Things you thought wrong as a kid.

[bossofzeeland]

 

I used to think that people with a big but had a lot of poop in it

LMAO !!!!! WTF Dude.I can't stop laughing.

I was a kid ;p

However i don't know how I came up with that theory as a child hahaha

[Crokey]

 

 

I used to think that people with a big but had a lot of poop in it

LMAO !!!!! WTF Dude.I can't stop laughing.

I was a kid ;p

However i don't know how I came up with that theory as a child hahaha

 

It's actually a valid theory, as Donald Trump is a big ass and he's full of sh*t.

[Star-Lord]

 

 

 

I used to think that people with a big but had a lot of poop in it

 

LMAO !!!!! WTF Dude.I can't stop laughing.

I was a kid ;p

However i don't know how I came up with that theory as a child hahaha

 

It's actually a valid theory, as Donald Trump is a big ass and he's full of sh*t.Lol. And his favorite dance move is the WIGgle.

 

As a young child, I'd always wonder why after hours my parents would slam their bedroom door on my face. Now, I know.

[paperbagdude]

I used to think that urine was stored in the testicles.

 

I also thought you had a heart in your ass, hence that it really hurts to push out a turd sometimes, I thought I was getting a mini heart attack, but always survived it.

[Daz]

As a young child, I'd always wonder why after hours my parents would slam their bedroom door on my face. Now, I know.

Because you were an insufferable little sh*t?

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

i used to think lying was bad, fighting was bad and not being as nice as posible was bad to

 

these days i have seen proof lying can be handy like hell, i know fighting when you know you can win only gains profit and i have fully relized that sometimes when you want something you just have to run over those toes and moral lessons like they are not there, grab what you want and just do as you please as long as youre acts are not self-destructive on the long term

[theGTAking101]

I used to think girls could get pregnant just randomly at any time, and whoever her current boyfriend/husband was, is declared the father.

 

My first time going to church at around age 5, i thought the lady playing the piano was God.

 

I used to think that people with a big but had a lot of poop in it

OMG these are gold.

Edited November 13, 2015 by theGTAking101

[VercettiGuy]

I thought dog's only eat grass.

I thought Mercedes only builds taxis.

[DubzyNZ]

I thought that the only jobs you could get were Police officer, Ambulance Driver and Fireman

Edited November 14, 2015 by DubzyNZ

[MIGta]

I used to think when people said Jellied Eels they were saying Jelly Deals!

[Sombra]

I thought that no tears in kids shampoo meant you wouldnt cry but I cried and later found out it meant no tears/tearing in your hair.

 

I also thought the numbers on the toaster were for toastyness but it turns out it's minutes.

[xVampire Fangx]

I thought the ice cream truck playing music meant it was out of ice cream because my mum told me that.

[Ezza.]

I thought that no tears in kids shampoo meant you wouldnt cry but I cried and later found out it meant no tears/tearing in your hair.

Wait, that's what it means? Well, today I learned something new.

___

 

I used to think that the word people yelled when jumping into a pool or something was "Terranimal" not "Geronimo"