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[B00Minyourface]

I think I'm going to give up on trying to explain to people why I think that it's do able to earn plenty of money in GTAO to spend on updates (without grinding)

 

Instead I'm just going to sit in the hot tub on my super yacht and soak up all the bitterness and envy emanating from the have nots, and plan my next VIP missions.

[Wandering Bastard]

Can't you money whiners cone up with anything original to say? Its getting old.

 

In 28 days you can make

1.4m from daily objectives

453k from selling 1 sentinel per day

20k from time trials.

 

That's probably 15 mins per day. If you can't get on one day, that's fine, the daily objective bonuses hold over.

 

This is all on top of job/heist money etc.

 

I don't think money is hard to come by

 

Sooo... Half a year of non stop playing and I'll have a yacht? Meh, I'd rather just set aside GTA grinding until a good money glitch comes around.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Bad troll is bad

[Pleasance13]

Yellow sentinel 14970

Blue sentinel 17420

 

Average price 16195

 

16195 * 28 = 453,460.

 

Daily objectives 25k each day except every 7th day when it's 100k and the 28th day which is 500k

 

24 * 25 = 600

3 * 100 = 300

1 * 500 = 500

 

600+300+500 = 1.4m

 

Time trials are 50k each, 4 in every 28 days = 20k

 

 

Maybe you should do some maths before whining again. If you spent more time playing and less time whining on here you would be richer.

 

 

Again, my bad. Didn't realize there were rare spawn Sentinels that sell for more.

"Maybe you should try earning some money instead of wasting your time complaining!" you may declare.

 

dont worry, we all know what Pleasance is trying to do...

 

Hey you, get off of my bridge, this is my home!

Edited December 17, 2015 by Pleasance13

[Chief theef]

If buying a yacht will decrease your bank enough to even make you think twice about it, your opinion is invalid. Scrubs.

 

Git gud already. This game is two years old.

 

 

 

Oops forgot some may not have the money.

 

Ha.

Edited December 17, 2015 by Chief theef

[Logistics]

Thanks for doing all that math. I make more than $99 for 30 hours of work. I'm a baller though, that residency salary is through the roof and should be looked upon with great envy.

 

If your math is correct shark cards are fairly priced and you should stop complaining.

[badnews]

Oh another thread for glitchers/modders to try and justify their actions.

Tl:Dr, "Boohoo I'm a spoiled kid who wants to get everything instantly Boohoo"

 

Glitchers dont need to justifty anything, they are making momey with current game mechanics, same as doing missions or anything else, the usual human condition of hating someone else for actions that affect them in no way at all, real bitches.

[Creme_Brulee]

This has probably been said already, or not, but heists are the best way to earn money.

 

Seriously, just get yourself 3 friends who can listen and follow instructions. If you don't have a mic, it's going to be hard, you say.

Simply setup a text chat and done.

 

If you get some friend who can work well, you should be able to race through the PS heist in an hour or less, and you won't feel stressed because of the mistakes that randumbs make, unless your friends aren't any better than them

 

You could even do the CMM if they're good enough.

 

You know, the game's been out for 3 years already, I think, if you haven't had enough time to have a few millions in your bank, then it is because you either don't play enough, or you just screw around.

Anyway, you should have taken advantage of the 2x GTA$ on heists while you could. I made over 10m easily, and my friends aren't perfect at heists, and sometimes I didn't have enough of them on.

And this was pretty much only during the 2X on PS week, anyway.

[Ss4gogeta0]

[VanessaMagick]

If I spent my monthly salary on nothing but shark cards, I'd have $526,105,680 in GTA. That's enough for like... fifty yachts!

[CaptainMarvel]

You're still in the mentality of "I deserve/need all the DLC items immediately". Just play how you like and then purchase when you reach the price tag. Simple enough. Some are grinders, some are glitches/exploiters, some are just casual gamers or free roam warriors which isn't conducive to income accumulation.

 

You're making decent money for the game modes you seem to enjoy (death matches/LTS/Etc). It should make you more satisfied when you actually do purchase the expensive in game items from your hard work.

[badnews]

You're still in the mentality of "I deserve/need all the DLC items immediately". Just play how you like and then purchase when you reach the price tag. Simple enough. Some are grinders, some are glitches/exploiters, some are just casual gamers or free roam warriors which isn't conducive to income accumulation.

 

You're making decent money for the game modes you seem to enjoy (death matches/LTS/Etc). It should make you more satisfied when you actually do purchase the expensive in game items from your hard work.

 

I think some people gain more satisfaction from glitching the game and exploiting the mechanics to make money than they would through grinding, well , I dont think, I know.

[_PANiC_]

Lustrous neckbeard + 37days + piss bucket + redbull + Doritos = $8 million GTA dollars to buy a Yacht

 

A life + Family + Job = £65 of real life money on a CASh CARD!! to buy a yacht

 

Thanks Rockstar! you Rock!

Edited December 17, 2015 by PANiC ATTACK3R

[Shaytan]

Dunno why this reminded me that GTA San Andreas radio add saying something like "stop complaining about being poor, enjoy it!".

 

Anyways, I can't see how people want everything for free "cuz I paid already for da game brah". If you could have everything you want, what would be the fun of playing at all to get something? Isn't it great when you finally get the money to buy something, don't you feel proud of your hard work? You're already lucky for not even having to pay real money just to have the DLCs.

[Xie Deathangelz]

Another special snowflake bitching about the game i see,

Why not go and play something like COD or the sims. that might suit you better

 

I just couldn't give a f*ck what the OP is crying about

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Sorry OP I couldn't hear you, I'm too busy getting sucked off on my yacht

[CaptainMarvel]

 

You're still in the mentality of "I deserve/need all the DLC items immediately". Just play how you like and then purchase when you reach the price tag. Simple enough. Some are grinders, some are glitches/exploiters, some are just casual gamers or free roam warriors which isn't conducive to income accumulation.

 

You're making decent money for the game modes you seem to enjoy (death matches/LTS/Etc). It should make you more satisfied when you actually do purchase the expensive in game items from your hard work.

I think some people gain more satisfaction from glitching the game and exploiting the mechanics to make money than they would through grinding, well , I dont think, I know.

Like I said, some people are exploiters/glitches. Some aren't. Doesn't matter, just play the game however you like, then purchase when you can.

 

I'm just saying, it's not necessary to have everything all at once. It kinda makes the game stale when there's nothing left to set/reach goals for. Look at how speculation/next DLC threads get around here with players wanting more toys to either immediately purchase or fret over hypothetical price tags.

 

I'm an old player so I'm fortunate enough to be financially secure in game. Still enjoy the grind/replaying with friends or helping new players out.

[VanessaMagick]

Sorry OP I couldn't hear you, I'm too busy getting sucked off on my yacht

 

The best part about sucking off people with yachts is that you don't need to buy a yacht!

[The Lone Wanderer]

I think this thread should be locked

 

I'm still not sure what he's on about except that everyone is an idiot

[TheKingChivas]

 

Sorry OP I couldn't hear you, I'm too busy getting sucked off on my yacht

 

The best part about sucking off people with yachts is that you don't need to buy a yacht!

 

 

No, you just need to be a whore...lovely life lesson, ma'am.

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

Sorry OP I couldn't hear you, I'm too busy getting sucked off on my yacht

 

The best part about sucking off people with yachts is that you don't need to buy a yacht!

 

 

No, you just need to be a whore...lovely life lesson, ma'am.

 

 

Sorry, I can't hear you. Too busy giving head on a yaaaaacht.

[Xie Deathangelz]

I think I'm going to give up on trying to explain to people why I think that it's do able to earn plenty of money in GTAO to spend on updates (without grinding)

 

Instead I'm just going to sit in the hot tub on my super yacht and soak up all the bitterness and envy emanating from the have nots, and plan my next VIP missions.

This ^^

Trying to tell people how easy it is to make money in this game is unreal.

So far today without grinding i have made over $350k

People who bitch and whine really need to learn how to play this game.

 

My hot tub awaits!

[We Are Ninja]

...In my time playing Grand Theft Auto Online, I have found that a job such as "Insurgents vs RPGs" or similar player-made TDMs are one of the quickest, most low-effort ways of earning a decent amount of cash. Some jobs pay better, but the effort level is much higher, or the time required for is much longer...

You don't want to put forth the time or the effort, but you want the nicest things in the game... I can't tell if you're a troll or an entitlement kiddie that's salty about not getting his participation trophy.

[JohnGazman]

So, in conclusion, if you save for a yacht legitimately, you're an idiot.

If you buy enough Shark Cards to afford one, you're an idiot.

In either scenario, you're a masochist.

If you get your money illegitimately with mods, you're a vigilante and everyone should be more like you.

 

[iddqdvie]

a never ending topic. and it shouldnt.

 

GTA:O still is designed to produce netvalue! luckily its so big and beautiful and the best game out and they make you want everything they release knowing very well that this f*cking yacht costs as much as the whole game.

 

what we need to do is keep the glitch info UP ! no modding, no hacking. just using rockstars mistakes to bypass their greed! and show all those shareholders the finger.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

 

Sorry OP I couldn't hear you, I'm too busy getting sucked off on my yacht

The best part about sucking off people with yachts is that you don't need to buy a yacht!

 

No, you just need to be a whore...lovely life lesson, ma'am.

Ain't nothing wrong with giving a lovely delicious blowie to a nice man you met while he chills back.

 

Try it maybe you'll enjoy it

[iddqdvie]

 

...In my time playing Grand Theft Auto Online, I have found that a job such as "Insurgents vs RPGs" or similar player-made TDMs are one of the quickest, most low-effort ways of earning a decent amount of cash. Some jobs pay better, but the effort level is much higher, or the time required for is much longer...

You don't want to put forth the time or the effort, but you want the nicest things in the game... I can't tell if you're a troll or an entitlement kiddie that's salty about not getting his participation trophy.

 

 

 

you totally missed the point! this is not WoW! this is a ridicolous economy system.

everyone willing to defend rockstar with this sh*t deserves nothing but punishment and slavery from the ones they so blindly obey!

[Anna Deadly]

 

Oh another thread for glitchers/modders to try and justify their actions.

Tl:Dr, "Boohoo I'm a spoiled kid who wants to get everything instantly Boohoo"

 

Glitchers dont need to justifty anything, they are making momey with current game mechanics, same as doing missions or anything else, the usual human condition of hating someone else for actions that affect them in no way at all, real bitches.

...current game GLITCHES*,...

 

If you don't want the backlash then don't post about it on a public forum.

If you write paragraphs like this:

"So, in conclusion, if you save for a yacht legitimately, you're an idiot.

If you buy enough Shark Cards to afford one, you're an idiot.

In either scenario, you're a masochist.

If you get your money illegitimately with mods, you're a vigilante and everyone should be more like you."

You are basically begging ppl to insult you.

 

You don't need to justify your actions but yet you still see people trying to sugar coat glitching and blaming R*. Glitchers/Modders are vigilantes... haha that's a good one.

 

 

 

Sorry OP I couldn't hear you, I'm too busy getting sucked off on my yacht

The best part about sucking off people with yachts is that you don't need to buy a yacht!

 

No, you just need to be a whore...lovely life lesson, ma'am.

Ain't nothing wrong with giving a lovely delicious blowie to a nice man you met while he chills back.

Try it maybe you'll enjoy it

There is something wrong with that and it's called an STD. Edited December 17, 2015 by IceColdFrostMT

[VanessaMagick]

Tsk. Heaven forbid a woman enjoy sex. What a whore, am I right?

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

 

Oh another thread for glitchers/modders to try and justify their actions.

Tl:Dr, "Boohoo I'm a spoiled kid who wants to get everything instantly Boohoo"

 

Glitchers dont need to justifty anything, they are making momey with current game mechanics, same as doing missions or anything else, the usual human condition of hating someone else for actions that affect them in no way at all, real bitches.

...current game GLITCHES*,...

 

If you don't want the backlash then don't post about it on a public forum.

If you write paragraphs like this:

"So, in conclusion, if you save for a yacht legitimately, you're an idiot.

If you buy enough Shark Cards to afford one, you're an idiot.

In either scenario, you're a masochist.

If you get your money illegitimately with mods, you're a vigilante and everyone should be more like you."

You are basically begging ppl to insult you.

 

You don't need to justify your actions but yet you still see people trying to sugar coat glitching and blaming R*. Glitchers/Modders are vigilantes... haha that's a good one.

 

 

 

Sorry OP I couldn't hear you, I'm too busy getting sucked off on my yacht

The best part about sucking off people with yachts is that you don't need to buy a yacht!

 

No, you just need to be a whore...lovely life lesson, ma'am.

Ain't nothing wrong with giving a lovely delicious blowie to a nice man you met while he chills back.

Try it maybe you'll enjoy it

There is something wrong with that and it's called an STD.

I've lost count of the amount of guys I've given head to but I'm still standing STD free