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What do you think the DJs look like?


Femme Fatale
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When I was a kid, every time I played GTA I couldn't help but have a mental image of what the DJs might look like...Actually, I still do :p...What about you guys? The only ones whom I didn't give faces to were the ones from VC(since they had artwork), and the ones from IV and V(since all of them are real life people)...

 

Here's how I imagined they looked like(not all DJs though):

 

GTA III:

Andre: Andre the Giant, lol...

Horace Walsh: A random rasta...

Andee: One of my middle school fag hags...

Michael Hunt: Ed McMahon...

 

GTA SA:

Sage: Mindy Crenshaw from Drake and Josh...

Julio G: My cousin's ex-boyfriend who's name was Julio, even after I found out he was a real life person...

Hans Oberlander: Meshach Taylor...

 

GTA LCS:

Cliff: When I first played it, I imagined he looked like Jude Law...But after I replayed it five years ago, I imagined he looked like that dude in a porno who was lured into a van, and got tricked into getting a Gay blowjob while wearing a blindfold...

Boy Sanchez: When I first played it, I imagined he looked like one of those purple twin brothers from the cartoon Doug...But after I replayed it, I imagined he looked like The Situation from Jersey Shore...

 

GTA VCS:

Hector Hernandez: Antonio Banderas...

Cousin Ed: Cousin Grimm...

 

And as for Lazlow, I always imagined he looked like Dale Gribble, even after I saw his artwork in VC, and after he appeared in V...

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When I first got GTA 3, I used to think Lazlow looked like Matt Lauer from the Today Show. I have no idea why, but for whatever reason my 7 year old brain connected Lazlow with Matt Lauer.

 

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I personally think that some of the DJ's look like the people that voiced them in real life, like the Funktipus - George Clinton, Forth Right MC - Chuck D & Tommy Smith - Axl Rose.

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GTA LCS:

Cliff: When I first played it, I imagined he looked like Jude Law...But after I replayed it five years ago, I imagined he looked like that dude in a porno who was lured into a van, and got tricked into getting a Gay blowjob while wearing a blindfold...

Who doesn't, amirite?

 

I always imagined Cousin Ed looking like a tall fat ugly redhead dude with long sideburns, even though he probably doesn't look like this at all (He's also a real person and a friend of RL Lazlow)

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SaintsAndreas

Lazlow - Conan O'Brien

 

Sage - Pale with somewhat short black hair and a baggy green plaid buttoned down shirt with a black tank top.

 

Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith - Axl Rose

 

Forth Right MC - Chuck D

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Sharp_shooter

Sage - Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan) from Mean Girls but with dreadlocks

 

The Love Giant - Tony Cox

 

Forth Right MC - A skinnier version of Smoke

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DJ Tommy "Nightmare" Smith (always imagined Axl Rose from around 2006 before he released "Chinese Democracy")

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DJ Mary-Beth Maybell (always imagined her as kind of a cowboy/country girl... but on the crazy side)

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DJ Sage (always imagined her as sort of a grunge/rocker/punk girl of the 90's, heavyly addicted to drugs, with heavy makeup, and a "f*ck off" look)

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The SF-UR German DJ (always pictured him as Bruno... before I even knew who Bruno was... and Bruno is a German as well)

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GTA Vice City DJ's (they actually have artwork)

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DJ Lazlow

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NightmanCometh96

For some reason, I always pictured Boy Sanchez on the LCS version of Rise FM looking like that pimp from King of the Hill char_61894.jpg

 

But looking back, I'm pretty sure he's based on DJ Roger Sanchez DJ%20Roger%20Sanchez.jpg

 

 

And I imagined Panjit Gavaskar looking like Kahn Souphanousinphone even though Panjit is East Indian, while Khan is Laotian. I was a dumb kid back then

 

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Maurice Chavez is the only one that threw me for a while, because I assumed Pepe (the host of Radio Espantoso) was Maurice. For years, I saw that face when listening. Nowadays I picture him more resembling one of the taxi driver models from Vice City.

 

As for Sage, I pictured my ex-girlfriend from years ago because she had a similar attitude and was so into Pearl Jam it was painful.

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I have some for SA:

- Sage: Kim Gordon from "Sonic Youth"

- Hans Oberlander: some middle-aged gay German guy

- Mary Beth Maybell: Brandine Spuckler from "The Simpsons"

- Tommy Smith: Axl-Rose on his downward spiral

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