NameLess Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 What's your faaavorite Quote from pedestrians? "Oh, sh*t he's gotta gun! We better go!"-Lady "Did I mentune I'm armed and dangerous?"-Vercetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 *blame my mother...i do to*-tommi vercetti and *man i gotta lay off these pills im seein $h!t*-a builder haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dragonater Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 i like the one that tommy verceti says: Tommy Verceti remeber the name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeBeing Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 "make me run and ill get all sweaty" -------- "Rated R for Retarted" -------- "Thank you" - when stealing money -------- Roberto - "You have huge Cojohnes" Tommy - "Thanx no ones told me that since i left prison" -------- Rosenburg "Oh man im going to need new pants" -------- Mercades (While In car) - So youll be working for my father now? Tommy - Maybe... Mercades - Do you mind me resting my hand in your lap? Tommy - Maybe.... There the best ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 i have another one: *i can't intimidate a juror i can't even intimidate a child and believe me ive tried*ken rosemberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple9 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 After going on a rampage and getting 6 stars... Tommy: "I think there must be some mistake" LoL The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superilldude Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 upremeeing²ºº²' date='Feb. 02 2003,20:48']"make me run and ill get all sweaty"-------- "Rated R for Retarted" -------- "Thank you" - when stealing money -------- Roberto - "You have huge Cojohnes" Tommy - "Thanx no ones told me that since i left prison" -------- Rosenburg "Oh man im going to need new pants" -------- Mercades (While In car) - So youll be working for my father now? Tommy - Maybe... Mercades - Do you mind me resting my hand in your lap? Tommy - Maybe.... There the best ones! I love the 1 one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance_Vance_Dance Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 I love it when the cops say "Don't make me run" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple9 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 I love it when the cops say "Don't make me run" Another cop one.. "You guys ever catch any criminals?" The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckle-Duzta Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 cops: "dont make me run ill get all sweaty" "there must be soem mistake officer" "ha i did ya wife ya poor bastard" "you have big cajohnais" I luv dem ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilzo9 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 The 1's in GTA3 were betta : "C'mere, sonny " from the tramps Dont ask but that crax me up every time. HANG ON there's been a million other topics like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisKirby Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 If you listen to the Police Radio in a squad vehicle listen to the two blokes on there. They go summit like this... Officer 1: You paid her...she was a hooker Officer 2: She was my girlfriend pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 another cop 1 where he goes(as if he's drunk(chief wiggum?)) all in tha line apolice duty ah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLeone25 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 *man i gotta lay off these pills im seein $h!t*-a builderhaha Yea that was my fave to Anomalous Material.com <--> AMF Multiplayer Topic Join Quidco and get Cashback for buying things online! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilzo9 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 *man i gotta lay off these pills im seein $h!t*-a builderhaha Yea that was my fave to oh, yeh. that's a great 1. BUT it happens in mi least favourite mission "DEMOLITION MAN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeBeing Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Sorry I forgot one of my favorites its the one in one of the radio adds and its likem this: Sometimes I like to wear womens pantys and walk around 5th street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple9 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 upremeeing²ºº²' date='Feb. 03 2003,18:47']Sorry I forgot one of my favorites its the one in one of the radio adds and its likem this: Sometimes I like to wear womens pantys and walk around 5th street LOL yeah, that's the Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts Ad.. that's funny they have a few good quotes from that.. "I like to thrust my tongue in the middle" The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr Moff Matt Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 On the police radio: The captain really wants his magazine's back Objection! Tell the Captain that i just saw his wife... No wonder he likes those magazines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 yeah those police things r funny *your an azzh0le mutha f* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Tony Montana* Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 when the little old lady in the green sweater says " I gotta change my douche bag" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolemite Man Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 "Dumb florida morons"-tommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esperanto_Boy Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 HANG ON there's been a million other topics like this And that's coming from the guy who put 'I don't give a f*ck if there's other topics' in a topic description once. EDIT: Back on topic...My favourite quote comes from Tommy when being chased by the law..."You're not a cop..you're a robot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lab Rat Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 lance: wow! perfect fit! tommy: bit tight around the crotch lance: uh... yeah yeah, me too! tommy: act cool, casual lance: hey there officier, nice badge, nice badge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTATHUG77 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 this is a very old topic, but whatever, here goes. "did I forget to mention I was armed and dangerous" "excuse me, you hit me" while in car "i did your wife, you poor bastard" police yell insults "I've heard it all before pal" Helicopter cop "I gonna KKKillll you, You can't say that it's not in the book, give me that microphone" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zottekop Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Mission: The Job (The Malibu): Conversation: Phil:Tommy, Hillary's taking up too much room. Hillary: I am not! Phil: Are too! Tommy: Shup you 2, or you can get out and walk. Phil: YEAH, HILLARY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenMillard Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 There have been lots of these topics, indeed. Continue to enjoy the dialogue, chat with your mates about it, but keep it off the boards please! Topic Closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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