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"I was sleepwalking and I spawned hookers and got banned..."

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Is this The Guy?

Is this The Guy?

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Man, to make something like this up though... Maybe it's true? Lol

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saintsrow

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This reminds me of the stories on the clever begging signs here.

 

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Shootinalloveryourface

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"I have a problem I'm not going to lie rockstar i was dreaming one night and i sleep walk. I sleep walked to my pc and turned on gta online and ran a script."

 

Lol, top notch

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Nick1020

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We should seriously have a thread on these type of Rockstar support questions and request.

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It's clearly a non-serious joke/troll post. Not nearly as amusing as all the genuine "my little brother/cousin did it" though.

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The hilarity of the excuses is seriously getting out of hand.

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saintsrow

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Dear Microsoft,

 

My girlfriend's nephew was playing on my Xbox 360 and in five minutes, he spent more money buying Minecraft skins than I spend all year on all of my games. I need a refund.

True story.

 

:p

 

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davey1975pafc

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If this were real or even if this person had one ounce of caring in him that his account has been banned... If that person is indeed reading this and all of his no d### mates....

I hate you all and I hope you enjoy the next couple of years playing rockstars gta iv clusterf###.

Hate hackers with a passion. Spoilt little brats who always want that little bit more. Play the game.

Or in their case. Enjoy ypur old atari :)

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CrysisAverted

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Maybe we're all sleepwalking, and this is just a dream.

 

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AlienTwo

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What's even better was the first story he told:

 

"So i invited a buddy over because i was feeling a little sociable even though i am usually anti social and play gta all day. I knew this was a bad idea because he likes to mess with me....

I fell asleep in my chair when i was playing gta online and while i was a sleep my friend installed a mod and ran it on my online game... I woke up and i was duct taped to my chair and couldn't move my hands. He was at my desk laughing at me pointing at the screen telling me to look as he spawned in 20 fat strippers and dildos on everyones heads.

I got so infuriated and asked him why would you do this to a friend? he said that i have been punked and i am on a hidden camera show... moments later i waited for the camera men to come out and they didn't... "I asked my friend ashton why? don't you know rockstar hates kitties?"

So now i am unfairly banned seriously this is stupid rockstar its your fault not mine..."

 

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206506868-I-was-Banned-but-hear-me-out-

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Misanthrope Z

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lol script kiddies getting mad about being banned for being script kiddies

 

 

maybe they'll finally f*ck off back to minecraft where they belong.

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Thanks for bringing that to our attention OP. I needed a good laugh today... :^:

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