A Million Ways to Die in Heists!

[shadowoperative]

28. Blowing up a jet with the homing launcher during humane and having that jet land on your head on the aircraft carrier.

[ThreeTen2ist]

ROFL

[richard1997jones]

29. Some idiot running straight into the cop cars when trying to escape on motorbikes in the Pacific Standard heists.

30. Some idiot running straight out the bank and getting gunned down by the police in the Pacific Standard heists.

[MikeyDLuffy]

Last night an armoured Kuruma driver ran me over inside the hanger during Titan of a job. Later the dim-witted pilot shredded the even more dimly witted ground team member at the end of humane finale. I wasn't bothered since I jumped right into the finale but it's rather irksome people still suck at heists after 8 months.

[Red Lynx 23]

31. Hit a light post while parachuting to Humane Labs parking lot.

 

Edited November 24, 2015 by Red Lynx 23

[x_TestsubjecT_x]

32. falling off the roof after killing the lawyers in Wet Work. (Prison Break)

33. falling off a cliff on the insurgent setup. (Humane Labs)

[MikeyDLuffy]

The same happened to me except it was a helicopter that crushed me down the last alley before the bikes in Pacific finale.

[DubzyNZ]

Last night an armoured Kuruma driver ran me over inside the hanger during Titan of a job. Later the dim-witted pilot shredded the even more dimly witted ground team member at the end of humane finale. I wasn't bothered since I jumped right into the finale but it's rather irksome people still suck at heists after 8 months.

 

Titan of a Job is full of trolls... Especially the ones that get in their insurgents and run over everyone in the hanger just to be the pilot and if they don't become pilot they blow up the truck and ram the titan.

[Red Lynx 23]

34. Shooting down a Merryweather Savage, and it lands on someone.

 

[Turkish Turketarian]

The same happened to me except it was a helicopter that crushed me down the last alley before the bikes in Pacific finale.

Funny, I was just going to say this happened after I shot the helicopter down in Pac Standard. Crushed one of my teammates in the alley. I felt terrible.

[SiIky Johnson]

35.

 

prison break - velum.

 

driving too close to the huge gas tank to the right of the hanger. took 3 of us out in the karuma...

Edited November 24, 2015 by SiIky Johnson

[Nick1020]

35. Shooting a flare gun alerting the police

[blk95ta]

How not to drive in heists. Several of these resulted in death.

 

[SiIky Johnson]

 

The same happened to me except it was a helicopter that crushed me down the last alley before the bikes in Pacific finale.

Funny, I was just going to say this happened after I shot the helicopter down in Pac Standard. Crushed one of my teammates in the alley. I felt terrible.

 

 

don't leave home without the heavy vest

 

 

[MikeyDLuffy]

Yep I've crushed and been crushed by that falling helicopter. Quite a humorous way to fail lol.

[craigdyid]

way 9: gettin shredded in the rotors of the heli at the beach after completing 99% of prison break

 

 

Same goes for humane labs. Both from pilots landing in a rush and decapitating others, choppers pilots blowing themselves up and idiots standing right in the middle of the beach wanting to get decapitated.

 

Although I will admit, that beach isn't the best place to land!

[xInfamousRYANx]

 

way 9: gettin shredded in the rotors of the heli at the beach after completing 99% of prison break

 

Same goes for humane labs. Both from pilots landing in a rush and decapitating others, choppers pilots blowing themselves up and idiots standing right in the middle of the beach wanting to get decapitated.

 

Although I will admit, that beach isn't the best place to land!

Thats why i always land on the plateau above and have the heist crew climb to the heli

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

ok......this is getting overkill much....

[Rashkovskys Shiv]

 

 

way 9: gettin shredded in the rotors of the heli at the beach after completing 99% of prison break

 

Same goes for humane labs. Both from pilots landing in a rush and decapitating others, choppers pilots blowing themselves up and idiots standing right in the middle of the beach wanting to get decapitated.

 

Although I will admit, that beach isn't the best place to land!

Thats why i always land on the plateau above and have the heist crew climb to the heli

If the ground team beats you to the beach,you are doing it wrong anyways,as soon as I take out the last 2 Buzzards.

You head to the beach and land,by now everyone knows where it is.

[gnomefromnome]

Here's a few I've seen. Parachuting in the Prison Break....prison officer goes in hot and dive bombs the beach. Also the Velum came in behind me while I was in the Buzzard and took me out.

 

Edited November 24, 2015 by gnomefromnome

[JON22]

 

...........it's the Cloud.

[Coleco]

36(?). Being blown away point-blank by your "teammate" when you all spawn back into Freeroam

[Giantsgiants]

 

• Get annihilated by the OP NPC bullets

 

Get the Kuruma stuck so that it eventually explodes in the final part of Pacific Standard

 

Get crushed when a randumb flips over the Technical with you as the gunner

 

Crash the Velum into a building 9/11 style

 

Fall to your death

 

Drown

 

Get kamikaze'd by a police chopper in the Prison Break finale (this has happened to me more than once, so frustrating)

 

Parachute into the cliff

 

Fail to deploy your parachute

 

Crash when riding a motorcycle (I've had randoms die this way on their own bikes just as the heist began)

 

Get killed by the train when trying to use the tunnel shortcut in the fourth Series A setup

 

[Creme_Brulee]

Getting shot down by a lazer in the prison break finale.

Said no one ever.

[Rashkovskys Shiv]

Killed by modder windmill outside of Eclipse apartments when beginning a heist/setup.

#Last gen problems

[Red Lynx 23]

36(?). Being blown away point-blank by your "teammate" when you all spawn back into Freeroam

 

Passive mode before joining setups and finales. Today I spawned in after Series A Weed with 2/3 randoms. One went running, and got killed by the other random with a micro smg. He then pointed at my character in passive, and got made fun of. If I hadn't been in passive, he would have went after that first random, and probably would've been chewed up by a Combat MG before even pointing it at me. Plus being past level 120, it'll take more than one micro smg magazine to kill my character. Combat MG's are a bit more powerful in comparison.

[livejoker]

Goddamn, we must be near the million by this point, right? Honestly never knew you could die in so many ways.

Edited November 24, 2015 by livejoker

[bicenz]

Ok wait you are telling me that you do heists with random, are lucky to find someone who does it safely with kuruma and? "oh no i'm too skilled to use noobs car" lol you deserved to die. i hate people that do vehicle kills in heists and missions but damn if you deserved it

 

Anyway...

 

28 37 52 ok, f*ck this s*it i give up

 

- Having the heli pilot flying exactly under the checkpoint in prison heist finale and parachuting on it... all three of us.

Edited November 24, 2015 by bicenz

[Nick930930]

Your teammate doesn't realize that his own tear gas is slowly draining his health.......

 

 

 

... on the last heist as you're trying to pull off "Criminal mastermind"

[Affalterbach]

69 - blow yourself up.

Edited November 24, 2015 by /////6.3