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Things you thought wrong as a kid.


Richard Power Colt
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Richard Power Colt

I used to think babies come from the ass and that I have to marry my sister when I'm old.

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Both things actually happen in some families ;)

 

I used to think that it would take a long, long time to get over 40y.

I blinked and it happened...

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I used to think that it would take a long, long time to get over 40y.

I blinked and it happened...

 

f*cking hell i better not blink then. thanks for the warning.

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This may help you:

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I wish I knew it.

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Xing of Virtue

I used to think that hitting someone on the head with a frying pan wouldn't be so fatal. Damn bloody cartoons back in the day.

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I used to think every other animal had a civilization. Cats, dogs, fish, wild animals... Cops, rich people, criminals. I blame public television. If I had watched more Batman, I wouldn't have thought that.

But now I know that we're the only species the kicks ass.

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Dad always said, " If it's got an apple, it's got a banana... "

 

So every time my great grandmother asked if I wanted an apple I would tell her I didn't like bananas.

 

It wasn't till my teenage years I found out what The Kinks meant in the song " Lola ".

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I used to think that eating a watermelon seed would grow a a watermelon inside me.

 

I also used to believe that Chris Angel was legit.

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I USED TO THINK SANTA WAS REAL!

 

 

F*CKERS!

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When I was about six or so my old man went and got an operation on his knee. I went and saw him in the hospital after the operation and he handed me this plastic specimen jar with a small piece of knee bone in and said "that's what they took out of your dad's leg".

I'm sitting there for about 10 minutes just looking at this bone in a jar and looking at my old man's leg. He's only got a smallish wound and I'm wondering how they got it out? Why was it there in the first place? It was truly puzzling and I couldn't work it out.

I took one final look at my dads leg before asking the question that was bugging me: "Hey Dad, how did the jar get into your knee in the first place?"

 

Yep, I thought the plastic jar contains the bone fragment was what they removed. I thought he must have fell on it or something.

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I used to think we were alone in the universe.

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The Dedito Gae

I used to think that drunken people were scary, now they are my best friends.

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I used to think that the whole world was once black and white - and colour was a recent invention.

So did I.

 

 

I used to think that America was the only country with developed cities.

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Richard Power Colt

I used to think that the whole world was once black and white - and colour was a recent invention.

My sister used to think that as well lol.

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I used to think we were alone in the universe.

 

Relevant avatar.

 

The first time the concept of evolution was explained to me, I thought chimpanzees literally gave birth to us. The old PG Tips adverts just made so much sense to me and helped me "understand".

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For some bizarre reason and I honestly don't know what put this in my mind, but as a kid I always thought glasgow was in the usa HAHA omg.

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I thought as a child that the past was in black & white, and the 70's was a decade where everybody saw in technicolor. :D

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Not A Nice Person

I used to think that people die on their 100th birthday.

I also used to think gay people were all evil rapists

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I used to think that people die on their 100th birthday.

I also used to think gay people were all evil rapists

 

In the 50's they lumped homosexuals and pedophiles together for some weird reason. Could be because of that.

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I thought the white spots on a Killer Whale were it's eyes, lol

 

 

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Wallace and Gromit convinced me that the moon was made out of cheese.

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make total destroy

-You should be proud of your country.

-The U.S. and it's allies are the "good guys", everyone else, the "bad guys".

-War is cool.

-The police are here to help.

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I used to think that every time a song played on the radio the artist was singing it in that same moment.

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-You should be proud of your country.

-The U.S. and it's allies are the "good guys", everyone else, the "bad guys".

-War is cool.

-The police are here to help.

Those two are pretty edgy but I agree with the rest. As a kid I thought the U.S was the good guys 100% of the time and that war was cool.

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I USED TO THINK SANTA WAS REAL!

 

 

F*CKERS!

Santa is real.

 

 

 

 

In your heart. <3

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slimeball supreme

When I was a young'in I thought Star Wars was a documentary about another galaxy.

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