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A Million Ways to Die in Heists!

ThreeTen2ist

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Retired Mafia

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2. Invite randoms

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Sit in my buddy's kuruma on convoy set up goes into next room for a min come back kuruma is in the water I'm drowning can't get out in time and I die

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7. Running through the back blades of the buzzard on Prison Break finale.

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ThreeTen2ist

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WAY SE7EN: We spent like 30 mins to lose the cops after we escaped from prison.We finally landed safely on the beach after jumping.Now waiting for the demo guy to pick us up.Okey he's coming,coming, Oh No!!

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Way 8: Refusing to co-operate with the others and getting people to "follow your plan"

Plan failed.

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rockstarfanboy1987

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way 9: gettin shredded in the rotors of the heli at the beach after completing 99% of prison break

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I think this thread could be humorous but people need structure. Follow the number above you and if ninj'aed edit post

We currently have 11 ways to die. The next should start at #12

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12. Shoot the gas pumps you're standing beside in Trash Truck.

 

13. your rebreather glitches off in Humane

 

14. The pilot lands on you and chops you up with the blades in Humane.

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15. Being flattened against bridge railing by a Insurgent back in Convoy mission, get killed by the fall from said bridge.

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18. Throw out a sticky bomb in an attempt to back off the Lost/Ballas pursuers only to realise the bomb has landed on a side of Burrito/Benson you're driving at the moment.

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Vassago1970

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19. Teammate driving a Technical/Insurgent while you are the gunner, said teammate flips vehicle and crushes you.

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20. Crash your bike on the way to the Pac Std bank

 

21. Get hit by an exploding bike when your teammate blows them up so you can get in the Karuma

 

22. Jumping out the Karuma when it's way, way too late

 

23. Rocket launching the dinghy

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beaching the boat at the end of pac standard

 

f*cking randoms......

Not gonna lie.... I was so excited the first time I made it to the boat... I did that. 😐

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Shootinalloveryourface

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beaching the boat at the end of pac standard

 

f*cking randoms......

Yeah I had this happen I was like :O

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xInfamousRYANx

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24. beaching the boat at the end of pac standard

 

f*cking randoms......

Fixed

Although im not the OP can we please keep responses numbered so we don't miss number

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Humane Labs Heist -Valkyie Setup

Forgetting about that first buzzard that spawns after you alert the Merryweather guards.

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I know i opened this topic but the name of the topic is wrong.There are limited ways of dying in heists.This topic should be called ''A Millions Ways to Fk Up the Heists''

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25...? Having sh*tty internet and disconnecting halfway through the heist.
26...? Holding a grenade in the car everyone is riding in and getting it shot out of your hand when you're about to throw it.
27...? Fantasizing about Lester so much that you're not looking where you're driving and crashing into the river with the van.

OP sounds like he's on some powerful drugs, by the way. Not sure what's up with that.

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