Things you thought wrong as a kid.

[Jehannum]

In my late teens I thought the world would become more rational; that superstition and even religion would die out.

 

0/10 for that prediction!

[Jimmy_Leppard]

I used to think that babies' nationality is randomized at birth. To clarify, I thought that, for example, an American man and a Canadian woman make a baby who is an Indian and that it grows up, but speaks Indian etc.

[PhillBellic]

That a Fax Machine somehow 'shrunk' a Document and sent it via the Telephone Cables.

[Infvred]

I use 2 believe the world was 2000 years old. Until one day I lost my religion.

Edited October 10, 2015 by Infvred

[Guest]

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[UshaB]

I thought Santa was real.

[RoAcHcliP]

That I would be on these forums forever

[UshaB]

That I would be on these forums forever

 

[MIGta]

That a Fax Machine somehow 'shrunk' a Document and sent it via the Telephone Cables.

What? Thats not how it works?

[.Smaher.]

I used to think that America were the good guys.

[Aqua97]

That the Irish Sea would freeze over and then I could skate to England, Scotland and Ireland! : D

[Bare]

When I was like 6 years old, I used to think if I looked far enough from my balcony I could see New York in the distance. I live in Europe btw lol

[Eram]

That the Irish Sea would freeze over and then I could skate to England, Scotland and Ireland! : D

If/when renamed as UK Sea, just maybe...

[Nico]

I used to think that God did exist.

If we are honest, none of us thought about the existance of God by ourselves. Our context forced us to do it.

 

-You should be proud of your country.

Agreed.

[Tyler]

If we are honest, none of us thought about the existance of God by ourselves. Our context forced us to do it.

 

An individual is created through the relationship between context & environment, and the individual itself. It's ridiculous to say one's context forces one's thoughts, because this is trivially true: we think about what surrounds us because it surrounds us.

[make total destroy]

 

-You should be proud of your country.

Agreed.

 

Are you saying you agree that you should be proud of your country, or are you saying you agree that it's something you thought wrong as child? If it's the former, that's really silly.

[Zook]

Well I always assumed the burning after eating Kiwi was normal. I've recently found out I'm just allergic

[Jerome]

I don't know if I'm the only one, but I used to think, when I was a young kid, that action in movies happened for real.

[slimeball supreme]

I thought adults knew what they were talking about, but then I came here and that all changed.

[UshaB]

I don't know if I'm the only one, but I used to think, when I was a young kid, that action in movies happened for real.

 

Jackie Chan brah, the real deal.

[Straypuft]

My first time going to church at around age 5, i thought the lady playing the piano was God.

[Homemade Dynamite]

I used to think sex was just the foreplay.

[Daz]

I was always told that the accumulation of ice in the freezer was poisonous.

 

Can confirm, myth busted...

[EphemeralStar]

I used to think phlegm was called milt for the longest time. I never understood why my mom gave me a weird look when I said I was getting sick and had lots of milt in my throat...but now I know.

[Raj The Rager]

I actually believe my momma when she said, she had eyes in the back of her head

[gtafan2u]

I actually believe my momma when she said, she had eyes in the back of her head

Our science teacher tolds us so. Thing is that before 5 years. But we friends just laughed....

[PhillBellic]

That Money just randomly appeared in peoples Wallets/Purses.

[bossofzeeland]

I used to think that people with a big but had a lot of poop in it

[gajrajgchouhan]

I used to think that people with a big but had a lot of poop in it

LMAO !!!!! WTF Dude.I can't stop laughing.

[Menstrual Deranged]

I vaguely remember thinking my belly button (I have an outie) was a nipple. I would pretend to breastfeed my dolls with it after seeing my mom breastfeeding my brother when I was a toddler.