Gr Moff Matt Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 I saw something similar in a Warcraft 3 forum. If you are doing any of these things then you have been playing GTA vice City too much: (Posting all here) 1) You try to switch your radio to 103, 105, 98.3 2) You look for a Lovefist album 3) You go around buying business then trying to collect cash from an icon near them 4) When you are being chased by the police, you look for a pay 'n' spray 5) You try and fly a helicopter by pressing 'X' 6) You look in the sea for a guy with cement shoes 7) You beep your horn near a lady to see if she's a hooker 8) You try and find a minimap 9) You try and find a (N) 10) You go towards an ice cream truck and ask for drugs 11) When you are ill you think you are low on health 12) When you are 'low on health' you try to find a health pick-up 13) You spend your entire life looking for 100 hidden packages 14) When you are being chased by the police (again) you look for a police bribe 15) You start to intimidate jurors with tools 16) You try and bust a real cool karate kick to get ppl of their bikes! 17) You start to rob shops until you get to 3 star wanted rating 18) You look up (again) and find that there are no stars 19) You think the clocks must be slow! (LOL i like that one! ) 20) When you are low on armour, you go to Ammunation! 21) You attach 99 Red Ballons to fireworks! (Wave 103, a song neunundneunzig luftballons.) 22) You turn up at your local stadium to find out that it doesnt have Bloodring, Hotring, or Dirtring 23) You look around for checkpoints in water 24) You believe that when you go to sleep you save and when you wake up you load 25) You beg R* to bring out Vice City 2! 26) You try and jump into the path of planes, thinking that you will go stright through them! 27) You speed at 150 mph on your bike and think its fine 28) You run somebody over by accident and you drive on without stopping 29) You start asking people if they want to wear Hawaï-shirts and hang around your house. 30) Whenever you go to the cinema, you ask if Candy Suxxx is in it. 31) Whenever you go to the cinema, you ask if Steve Scott directed it. 32) You think that you can turn the volume down of the SFX 33) You believe the worlds sounds are all stereo 34) You believe that a kid, with a ps2 controller is influencing your actions 35) You believe that you can automatically switch to English, French, German, Italian or spanish whenever you like 36) You dont care about killing anyone 37) You start thinking when the cheetah is going to spawn 38) You see a nice bike so you nick it 39) You start wondering where your mansion is 40) The cops are on you so you get changed and think they wont notice you 41) You try to remember what the flying cheat is 42) While walking, you keep looking behind your back to see if there are mad little Haitians running at you with guns. 43) Your accent changes. 44) You expect your garage to open automaticly, and end up slamming into it. 45) Every time you walk past somebody you randomly puch them in the face. 46) You punch people on purpose to make them chase you, so it can feel like your a 'marked man'. 47) You jump off of buildings. 48) You try and look for gliches (in real life) 49) You try and get into upside down world 50) You never use the bathroom 51) You smack yourself (to simulate the 3 health loss) each time you run off of a curb and say "wierd glitch" 52) You actually think you can storm a military base after stealing a cop uniform 53) You're dumb enought to TRY TO STEAL A COP UNIFORM! 54) You walk in a gun store an expect you will get a gun without any questions. 55) You kill criminals and wonder why the police is chasing you. 56) You call all your friends 'Mario'. 57) You scream: 'I'll never go to school again!'. 58) You start looking for a place to buy the degenatron 59) You refer to certain ppl as haitians or cubans etc. 60) You don't leave your house in 10 days 61) You ring up 1 866 5 9 SAVE ME to donate to the salvation statue 62) You don't stop singing alllllllllllll niiiiiiiight looooooong! 63) You randomly say phrases such as 'I touch myself' 64) You believe your invincible because you know the health cheat 65) You go to your local car dealer and aks for BJ Smith 66) Your VC Manual is your current Novel 67) After failing your physics exam, you accuse your teacher of being a n00b posting regulary on this forum 68) You confront the bully that's been beating you up and say: "Your ass is dead now, I have two bodyguards and a spas" 69) After the bully beats you to a pulp, you believe that you will respawn at a near hospital 70) You shout and then attack people on the street claiming you are taking over this town 71) You start going around trying to buy buisnesses 72) You think you can get a pizza job by getting on a moped 73) You try to look for weapons on the floor 74) You hunt down burt reynolds' limo and ask him what building you should blow up and where the top fun van is. 75) You try to look for rampages icons Chat up lines: - Hey baby, want to see my hidden package? - Hey baby why dont you come over to my place and we can do some assets - Hey baby, want to jack my ride? - Hey baby, want to rehearse some scenes from "Bite"? - Hey baby, want to ride my Rhino? 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-Gnobe- Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 lol good one.ok here r some u see a nice bike driving along so you decide to nick it and put it in your..ermm someones mansion then look for some bodygaurds so u decide to come back later for them to spawn.in the meantime you get a golf cart and drive into the mall then come back out 2 go into ghost world.after hours of fun in ghost world you buy a spas12 shotgun an start blowin up cars.then you see the fbi onto you so you decide to escape by runing thru the army base and getting an apache.you do vigilante missions and acheive 150 armour along with health and then think ure invinsible so u go to land and try and be cool then get ran over by a army tank meanwhile at the mansion 'hey i got another bike in my garage along with my ferrari and lambrogini countash' back to the scene. damn i need the health cheat.is it r2 l2 nah l2 l2.damn wheres the controller hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoopee Sniper Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know when you've played to much Vice City when you... *kill thousands of people. *scream 'BUSTED!!!' if you're arrested. *are perplexed when you are in jail for the rest of your life and not immediatly back on the streets with only taken away your weapons and a bit of money. *scream 'WASTED!!!' just before you die. *go to the nearest army base, walk in and steal an Apache. *shoot someone, and if a cop comes to arrest you, you say: 'but I've got no wanted level star!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr Moff Matt Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 lol! Good so far! Heres some more: 6) You look in the sea for a guy with cement shoes 7) You beep your horn near a lady to see if she's a hooker 8) You try and find a minimap 9) You try and find a (N) 10) You go towards an ice cream truck and ask for drugs 11) When you are ill you think you are low on health 12) When you are 'low on health' you try to find a health pick-up 13) You spend your entire life looking for 100 hidden packages 14) When you are being chased by the police (again) you look for a police bribe 15) You start to intimidate jurors with tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vice-playa Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 You call every black person, Lance vance dance You find a halloween mask and go on a rampage with the nearest object You crash your brand new Kawasaki into a tree and wonder why you arn't back in the hospital 6h later You walk into the Hilton hotel and ask to save You wake up in the morning walk outside and say to ureself, Damn those are some amazing graphics. LOL I crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giss Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know you played Vice city too much when: - You spend days searching for drug-filled statues - You try to get under the world by driving into a roof - Everytime you do anything, like go to the fridge to get milk, you say "Mission Passed" and give yourself 100 $ - You try to do a 40000 feet wheelie - You try to drive on the front wheel with your old Piaggio - You step infront of fastgoing traffic to see if they stop - You use your sniper to see if people appears from nowhere - You kill the drug Baron - You steal a Harley from some MC gang member - You take your Motorcycle into elevators - You get a job as a pizzadeliveryboy, and then just throw the pizzas into people faces and if they get mad you say "Pizzas too hot to handle ?!?" - You hit people who are hunted by the police to see if you get 50 $ everytime you hit him - You buy totally useless places such as a Print Work that hasnt been used since the cold war - You check if you get wet when stepping into a pool - You can't swim - You walk into landing airplanes to see if they can hit you - You steal a Swat-Van to see if you get free armor - You try to aim by pressing a button - You try to sell drugs in a ice-cream truck, but your only customers are small children etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr Moff Matt Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 LOL, keep them comming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen 1 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 U know you played VICE to much when you: go to someones house, and honk and yell MERCEDES!! When you have a flat tire you bring your car to your garage and think and hope it will be fixed without charge. When you kill a bunch of people, and think its o k. When you look for icons to change your cloths When you press pause and can't see your stats and wonder y:dozing: When you finish a day at work and think you passed a mission and wonder how much you made for it. When you make $1000 you look up to see how much you have but realise it's not there to calculate for you.. Keep em' rolling guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr Moff Matt Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 16) You try and bust a real cool karate kick to get ppl of their bikes! 17) You start to rob shops until you get to 3 star wanted rating 18) You look up (again) and find that there are no stars 19) You think the clocks must be slow! (LOL i like that one! ) 20) When you are low on armour, you go to Ammunation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giss Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Some more: - You try to stay up a month without sleeping - You eat nothing but pizzas, sandwiches and pills - You try to fly up 'n' down - You like to THRUST your tongue in the middle of things - You try to press yourself through the floor to end up under the world - You try to shoot down a gang - You try to change clothes in 2 secs - You CAN change clothes in 2 secs - You dont need keys to start cars in 2 secs - You make your car flip over and RUNS LIKE HELL - You join the local firefighters to become fireproof - You snipe seagulls - You jump onto sharks to see if they can be step on etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen 1 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 When you buy a property you look for a pink light to start your missions. When you see a pay phone ringing and anxiously await for a MR.X to give you a mission. When you phone Ms. Cleo hotline and wonder why she hasn't givin you a job yet? When you steal a cop car and wonder how to start a vigilant mission. Ne ways, these kinds suck but honestly, u know how it is........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen 1 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Some more: - You try to stay up a month without sleeping - You eat nothing but pizzas, sandwiches and pills - You try to fly up 'n' down - You like to THRUST your tongue in the middle of things - You try to press yourself through the floor to end up under the world - You try to shoot down a gang - You try to change clothes in 2 secs - You CAN change clothes in 2 secs - You dont need keys to start cars in 2 secs - You make your car flip over and RUNS LIKE HELL - You join the local firefighters to become fireproof - You snipe seagulls - You jump onto sharks to see if they can be step on etc. LOL!! that was a good one. lets keep em goin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoopee Sniper Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know when you've played to much VC when: - You eat a lot of pills and be surprised if you can't kick your brother 10 meters away. Okay, can't think of more. Let's introduce a new one: You know when you've listened to much VCPR/Pressing Issues when: - You undress and you're 'jumping up and down!'. - You try to build a statue of yourself and blast into space. - You beg for money every 5 minutes. - You get $10 you call the one you're getting it from a 'mean b*tch'. - You try to dig a river in your backyard. - You shoot your parents to be a 'happy orphin'. - You 'think, learn and start doing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 .you realise life is so bleak. .you give your children a spear when there hungry s'all i can think of right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr Moff Matt Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know when you've listened to much VCPR/Pressing Issues when: - You undress and you're 'jumping up and down!'. - You try to build a statue of yourself and blast into space. - You beg for money every 5 minutes. - You get $10 you call the one you're getting it from a 'mean b*tch'. - You try to dig a river in your backyard. - You shoot your parents to be a 'happy orphin'. - You 'think, learn and start doing'. Lol! Nice Twist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen 1 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 U Look on a map to try and Find Star Fish Isalnd. U check listings for when Love fists coming to your town. U look for Rosenburgs number in the phone book. When a family member dies you look for romerios funerals services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr Moff Matt Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 21) You attach 99 Red Ballons to fireworks! (Wave 103, a song neunundneunzig luftballons.) 22) You turn up at your local stadium to find out that it doesnt have Bloodring, Hotring, or Dirtring 23) You look around for checkpoints in water 24) You believe that when you go to sleep you save and when you wake up you load 25) You beg R* to bring out Vice City 2! Lame ones i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djx Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 you've played it to much when you make a 'you've played gtavice too much when' list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 .you wonder why all the buildings look like plastic and u can only enter a few .you wonder where the f*** are any children or animals .u wonder why you see urself flying through the air like a movie when u go over a ramp .u wonder how u got so good at driving boats planes helis cars and bikes so quickly a bit off topic but hey........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giss Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 - You jump into solid buildings to see if you can find the easter egg - You take drugs, start running and get hurt for no reason - You get dissapointed when your 1.000.000 dollar helicopter doesnt respawn - You collect empty food packages, and everytime you find one you go "WooHoo! 6497247 hidden packages found" - You can get A Minigun, a python, 300 handgrenades, a sniper, a chainsaw and a rifle into your pockets, but not 2 knives - You think your named Tommy Vercetti - You think you can run as fast as a train - You try to drive up a set of stairs and then jump down 40 feet and land over and out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 .you do ambulance missions and wonder when u can run forever .you do fire truck missions and set urself alight to see if your fireproof .you do rifle range things and think u can reload faster .you try and put on some clothes and get on a bike at the same time and hope you will morph .u will look for pink markers trying to do missions .you do pizza deliveries and when uve done 55 you quit and test ur new amount of health by jumping out of heli's .get a rhino and enter the flying cheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know you have been playing vice city too much when... *You make a "You've been playing vice city too much!" topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 errm......ooook then lets just keep comin up with ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 errm......ooook then lets just keep comin up with ideas Yeah, but no more from you -Gnobe- Im getting sucidal listening to them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 hmm...ur right so am i! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotFDLC Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know you have played too much Vice City with a Gameshark full o' codes when... -You wish someone would invent a Gameshark for life so the cops won't ever chase you after you hit the old [email protected]#h on the moped. -You wonder why the hell you can't just stay on your bike after you wreck it. -Driving in the water in hopes of appearing in the sky and falling to the ground suddenly becomes a GOOD idea. -You concentrate reeeeaaaal hard and hope you are creating a place where you will magically appear later after thinking about it again. -Velocitation is your new best friend. At least, that's what you tell the officer after he asks about the nitro tanks installed in the trunk. -Your car is reinforced steel and glass to ensure victory in the game of chicken with the bus in front of you. -You install scopes on ALL weapons you own that can zoom 300 metres. -You are too lazy to steal an Apache, so you continually open and close the garage door to make one materialize. -You truly believe poppable tires are a thing of the past. -You argue the point that, given their weight and speed, cars CAN fly higher than planes and helis, but not blimps. -You begin to wonder if this post was really neccessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameLess Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 - You kick people out of their house with force with your friends. - You ask people if they want to hang around your house 24/7. - You call cars by what they are in the game. - You call your house 'Hideout' or 'Safehouse'. - You play bowling with your motorcycle and knock people off their motorcycle. - You move to Miami. - You suddenly like '80s music. - umm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameLess Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 -You truly believe poppable tires are a thing of the past. I thought you said poop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duce Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 You know you been playing too much VC when you use these phrases as pickup lines: -Hey baby, want to see my hidden package? -Hey baby why dont you come over to my place and we can do some assets -Hey baby, want to jack my ride? -Hey baby, want to rehearse some scenes from "Bite"? -Hey baby, want to ride my Rhino? Meh ill think of some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen 1 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 You know you been playing too much VC when you use these phrases as pickup lines: -Hey baby, want to see my hidden package? -Hey baby why dont you come over to my place and we can do some assets -Hey baby, want to jack my ride? -Hey baby, want to rehearse some scenes from "Bite"? -Hey baby, want to ride my Rhino? Meh ill think of some more And hey baby, wanna Invade by ship. Hey baby, want to give me a dirty sanchez hey baby, I'll show you who the hunter is Funny ones duce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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