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What happend to gingerbread men?

Error2k

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Shootinalloveryourface

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Lmao

 

Seriously though, he's not baked enough because Santa stole his dope

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Creme_Brulee

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We're still fine, what do you mean?

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Solid Scorpion

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He must have went through quite a lot. What happend to him? What's your theory?

 

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The photo below is his face prior to his helicopter crash and nine year coma, the photo above is after.

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Retired Mafia

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looks like Miley Cyrus just hit him with a wrecking ball

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Egonga

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Gingerbread man was happy with his job at the Fleeca Bank. The pay was good, the hours were flexible, and out in Chumash the customers were generally genial and friendly.

 

Then the Heist happened. Two hoodlums attacked Fleeca, drilled some important documents from the safe and fled off in some kind of armoured death car. Gingerbread man lost his job as a result.

 

Things weren't so bad, however. One of the Chumash customers had a relative who worked at Pacific Standard Bank. He could clearly see that it wasn't the Gingerbread man's fault for what happened, and so could the bank manager, so he set up the Gingerbread man as a cashier. The hours were longer, the pay not quite as good and the customers were a bit abrupt, but he was just glad to have landed on his feet.

 

And then it happened again.

 

The police investigated. Unable to apprehend the actual heist thieves, they scored some easy points with the media by portraying the Gingerbread man as an insider, working with the gangsters to rob the city of Los Santos. He received a 10 year prison service with no parole. You want to know what Los Santos' hardened criminals do to a sweet man made of gingerbread?

 

No. You don't want to know.

 

Now he's escaped, and he's pissed. He's hunting down those responsible. He has a gun in his hand and an angry gleam in his gumdrop eye.

 

He's coming for you.

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helresa

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Gingerbread man was happy with his job at the Fleeca Bank. The pay was good, the hours were flexible, and out in Chumash the customers were generally genial and friendly.

 

Then the Heist happened. Two hoodlums attacked Fleeca, drilled some important documents from the safe and fled off in some kind of armoured death car. Gingerbread man lost his job as a result.

 

Things weren't so bad, however. One of the Chumash customers had a relative who worked at Pacific Standard Bank. He could clearly see that it wasn't the Gingerbread man's fault for what happened, and so could the bank manager, so he set up the Gingerbread man as a cashier. The hours were longer, the pay not quite as good and the customers were a bit abrupt, but he was just glad to have landed on his feet.

 

And then it happened again.

 

The police investigated. Unable to apprehend the actual heist thieves, they scored some easy points with the media by portraying the Gingerbread man as an insider, working with the gangsters to rob the city of Los Santos. He received a 10 year prison service with no parole. You want to know what Los Santos' hardened criminals do to a sweet man made of gingerbread?

 

No. You don't want to know.

 

Now he's escaped, and he's pissed. He's hunting down those responsible. He has a gun in his hand and an angry gleam in his gumdrop eye.

 

He's coming for you.

I'm going to haverage to make this into a movie, can you get the clean and damaged gingerbread masks or it it just the same as when you get bruises etc

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Nah nah nah Gta 6

Nah nah nah Gta 6

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He was arrested for a year and was finally released today.

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CrysisAverted

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David Koechner happened

 

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Skullkicker227

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Hes pissed because he got kicked out of Los Santos for no reason for over a year and got dragged back just to be kicked out again. The streets are tough wherever he was.

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nik_west

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He's letting himself go, because R* dropped support for last-gen this year. And gingerbread man was always on our side, even now...

 

looks like Miley Cyrus just hit him with a wrecking ball

Could be. That chick is batsh*t crazy!

 

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monkb4skunk

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Meth. Not even once.

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Fireboy769

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We ate him. There. End of story. Get out. What you're wearing as a mask is our sh*t.

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