DJCHRISRECTOR Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Hi All, Back with another controversial post...hopefully So recently I been getting back in Heists, It took me a month to learn all the new tricks on P.S Now I remember why I quit playing them, Everyones Stupid and even the ones that claim they know everything are still stupid. Here's 3 stories for you 1.(( I get retard a lot because of my voice(I have cerebral palsy)) So on the pacific standard, 2 are laughing called me retard. When its time to run to the bikes, I assumed they knew how to run it. I stay in the bank with half the money while they fail 2 times. Final I get frustrated and say 2 people stay in the bank 2 run Here the punch line, the OMG You people are stupid line. Crowd Control comes back in. I say "you think I sound retarded, your acting retarded, you have the money, your the one that is supposed to stay in the bank" 2. Prison break We're on the beach, you heard me, the beach!! Demolition slams down and kills a team mate. My stomach sinks, then I realize the host had it on normal. Thank God!!! That's bad but worst has happened...right? NOT DONE They spawn above the cliff, they walk to the edge NO NO NO he jumps, Commit Suicide! 3. Pacific Standard, Played tonight, and they claim to know everything(all 3 of them) and 1 bragged how he had them all done on Xbox One and he was rank 91. Being on PS4, He was 200 or so, I just kept my mouth shut being 591 and there was no way in hell I was telling him that I was 145 on Xbox One. So, from the very beginning I said every one stay in the bank, I'll run. 1st time, 1 other guy runs, I say get back in the bank. He dies 2nd time, I explain the whole blowing up the bike thing (which they should know because the know everything...Right?) He replied "no it doesn't work like that" (we're so F*c&ed) 3rd Time, Demolition didn't walk out 4th or 5th They stay in the bank and when I get to the bikes I have no faith in these people anymore so I blow up the bike NOT KILLING myself and grab my armored kurma and head to the bank They all freak out IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! As driving to the bank, I see one player in the middle of the (downtown deathmatch) area "oh, you have to be [email protected] kidding me" gets worse I get to the bank and 1 player gets in but because the other guy really doesn't trust me, takes 30s to get him out (30s off my timer) I pick up the other dipsh*t and we're off 6:30, but I feel good, I know every single shortcut, I flip the car once, they freak and one of them demands to drive. I have my setting of Passengers and I know it will take 5-8sec to change it and 5-10sec to stop and switch. They won't let up so we switch 1 Instead of turning into that nice valley past the fruit stand, he jumped it into a tree (mad skill) He does take the shortcut to the tunnel well 2. The real test FAIL Instead of driving straight up the hill after the first checkpoint, he takes the second best way(through that camp, up those stairs) then instead of skillfully driving/falling down the hill, he ramps it (I feel sick) safe landing (Thank God) He ramps it again into the river .......you did not just do that!!!! Swimming to the boat Timer runs out!!! 6th time As I go to get my car, They start talking sh*t about me, how it was all my fault "WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG" one says I leave without saying "You drove my Kurma into the river, so it's not here, dumbass" Everyone is not stupid, but some days.... NicoC and LoveFist87 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlk232 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Yes, they often seem to be, it's sad. I'm a good finale player, solid on the setups too, about rank 490 and I CONSTANTLY see people who are level 250-400 who think they don't need the heavy suit but quickly die upon exiting the bank. I've not been killed in the finale in about 5 months, just use the damn suit and don't be a moron, please. Endjinn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky_Light12 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 stupidity has no Limits , this includes you for hiring randoms ( since they're unpredictable , we can't distinguish if they're smart or not ) if you were in PS4 , there is GTAF community made by vanessa . note : if you found a random that agreed to cooperate with you , he/she can be your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Rockstar should add bots - that way when you don't want to deal with other people/randoms in your heists, you could do them solo (with computer players to help). On topic: Everyone is not stupid, but some days.... Well that lot were. rlk232 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabazz916 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 bcuz ppl are to proud to use mics to communicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endjinn Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) I feel your pain. I haven't hosted a Heist for about two months because the stress/annoyance is just not worth it. However, I decided to do Humane last night for a bit of fun, regretting it already. I have found a couple of players who know how to 'grind' Pac Standard the proper way. But I've also done a couple in the past few days with 200+ ranks who don't seem to understand that you can ditch the bikes. They actually insisted on 'doubling-up' on the bikes so that one could shoot. Both had the cash. We lost about $300,000. Awesome. Edited December 17, 2015 by Aliashu rlk232 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantomspirit Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I use Missions to earn money ,played on Hard. Heists for me have always been an 'adventure',like the Twighlight Zone,you never know who is going to turn up ,or what's going to happen...I rarely expect to earn good money,if I do it's a bonus.Playing these tricky missions with randoms is like playing Russian Roulette.To be honest I play the game to have a laugh,and you get plenty in Heists.(PS if you didn't laugh,you'd cry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giantsgiants Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) It's not just game incompetence you have to worry about when playing with randoms. You'll get people who don't know anything about optimizing internet connections and will try to play with 0.5 MB speeds or strict NAT types, causing headaches to the group when they keep lagging out. Edited December 17, 2015 by Giantsgiants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_47_ Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) No its mostly because everyone wants to take a shortcut to finish the setups and heists faster instead of doing them the way they were intended to do..... STOP TAKING SHORTCUTS DAM.MIT! > : ( Edited December 17, 2015 by 4N0M4LY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rykjeklut Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I don't do many heist, because of randoms, but I generally don't die when I do them. However I don't know any of the new strategies, anywhere they are written up? A quick Google didn't give me anything new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B00Minyourface Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'm having more fun and earning just as much money doing VIP activities at the moment. It can take a whole session to get a competent crew and go all the way to the pac stan finale, but I'm getting about 25 to 30 grand every 10 minutes or so in VIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Hammer Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 OP is playing Heists with Randumbs and calling other players "stupid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endjinn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 OP is playing Heists with Randumbs and calling other players "stupid" Bit Harsh, Some of the best players I've met were Randoms. There are a lot of idiots though. NicoC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endjinn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) About 95% of randoms are dumb. I have met quite a few though who were good and I run with a few of them now and again. Meh, I would say maybe 60-70% are dumb. The problem is that of that 60-70%, a good portion are total F*cking morons. They make the dumb look half inteligent lol. I think a bigger problem than general stupidity, is Hosts taking on low ranks. A lot of those guys simply don't know what they're doing, and why would they? I didn't really get to grips with the heists until I was rank 30-40 and even then it was a basic completion. Too many hosts lose patience and fill the last seat with whoever comes along. That's normally when bad things happen. Edited December 18, 2015 by Aliashu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da British Badgur Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 1.There were 3 people fighting on who should be in the techinal. Took 5 minutes for some one to mature and get in the van. Guy in van doesn't like driving it,Kills him self.FAILED 2.Low rank drives the techinal in to the LS river and gets it stuck.FAILED 3.Low rank goes AFK. Host kills him self(Difficulty was normal) so me and a other guy decide to drive the vans by our selves. Host kills his self again.FAILED and rage quit. They died numours times as well, this was just some. Life lesson: Don't play heist with some one who is below rank 60 and is retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D9fred95 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I was playing with some randoms once and we were doing Pacific Standard - Hack, we kept failing because one of them kept running into the parking lot and getting himself killed. They didn't speak english but the one who kept dying sounded like he was trying to justify himself. I was going to drive the van at one point but the one who kept dying got all pissy and shot up the van instead. I guess driving it mean't alot to him even though he kept smashing it up on the way. Then we died again so I quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da British Badgur Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Most of the low rank think they are Rambo and get rekt by AI. If only randoms had intelligence *Sigh* rlk232 and Sky_Light12 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisgruntledOwll Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Does everyone still do that Karuma glitch? Is the parking garage glitch not available on ps4 or xbox one? You know the one where two people get on a bike and the other two get on another bank and you drive down the road to the parking garage and enter the glitch that takes you under the map, keep accelerating and pulling back repeatedly into a wheelie. Takes you straight to the boat. Elite challenge every time. Xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlk232 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 BTW, does anyone else think the cops on the PSJ finale are a little bit stronger now than they were a few months ago? I still don't ever die but I have to use my own armor with the heavy suit on and I never did before. Endjinn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endjinn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 BTW, does anyone else think the cops on the PSJ finale are a little bit stronger now than they were a few months ago? I still don't ever die but I have to use my own armor with the heavy suit on and I never did before. Not just cops, and not just psj. NPC drivers in general are even worse than they were. Many of them are doing the cops/gangsters jobs and driving into you deliberately, moreso than usual. I got killed by ONE bullet from Merryweather during PSJ Convoy. That was with full health, full armour, heavy combat suit and the guy was shooting from a moving, half tipping over jeep. WTF? rlk232 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabazz916 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I need ppl over level 100 thats when u have yo best chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlk232 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) I had a friend, who's about 350 and he's a decent player, not sure I'd call him great or anything though. He invited me to the PSJ bikes set up, and all the others were at least 275. Needless to say, they died twice after getting on the bikes. I bailed. Idiots didn't pick the heavy suit and obviously couldn't do it easily without that. That's what baffles me. Stop trying to act like you don't suck if you suck. Edited December 19, 2015 by rlk232 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle3309 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I like apples and bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlk232 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I'm having more fun and earning just as much money doing VIP activities at the moment. It can take a whole session to get a competent crew and go all the way to the pac stan finale, but I'm getting about 25 to 30 grand every 10 minutes or so in VIP. I strongly suspect you are overestimating that by a bit. If not, tell me how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJCHRISRECTOR Posted December 20, 2015 Author Share Posted December 20, 2015 In the beginning I thought running to the bikes was hard but it's easy now and even sense I made it to the bikes with NOOSE, the normal way is a joke Also, Did they patch the blowing up the bikes thing? I played tonight, got to the bikes, put c4 on each, Fired a rocket in between them, killing myself, restarted at the bank. First time, I tried to do it all at once, so maybe thats it. Usually I blow them, then kill myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukinoshita Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) The title of the topic is wrong, so you're the stupid one here. Check your mistakes before creating a topic, please. Corrected it's "GTA, everyone's stupid" (it's called sarcasm, don't hurt me) Edited December 20, 2015 by Yukinoshita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonseb Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 almost 2016 people still don't select player saved outfits. Sky_Light12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlk232 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 almost 2016 people still don't select player saved outfits. And then they constantly die during the heist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky_Light12 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) almost 2016 people still don't select player saved outfits. And then they constantly die during the heist. it can't be helped , because stupidity has no limit , even other games that has CO-OP Edited December 20, 2015 by Sky_Light12 rlk232 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Hammer Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 OP is playing Heists with Randumbs and calling other players "stupid" Bit Harsh, Some of the best players I've met were Randoms. There are a lot of idiots though. I agree back at launch but after the 1st year the little kids really started joining and most of them were trolls Most of what people call "stupid" is just sabotage.. Until Heists came out every time I hosted Landing Gear with randumbs somebody would blow up all the planes Since Heists dropped the Trolls seemed to have all followed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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