A Million Ways to Die in Heists!

[HKM87]

Enter a heist when you don't have passive mode activated

[seven50iL]

#40 die in a heist.

[DeathStalkr]

41 : Blasted off a carrier's flight deck by an afterburner

 

42 : Chopped up by a descending Valkyrie (and Buzzard) while parachuting

 

43 : RPG'd by two eager crew members while exiting from Pac Std.

 

44 : Insurgent gets stuck in a ditch, catches fire and explodes. I have no idea how I managed to get it stuck lol.

 

45 : Barrel Rolls + Technical

 

46 : Enemy Buzzard gets shot down and crashes into crew members, wiping them out as well as their cars. I survive without a scratch. Ironic because right then I was yelling at them to get in my Kuruma

 

47 : Bailing out form the Frogger in Series A , it crashes into the boat and blows up my crew member

 

48 : Crushed by a a crew member backing up a trashmaster

 

49 : Velum runs me over when attempting to land

 

50: Mid - Air Collision with crew member in Lazers. Spectacular explosion and it damges a nearby enemy jet as well.

Edited November 25, 2015 by DeathStalkr

[CarimboHanky]

running into the blades of buzzard in Prison Break.

 

get wasted while using rpg to kill the cops outside of pacstan because other player was close to you.

[Slonitram]

Shot by cops.

 

Shot by NOOSE.

 

Probably shot by cops again.

 

Did I mention shot by NOOSE?

 

Oh, and shot by buff guys on a yacht.

[Sky_Light12]

openly move while in middle of crossfire before turning into swiss cheese

land valkyrie on shore during humane labs raids , only to be slice n diced by the rotors

Drive the barrack carefully after hijacking it on calafia bridge , only to be blown up by annoying savages

quickthrow grenades , then bounces back to me

aiming my RPG , BOOM this guy standing infront of me

drive bys a enemy vehicle that was too close to me , did i just shot his fuel cap ?

ride a bike while cops chasing and drive by-ing , you know how crackshot they are , do you ?

steal a squad car , later falls into the canyon and explodes

if you're a insurgent gunner i'd suggest you using " look " back button to use hatch as cover , technical gunner absolutely has no protection

if you're piloting an aircraft , better watch out reckless teamate driving their cars to your fragile aircraft

I SAID FLY ME CLOSER SO I CAN SHOOT THAT BUZZARD , YOU'LL ONLY RUNAWAY FROM THEM STUPID VALKYRIE PILOT

you know when there's attack helicopters with rocket container , they'll abuse it

DON'T FLY INTO ME ! I'M HUNTING FOR JETS HERE , * wasted * OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU'VE HIT ME WITH HYDRA

in shootouts , you know there's explosive object that could potentially kill you or your teamates

that moment when you perform bike parachuting , your bike falls in wrong angle in few sec before bailing and then hitting the cliff ( i hope you survive )

do you know granger ? yes , a big SUV , gunners are trigger happy aganist bikers who aiming to get raton canyon

[Shaytan]

51. Flying the Velum over the prison on Prison Break finale and just realizing that too late.

 

52. On the Vans' setup for Pacific Standard, while you're one a Kuruma annihilating the gang members, somebody managed to die and you all respawn without the Kurumas.

 

53. Taking a ride from another player on his motorbike to the setup location without knowing if he's a good driver.

 

54. Letting the worst pilot fly the Valkyrie on Humane Labs finale.

 

55. On the setup to get the same Valkyrie, go with your team on another player's Kuruma, and that player thinks it's a good idea to kill every single guard on the outside of the arbour and doesn't take down the heli.

[cjdavies]

56. Approach ladder to get down from roof, miss ladder and fall to death (we just finally managed to deliver the EMP).

[TarHeelJohn]

Shot by cops.

 

Shot by NOOSE.

 

Probably shot by cops again.

 

Did I mention shot by NOOSE?

 

Oh, and shot by buff guys on a yacht.

 

NOOSE should even be factor on Pac Standard unless your crew are idiots

[gnomefromnome]

53. Taking a ride from another player on his motorbike to the setup location without knowing if he's a good driver.

 

Motorcycle drivers are basically THE ONLY ONE who can suicide ON THE WAY TO THE LOCATION!

[Business_Cat]

Pacific Standard: Signal: Land helicopter on an island with an uneven floor. Crew attempted to ride as passenger but got beheaded by the helicopter rotors...

[Coleco]

Dying of old age while waiting in the clouds for the game session to load

[Jmac]

57: Let random drive in Fleeca intro, random high-centers Granger somehow on way back to safehouse (I wasn't paying attention). After about a minute, Granger catches fire, but no one can get out. Granger blows up, killing all occupants.

[Slonitram]

 

Shot by cops.

 

Shot by NOOSE.

 

Probably shot by cops again.

 

Did I mention shot by NOOSE?

 

Oh, and shot by buff guys on a yacht.

 

NOOSE should even be factor on Pac Standard unless your crew are idiots

 

Exactly.

[Alucard Claus]

58. Playing with friend and some randoms in the finale of Humane Labs. One random is gunner, the other is ground team, friend is pilot. When time comes we three jump down from helicopter. Wait, three? Pilot forgot his role...

[bicenz]

As a Technical gunner, spending all the time blowing random vehicles, or even enemies vehicles, but NOT the enemies.

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

Shot by npcs ive already killed . When their gun decides to jump into the air and ahoot itself at me. GG rockstar

Edited November 25, 2015 by AOR BigDaddyZee

[Samberger]

Power outage in the middle of Prison Break finale.

[lol232]

Be the Demolition in Prison Break, destroy a Lazer, and that Lazer ends up falling on a ground team member, killing them.

[Pedinhuh]

-Getting blown up by a grenade that bounced back to you;

 

-Running in the Velum's propellers;

 

-Miscalculate the parachute jump in Police Station setup, fall head first right beside one of the goons on the ship;

 

-Getting blown on Pac Stan by your own RPG because one of your crew mates walked in front of you;

 

-Get melee attacked by a crew member while getting out of the Pac Stan bank;

 

-Helicopter falls ON YOUR HEAD in Pac Stan after a crew member blow it up.

 

 

Those last three were all with the same crew...f*ck randoms

[Tiny Rick]

That one cop bastard in PacStandard who just f*cking blocks the ramp when you escape in the Lectro in turn face planting the pavement at 30m/hr

[Shootinalloveryourface]

59. You're in the heist finale, sitting in the Karuma waiting to get to the boat. You realise you left your phone charger plugged in and turned on all day, so you go to switch off the plug, but you switch off the internet plug instead, thus leaving the finale

Edited November 25, 2015 by Shootinalloveryourface

[slimeball supreme]

61

when you accidentally turn the console off because you're a f*cking idiot

[Shootinalloveryourface]

62 Go to "smoke a blunt" and let your brother take over. Brother doesn't have a clue and dies (this was a random, to be fair to him he was hilarious)

[Hollis2Hollywood]

63. Slam into the rocks parachuting to the beach on the Prison Break finale

 

64. Crash the laser because your dumb ass wants to do tricks while I deliver the hydra. (same person as 63. with friends like that..who needs randoms?)

 

65. In the convoy setup, a friend of mine backed the bus in and for some reason it would give him credit for having delivered it. Then, when he tried to pull forward to bring it in the normal way, he got stuck in the bus and it somehow caught on fire. Literally had to sit there for like 5 minutes watching him try to escape the inevitable. Kaboom!

[Chrisgoddard]

66.

When your tv has been idle for 3 hours and you get the "tv entering standby, press any button to continue" warning right in the middle of the tv. And of course you can't find the remote and you can't see anything.

[Red Lynx 23]

67. When your doing Criminal Mastermind with three crew members, one of them says he can't get onto the truck after clearing out the gas station during Trash Truck and decides to blow himself up rather than wait two minutes for time to run out.

[Rammer2k]

68. Bail out of Lester's car during Fleeca -Scope when on the freeway, and get pancaked by a oncoming truck.

Edited November 25, 2015 by Rammer2k

[blk95ta]

[xInfamousRYANx]

67. When your doing Criminal Mastermind with three crew members, one of them says he can't get onto the truck after clearing out the gas station during Trash Truck and decides to blow himself up rather than wait two minutes for time to run out.

Lol what an idiot