[SONG PARODY] Grand Theft Auto Modders Get Sued

[lpgunit 492]

Basically wrote this while I was bored, mostly as a jab at how R* treats its community like dirt especially when GTA V was released.

Set to the tune of

by Mariah Carey.

[Part 1: Take-Two]

I don't care 'bout games; just profits

All to crave my endless greed

Hackers mess our hard-earned assets

This isn't what Take-Two needs

Grand Theft's IP is our own

Meddling nerds who mod begone

And our wish came true

Multiplayer modders get sued!

I don't care 'bout games; just profits

All to crave my endless greed

Hackers mess our hard-earned assets

This isn't what Take-Two needs

Why'd I care at what you're playing?

Corporate fart; out of place

By it's own I'm not that happy;

If it sells that makes my day

Grand Theft's IP is our own

Meddling nerds who mod begone

And our wish came true

Multiplayer modders get sued!

Boo, baby

[Part 2: Fans]

Oh, shut your trap you greedy scoundrel!

This suit proves you're sniffing snow

Fans have doubts on work conditions

Rockstar sank to a new low

I hope EFF would notice

So they'll scorn you for this schtick

Stifle creativity?

That's tantamount to treachery!

Stock multiplayer's but a fright

Made it better, yet they'd bite

Not much I can do

Baby, multiplayer modders get sued!

Boo, baby

Look, at the dollars coming

From Shark Cards everywhere

And they go cha-ching

Yet they're not playing fair

Now irate players' cringing

The drama this is bringing

Used to flaunt and bash, nowadays they're fed with cash

Makes me think of just going indie, e-e-e

Oh, I'm amazed you won all lawsuits

Moral guardians; now us fans

Why'd you bite us all? That's crazy!

Slapped us with these permabans

Stock multiplayer's but a fright

Made it better, yet they'd bite

Not much I can do

Baby, multiplayer modders get sued!

Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!

Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!

Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!

Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!

Edited December 24, 2015 by lpgunit

[Z i X 191]

Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius!
I LOVE IT!

[lpgunit 492]

Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius!

I LOVE IT!

Thanks mate. appreciate it! Would like to cover it myself, but my singing skills leave a lot to be desired lol.

 

A bit of a commentary on the song: EFF refers to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, while the lines Stock multiplayer's but a fright/Made it better, yet they'd bite/Not much I can do/Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! is told in NTAuthority's perspective, reflecting on the frustrations he got with AlterIWNet and FiveM.

Edited December 19, 2015 by lpgunit

[Z i X 191]

 

Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius!

I LOVE IT!

Thanks mate. appreciate it! Would like to cover it myself, but my singing skills leave a lot to be desired lol.

 

A bit of a commentary on the song: EFF refers to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, while the lines Stock multiplayer's but a fright/Made it better, yet they'd bite/Not much I can do/Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! is told in NTAuthority's perspective, reflecting on the frustrations he got with AlterIWNet and FiveM.

 

I saw what you did there.

Nice references.

[lpgunit 492]

 

 

Somebody needs to make a cover with these lyrics, this is pure genius!

I LOVE IT!

Thanks mate. appreciate it! Would like to cover it myself, but my singing skills leave a lot to be desired lol.

 

A bit of a commentary on the song: EFF refers to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, while the lines Stock multiplayer's but a fright/Made it better, yet they'd bite/Not much I can do/Baby, multiplayer modders get sued! is told in NTAuthority's perspective, reflecting on the frustrations he got with AlterIWNet and FiveM.

 

I saw what you did there.

Nice references.

And another thing:Ill treatment of your fans and talents/Rockstar sank to a new low pokes fun at how R* employees and voice actors are complaining about measly salaries and poor working conditions.

[Mokrie Dela 2,836]

I must admit, I did have a little chuckle at this.

[lpgunit 492]

I must admit, I did have a little chuckle at this.

Lol thanks, and here's a link to the parody at AmIRight in case you guys want to vote for it: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/mariahcarey39.shtml