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M0rk

Spanish Kings

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M0rk

Spanish Kings = Niko?

Fial, put Luis instead m9

Let's just say that he's a mercenary.

 

Fial

lol

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The Deadite

Well, that was a great first post here for me.

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slimeball supreme

Well, that was a great first post here for me.

Absolutely brilliant, I expect more in the future.

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Pastry

Did anyone else hear rumors about some supernatural dude with a college jacket and a wolf mask running around LS and f*cking sh*t up? I heard there was a militia some outlaws formed to stop the damn things.

Edited by Pastry

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slimeball supreme

Yeah, it's f*cked up.

Was on a holiday there with a few other esés, that furry asshole jumped on my Manana and got hair in the hood! Had to take it to the shop for a mending.

Less of a milita too, more like a bunch of idiots in hypercars shooting the sh*t outta it. I bet if we got the real government on it, we could capture it, take it to a zoo and make an entire new species.

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Pastry

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slimeball supreme

sh*t...

This whole thing is messed up. All these monsters. What next, zombies and aliens?

 

I'm going to be going to a parking garage in Purgatory soon, is anybody going to help back me up? At least give me some tips.

 

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers. You guys remember C.O.C.K.S., right? Anyways, he might be able to provide info on the North Korean mob, stuff that could help bring them down easy. Do you think it'll be a sting?

Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit

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Stoney0503

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers.

Pretty much most corrupt cops from the LCPD either died or moved to Los Santos or Vice city.

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slimeball supreme

Totally - that and C.O.C.K.S... but we all know about the C.O.C.K.S. Act.

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M0rk

 

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers.

Pretty much most corrupt cops from the LCPD either died or moved to Los Santos or Vice city.

 

When I was on my vacation in Vice City, I was in the El Banco Corrupto Grande to withdraw some of my money, At that time there was a robbery on progress, The punk police arrested me for no reason and put me in jail for a long time and They let the robbers go away.

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Stoney0503

 

 

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers.

Pretty much most corrupt cops from the LCPD either died or moved to Los Santos or Vice city.

 

When I was on my vacation in Vice City, I was in the El Banco Corrupto Grande to withdraw some of my money, At that time there was a robbery on progress, The punk police arrested me for no reason and put me in jail for a long time and They let the robbers go away.

 

I heard something like that happened in Liberty City, There were cops everywhere all over Algonquin, it was so chaotic I had to rent an apartment in Bohan.

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slimeball supreme

Aw, man. I had my comments removed. Oh well.

 

The deal went bad, it was a bust. Turns out you might as well call the Liberty City breed corrupt cops 'extinct'. Oh well.

 

I had to dress in my least conspicuous gang colors and drive up to the top storey of the Purgatory complex. Drove up there in my Huntely Sport to the meeting. Some average looking dude was standing there with a few files on hand and a slightly suspicious look on him.

 

Halfway through talks he pulls a badge on me and points to a squad car near the exit. I respond by shooting this ass in the face. Had choppers and sh*t on me, so I drove to a nearby alley and hid there for a couple of hours.

 

After that, I ran to some café in Middle Park, had lunch and tore the f*ck over to one of the esé's apartments. I forget who, but if you're home, please answer the door.

 

PICS: Massive Images, sorry. iPa- I mean, iFruit tablets, amirite?

 

 

The 'deal'. This was the guy, hipster in a fedora. Who'd figure.

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This was approximately 5 minutes later.

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The alley I hid in. Dingy and it smelt like vomit and afterparty.

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The Café. They had good breadsticks.

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The taxi. Ran for a bit outta Middle Park before taking it over to the Esé's apartment. Seriously, I know one of you lives here, open the door!

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The (or your) apartment building. Seriously, please, open up!

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I AM OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR

I KNOW ONE OF YOU GUYS LIVE HERE

OPEN UP

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Edit: Seriously guys, this isn't funny.

Whichever one of you lives here, please, let me in. I've been sitting outside for 5 hours now.

 

Double Edit: I've been out here all night. This isn't funny anymore. Have you been using the fire escape to get in and out?

Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit

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Stoney0503

 

I managed to break GTA III's storyline.

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slimeball supreme

It's been a day and I think you guys are pranking me or some sh*t - I'm going home.

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M0rk

I made a video of me and stone messing around in VCMP.

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slimeball supreme

Sweet gameplay. Hope it was fun.

 

 

thanks for letting me in your apartment, by the way.

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slimeball supreme

So how's it going on the Los Santos front? Have we made any progress?

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M0rk

We're looking for some goons down in LS to defend the front.

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slimeball supreme

Sweet - we'll be baking bread of those tourists in no time!

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Pastry

We're looking for some goons down in LS to defend the front.

Damn. I had plans to leave LS soon. I guess I'll be staying a bit longer. I rounded up a few goons already. We got your back.

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slimeball supreme

Wait, what's happening?

Those Marabunte Grande assholes going on another raid?

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slimeball supreme

Wow - I got promoted! Radical!

Free Pizza and Five Knuckle Shuffles* for everybody!

 

*Only Five Knuckle Shuffles, no pizza

Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit

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M0rk

No pizza is fun especially when i'm going to fire your ass for not giving us some.

jk :p


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Pastry

Made a simple bulletin board for a simple gang. I'll improve it when some more stuff comes up (unless M0rk tries to remake the whole thing as he always does. I'm really asking for it now...sh*t).

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M0rk

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why
what did i ever do to you cake
why just why
why that font

Edited by MarkyEvansy

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Pastry

NO! ANYTHING BUT THE CURSE OF MEME WARS! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!

Edited by Cake* Games

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slimeball supreme

No pizza is fun especially when i'm going to fire your ass for not giving us some.

 

jk :p

 

 

pls

 

 

NO! ANYTHING BUT THE CURSE OF MEME WARS! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!

ITS TOO LATE, YOUVE ALREADY BEEN CURSED! WE NEED TO PUT YOU DOWN! Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit

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Vik

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Edited by Vik

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Pastry

I'm starting to play through GTA III again in order a year for the first time on my PC.On the Triad introduction mission.Ahhh...good times.

Real men play GTA III every day.

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M0rk

Real men play GTA VC every day.

Fixed it for ya.

 

Edited by MarkyEvansy

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