like how it feels when it's soaked. I bet you're not even wearing anything underneath. You disgust me.

 

This probably isn't even the first time you've done something like this, is it? I think I can see a tiny sparkle of joy in those dead fish eyes of yours. In 10 years... No, odds are you'll be dead by then. In 5 years when someone asks you why you did it, I bet your answer will be something along the lines of "Because it's the one thing she can't replace."

You're a f*cking freak, man. Get help.

 

 

Winter, 1973

 

 

it's cold out here.

 

Edited February 4, 2016 by hugh750