lpgunit Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) Basically wrote this while I was bored, mostly as a jab at how R* treats its community like dirt especially when GTA V was released. Set to the tune of by Mariah Carey. [Part 1: Take-Two] I don't care 'bout games; just profits All to crave my endless greed Hackers mess our hard-earned assets This isn't what Take-Two needs Grand Theft's IP is our own Meddling nerds who mod begone And our wish came true Multiplayer modders get sued! I don't care 'bout games; just profits All to crave my endless greed Hackers mess our hard-earned assets This isn't what Take-Two needs Why'd I care at what you're playing? Corporate fart; out of place By it's own I'm not that happy; If it sells that makes my day Grand Theft's IP is our own Meddling nerds who mod begone And our wish came true Multiplayer modders get sued! Boo, baby [Part 2: Fans] Oh, shut your trap you greedy scoundrel! This suit proves you're sniffing snow Fans have doubts on work conditions Rockstar sank to a new low I hope EFF would notice So they'll scorn you for this schtick Stifle creativity? That's tantamount to treachery! Multiplayer's but a fright Made it better, yet they'd bite Not much I can do Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! Boo, baby Look, at the dollars coming From Shark Cards everywhere And they go cha-ching Yet they're not playing fair Now irate players' cringing The drama this is bringing Used to flaunt and bash, nowadays they're fed with cash Makes me think of just going indie, e-e-e Oh, I'm amazed you won all lawsuits Moral guardians; now us fans Why'd you bite us all? That's crazy! Slapped us with these permabans Multiplayer's but a fright Made it better, yet they'd bite Not much I can do Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy! Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy! Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy! Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy! Edited September 6, 2021 by lpgunit H-G, saintsrow, Testarossa and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z i X Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius! I LOVE IT! lpgunit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpgunit Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius! I LOVE IT! Thanks mate. appreciate it! Would like to cover it myself, but my singing skills leave a lot to be desired lol. A bit of a commentary on the song: EFF refers to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, while the lines Stock multiplayer's but a fright/Made it better, yet they'd bite/Not much I can do/Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! is told in NTAuthority's perspective, reflecting on the frustrations he got with AlterIWNet and FiveM. Edited December 19, 2015 by lpgunit Z i X 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z i X Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius! I LOVE IT! Thanks mate. appreciate it! Would like to cover it myself, but my singing skills leave a lot to be desired lol. A bit of a commentary on the song: EFF refers to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, while the lines Stock multiplayer's but a fright/Made it better, yet they'd bite/Not much I can do/Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! is told in NTAuthority's perspective, reflecting on the frustrations he got with AlterIWNet and FiveM. I saw what you did there. Nice references. lpgunit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpgunit Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius! I LOVE IT! Thanks mate. appreciate it! Would like to cover it myself, but my singing skills leave a lot to be desired lol. A bit of a commentary on the song: EFF refers to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, while the lines Stock multiplayer's but a fright/Made it better, yet they'd bite/Not much I can do/Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! is told in NTAuthority's perspective, reflecting on the frustrations he got with AlterIWNet and FiveM. I saw what you did there. Nice references. And another thing:Ill treatment of your fans and talents/Rockstar sank to a new low pokes fun at how R* employees and voice actors are complaining about measly salaries and poor working conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokrie Dela Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I must admit, I did have a little chuckle at this. lpgunit 1 The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Click here to view my Poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpgunit Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 I must admit, I did have a little chuckle at this. Lol thanks, and here's a link to the parody at AmIRight in case you guys want to vote for it: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/mariahcarey39.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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