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What........the.......f*ck......


Tenacious_Dude
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Tenacious_Dude

Well....

 

There is two things wrong with my f*cking game and i thinks it's kuz of the porn studio.

 

1) When i do the martha's mug shot mission when tommy asks candy if she and the whats-his-name guy does anything kinky and she says oh yeah everything goes silent and then after about ten seconds then steve and tommy are all like "what the f*ck, did you get that" and sh*t. Wtf?

 

2) I had finished (i think. i must've kuz i had the hunter and i didn't get the hunter until i finished keep your friends close and i finished all the assets before i finished that) the porn studio asset for, like a week. I take the hunter to the front of it to collect the money and i get a phone call. this was weird in itself kuz i had finished every single mission. Anyway i get a call from some guy called steve. He says something that made NO f*cking SENSE at all to any of the storyline, or non-storyline stuff. and it wasn't steve scott kuz it didn't sound anything at all like him. Vice is f*ckin retarded

 

well can someone tell me if either of these has ever happened to you?

 

wow...i wrote a lot

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You DUMBA$$, you absolute DUMBA$$,

 

The reason for the silence is because Candy does something really sexy and the guys are watching.

 

And secondly, Steve is the director for the film studio, he calls you up the first time you go to prawn island just after completing the end game missions to tell you the success of the film.

 

DUMBA$$

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You DUMBA$$, you absolute DUMBA$$,

 

The reason for the silence is because Candy does something really sexy and the guys are watching.

 

And secondly, Steve is the director for the film studio, he calls you up the first time you go to prawn island just after completing the end game missions to tell you the success of the film.

 

DUMBA$$

Stop your flaming. you have been warned.

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Well....

 

There is two things wrong with my f*cking game and i thinks it's kuz of the porn studio.

 

1) When i do the martha's mug shot mission when tommy asks candy if she and the whats-his-name guy does anything kinky and she says oh yeah everything goes silent and then after about ten seconds then steve and tommy are all like "what the f*ck, did you get that" and sh*t. Wtf?

 

2) I had finished (i think. i must've kuz i had the hunter and i didn't get the hunter until i finished keep your friends close and i finished all the assets before i finished that) the porn studio asset for, like a week. I take the hunter to the front of it to collect the money and i get a phone call. this was weird in itself kuz i had finished every single mission. Anyway i get a call from some guy called steve. He says something that made NO f*cking SENSE at all to any of the storyline, or non-storyline stuff. and it wasn't steve scott kuz it didn't sound anything at all like him. Vice is f*ckin retarded

 

well can someone tell me if either of these has ever happened to you?

 

wow...i wrote a lot

if it were'nt u, i wudnt believe u!!  how very weird.

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I got the phone call from Steve after completing the last mission, but I hadn't even finished the film studios missions.

 

After beating the game, I got phone calls for a couple of days. I thought that was a great touch.

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Mr. Whoopee Sniper
You could have been drink & fell asleep for 10 secs

Maybe you've got all a censored version, cuz you live in Australia, US or something (just guessing). I live in the Netherlands (=in Europe, for the topografic n00bs). Maybe that's it.

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You DUMBA$$, you absolute DUMBA$$,

 

The reason for the silence is because Candy does something really sexy and the guys are watching.

 

And secondly, Steve is the director for the film studio, he calls you up the first time you go to prawn island just after completing the end game missions to tell you the success of the film.

 

DUMBA$$

Stop your flaming. you have been warned.

Dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuun, Be afraid be very afraid :sarcasm:

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I got the phone call from Steve after completing the last mission, but I hadn't even finished the film studios missions.

 

After beating the game, I got phone calls for a couple of days. I thought that was a great touch.

You have to do the film missions before you do the last mission.

 

 

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I got the phone call from Steve after completing the last mission, but I hadn't even finished the film studios missions.

 

After beating the game, I got phone calls for a couple of days. I thought that was a great touch.

You have to do the film missions before you do the last mission.

SMALL SPOILER, possibly for newbies

 

I heard you have to do a certain percentage of the asset missions to get the phone call from Ken, but I absolutely finished the game without completing the film studios. You don't have to have it done to get the last mission. I hadn't finished the film studio, done any of Phil's missions, I didn't own Kaufman Taxi, and I had only done one Cuban mission and no Haitian missions. None of those have anything to do with the Lance storyline, so it makes sense that you didn't have to compete them before getting the last mission.

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10 seconds of silence? In my version she makes noughty sounds :pp

ya in mine to there no silence just her having a orgasm :cool:

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Yeah, they're talking, then they watch Candy get it- well, I dont need to say......thats the silence.

 

Anyways, like its been said, Steve is the director, and he contacts you to announce the success of the film.

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I can see why this would be so interesting to you nerds that have never seen a girl naked, not including the porn you look at on your computers.

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Tenacious_Dude

Did anyone read anything at all that i wrote there?

I said the phone call had NOTHING to do with ANYTHING. No success of the movie, no candy is dead, nothing at all that meant anything.

Plus i had finished all the missions for like three days and i always go into prawn island for the gang burrito. So it wasn't because i went to prawn island. The gang burrito isn't close enough you say? Well i always pick up my revenue which is INSIDE the film studio. And the dude before DBI-f*ck YOU! SHE WASN'T EVEN NAKED YOU f*ckin RETARD. SHE WASN'T EVEN ON THE SCREEN!!

 

*ahem* now that that's all ovber and done with...

 

Yeah, i have the australian version. Why did they cut out candy's orgasm? They can leave in the ability to go aroud with an M4 and blow people's heads off...but they can't leave in a 5 second orgasm. Old people are retarded. No offence max_damage :pp

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Old people are retarded. No offense max_damage  :pp

 

I'm confused, are you saying that I'm retarded, or that I'm old?

 

I'm not retarded, I may be mildly insane, but I'm not retarded!

 

And as for old, I may be older that you, but I'm not THAT old....Well, Old enough for YO MAMA!!  But that's beside the point.  :pp  :pp  lol.

 

Now, the phone call does happen as a result of your visiting the island.  It's "tyeing up loose ends" in the story line.  

 

Why didn't you hear it before?  Because you may not have been out of the car long enough to trigger the phone call before. Have you ever noticed that if the phone is ringing when you get into a car, it may not ring right away when you get out again?  This is because the game only attempts to ring your phone once every 30 seconds (or so I would assume.  I mean, if you try to call someone and get a busy signal, are you gunna call back RIGHT AWAY, or wait a minute or so first?).

 

Why did they cut the sex reference?  Ratings boards are weird.

 

I work for Blockbuster in Canada, but the movie inserts all have the American rating printed on them.  This is confusing because Canadian ratings are different.  For instance "National Lampoon's Van Wilder UNRATED edition" is not allowed to be rented to anyone under 18 in the states, but in canada it got a 14A rating.  Yet, Terminator 2 got a 18A in Canada, the US gave it a PG13.  Go figure.

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Did anyone read anything at all that i wrote there?

I said the phone call had NOTHING to do with ANYTHING. No success of the movie, no candy is dead, nothing at all that meant anything.

Plus i had finished all the missions for like three days and i always go into prawn island for the gang burrito. So it wasn't because i went to prawn island. The gang burrito isn't close enough you say? Well i always pick up my revenue which is INSIDE the film studio. And the dude before DBI-f*ck YOU! SHE WASN'T EVEN NAKED YOU f*ckin RETARD. SHE WASN'T EVEN ON THE SCREEN!!

 

*ahem* now that that's all ovber and done with...

 

Yeah, i have the australian version. Why did they cut out candy's orgasm? They can leave in the ability to go aroud with an M4 and blow people's heads off...but they can't leave in a 5 second orgasm. Old people are retarded. No offence max_damage :pp

he phones up about things like

.pleasure meetin u

.my dad said i had no talent.now i can tell him to SHUT UP and put him in an old home

.my films a hit

.dont go changin on me ya hear

 

but like u said (as i remember)he doesn't sound much like steve scott

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Wow, life sucks for you Australians. Things have been going down hill ever since the Australia vs America war huh? ;)

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Wow, life sucks for you Australians. Things have been going down hill ever since the Australia vs America war huh? ;)

(sarcasm)HA HA HA.

Gee man I'm pissing myself laughing here. (/sarcasm)

 

It's very sad you're getting real life confused with a videogame. Very sad indeed.

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Esperanto_Boy

Good point, stingz88.

 

WidowMaker...are you the azzh0le with like 4 accounts?

 

(if I'm not mistaken...Tooki, Diavolo, WidowMaker, and something else, who needs to know anyway)

 

 

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Wow, life sucks for you Australians. Things have been going down hill ever since the Australia vs America war huh? ;)

I don't think that belongs in 'Vice City' discussion...?

 

Go have a debate in the 'Debates and Discussion' forum.

 

IF all else fails, don't say anything.

 

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The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours!

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i don't even think it applies to the 'debates and discussions' forum...

 

it was a pointless post that belongs nowhere...

 

oh, and the phone call thing... my phone was screwed up, it would ring at weird intervals last time i finished it, when i first finished the story missions i got a heap of phone calls but the second time, they would ring in all over the place...

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