ORBIT Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 this is the weapon section plz reply after dis ****************hand 2 hand********************* fist:good if u have nothin else for fun punch the livin crap outa cops brass knuckles:bit better than fists ideal 4 will reagle from wwe ***************melee weapons******************* baseball bat: home run! *smack* chainsaw: ouch there goes another arm golf club: golf was always a borin sport so lets show them how it should be played hammer:great 4 hammering things such as nails skulls kneecaps and toes katana: ohhh there's another head knife:i like pointy things i like pointy things i like pointy things machete:ow stop ACCIDENTLY kilin me. i'll tell on u meat cleaver: *ouch* whoops sorry cop i thought u were a pig trungen: could be mistaken for a dil screwdriver: u got a screw loose let me help AAGGHHH OW *******************pistols********************** colt 45: $100 4 dis python: more like it 1 shot 1 kill *******************automatics******************* ingram mac 10: uzi uz me tech 9:bad accuracy but more power (use 4 close range) uzi 9mm:oww thats gotta hurt powerful and accurate mp5:more powerful still accurate best uzi ******************assault rifles******************* ruger:acurate and kinda power ful slower than m4 at killin colt m4:accurate powerful good firing *******************shotguns********************* shotgun: powerful wide spread stubby shotgun: very powerful but slow large spread spaz 12:rapid firing very powerful ****************snipers************************* sniper rifle:deadly long range psg1:inferred sensors rapid firing *****************heavy weapons***************** flame thrower:i love the smell of bacon in the mornin opps sorry officer. m60:very very powerful but may jump up or move whilst firing. minigun:its fast it last good strong weapon rocket launcher:hmm thats a big fire work display *****************projectiles********************** grenade: detonator: special rc grenade petrol bomb: throw at gays and whatch the fire burn tear gas: STOP CRYIN WIMP IS THERE A PROBLEM ********************************************** Thanks 4 readin this now FORCE urself 2 reply rah: Here's all the cars 4 u hope u like it thank me plz speed durability rating admiral: 6 6 ok ambulance: 6 7 baggage handler: 2 5 banshee: 8 4 barrack ol: 5 8 benson: 3 5 bf injection: 7 6 blista compact: 6 5 bloodring banger: 7 7 bobcat: 4 6 boxville: 3 4 burrito: 5 5 bus: 3 8 cabbie: 6 5 caddy: 3 4 cheetah 9 4 cool coach: 3 9 comet: 9 4 cuban hermes: 6 5 deluxo: 8 5 enforcer: 6 8 esparanto: 5 5 fbi rancher: 7 5 fbi washington: 7 6 firetruck: 7 8 flat bed: 3 8 gang burrito: 7 7 glendale: 5 5 greenwood: 5 6 hermes: 5 5 hot ring racer: 10 4 idaho: 6 6 infernus: 8 4 kaufman cab: 6 6 landstalker: 6 6 line runer: 4 8 love fist: 6 6 mannana: 4 4 mesa grande: 6 5 moon beam: 4 6 mr.whopee 4 4 mule: 4 6 oceanic: 5 5 packer: 3 6 patriot: 6 6 perenial: 4 4 pheonix: 7 5 polce car: 8 6 pony: 4 5 rancher; 5 5 regina: 5 4 rhino: 2-10 10 romeo hearse: 5 6 rumpo: 4 5 sabre: 6 6 sabre turbo: 8 6 sand king: 6 6 securi car: 4 8 sentinel: 6 6 sentinel xs: 7 6 spand express: 5 7 stalion: 7 5 stinger: 8 4 strech: 4 6 taxi: 6 5 top fun: 4 6 trash master: 3 8 virgo: 7 5 voodo: 6 6 walton: 5 5 washington: 6 5 yankee: 3 6 zebra cab: 7 7 i must of spent 2 long hours doin dis and theres more to cum *******************bikes*********************** angel: 6 5 :furious: faggio: 4 7 freeway: 8 6 pcj 600 10 6 pizza boy: 5 7 sanchez: 7 5 ********************boats********************** coast guard: 6 6 cuban jetmax: 8 5 dinghy: 5 5 marquis: 4 6 predator: 7 6 reefer: 4 6 rio: 4 6 speeder: 7 5 squallo: 10 4 tropic: 5 6 ******************aircraft*********************** hunter: 8 7 maverick: 7 6 police maverick: 7 6 skimmer 8-9 5 sea sparrow 6 6 sparrow 6 6 vcn maverick 7 4 thanks for readin please force your self to reply. ***************thanks to ....********************* ORBIT GNOBE MAINLY ORBIT THAT IS ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diablo_Hitman Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 Umm.. You're lucky if anyone finds this funny. Listen you spammer stop posting worthless sh*t. You can spam and post stupid sh*t all you like just don't do it here. BTW: Use a spellcheck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drvice Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 THIS GUY IS DEFINANTLY on some AMPHETAMINES!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illspirit Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 Erm, okay, a list with a bunch of things we already knew... and some of them are wrong. *cough* Infernus is the fastest vehicle *cough* *closes rather pointless topic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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