R☆ is for Ridiculous or "How I Learned to Stop Trying and Ac

[Misanthrope Z]

 

 

 

 

 

 

And for you guys saying...

"I already work hard for real money...I don't want to do it in a video game to buy stuff."

 

Well that's exactly why they made Shark Cards available...for all of the instant gratification baby-adults out there.

R* gave us all a shortcut, it's just gonna cost real money.

 

And I don't get the criticism of the shark card buyers, when some of you spend money on booze and a few hours later it's just piss. I'd say that has to be a bigger waste of $50 than a Shark card.

you cant get drunk in real life by making your GTAO character chug pisswasser.

As if getting drunk is some big accomplishment. I guess it is if your mind is still impressionable.

 

i wouldn't think spending $50 on cash cards to afford a few virtual cars and a virtual boat is more of an accomplishment than going out somewhere and getting drunk with friends

 

 

 

but that's just me

No that's a lot of you.

 

And what I'm saying is, if people are wasting money on getting drunk with friends and want to bitch that they have to buy shark cards to have a good time on GTAV, then consider your life, cause you are telling us that you rely on booze to have a good time, but you don't see the value of shark cards. Hahahaha

 

and what i'm saying is that's not a good comparison.

 

 

 

booze and shark cards are two totally different things

 

 

and please don't imply that i rely on alcohol to have a good time, because that's far from true. just some "goodie-goodie" bullsh*t that sober people love to spout for no reason other than making themselves feel superior to others, much like a lot of "goodie-goodies" that like to condemn people for smoking, even in places that allow such.

Hahah sounds like you get kicked out of a lot of places.

I hope you don't rely on booze to have a good time, that's the entry level position at the alcoholic's factory bro.

 

My suggestion to people deciding whether to go get drunk or get a shark cards for the yacht is...

 

Get the Yacht.

At least you'll have it a day after purchasing it.

 

Get drunk some other time.

It's almost Xmas...there's free booze everywhere.

 

nah, never been kicked out of anywhere, which is a shocker to some people even, considering how much i get turnt, even in public. last time i was drunk at a club (my brother dragged me there, wasn't my idea), you know that moment when your song comes on and you can't resist? i got up on a table and started crip walking lol. luckily i wasnt the only one who was in that good a mood, so a few strangers joined in and the people working there just watched from a distance, just cheering us on. people love me when i'm lit apparently.

 

 

but enough about my drunken endeavors, that sh*t's going off topic.

 

actually nevermind, i'd love to be drunk while playing GTA. watching idiots in jets try to attack me while i'm on a yacht would be ten times funnier to me if i had a good few drinks in me, no doubt