Things you never hear on open mic

[T.V. Eye]

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I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

 

I hate that sh*t. Yeah, I sometimes play as a female character when I'm tired of using my male character. Problem?

All three of you are posting in the wrong thread. Bravo.

 

Calm down, wannabe moderator.Hardly. I was merely pointing out your substandard reading comprehension.

I find it interesting how some people on these forums try to ignore any mistake they get called on and, rather than owning up to it, try to instead insinuate fault with the person who pointed it out. That's indicative of someone with a weak character.

 

 

On topic:

"That's enough GTA for today. Time to hit the books/gym."

[hotrats773]

"I'm going to eat an entire sack of pork rinds and rub one out. I will mute my mic now."

 

"I saw the sun today!"

Edited September 9, 2015 by hotrats773

[Mrdankles]

You're mother is such a wonderful and commendable woman.

 

You don't speak English? I love not being able to understand foreigners, adds diversity to the game.

[Timcatgt5]

"I apologise for failing the mission and take all responsibility for messing up our Criminal Mastermind challenge."

 

"You dominated that race bro, like Senna at Monaco '84."

 

"You're pretty good."

[JC Hammer]

I have a drivers license...

[Alvarez]

"You are straight and manly person."

"I hold dearest respect for your mother"

"The triangle button makes you jump out, don't press it!"

[Hybrid_Punk]

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I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

 

I hate that sh*t. Yeah, I sometimes play as a female character when I'm tired of using my male character. Problem?

All three of you are posting in the wrong thread. Bravo.

 

Calm down, wannabe moderator.

Hardly. I was merely pointing out your substandard reading comprehension.

I find it interesting how some people on these forums try to ignore any mistake they get called on and, rather than owning up to it, try to instead insinuate fault with the person who pointed it out. That's indicative of someone with a weak character.

 

 

On topic:

"That's enough GTA for today. Time to hit the books/gym."

 

Literally all I said was, "Calm down, you wannabe moderator." I didn't deny anything. You're just trying to look cool by making up random sh*t. Quick question, do you even know what reading comprehension means? Nothing I said would imply that I have substandard reading comprehension. The only person here with a character here is you. On top of that, you have a weak attitude to match.

[LeakyLine]

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I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

 

I hate that sh*t. Yeah, I sometimes play as a female character when I'm tired of using my male character. Problem?

All three of you are posting in the wrong thread. Bravo.

 

Calm down, wannabe moderator.

Hardly. I was merely pointing out your substandard reading comprehension.

I find it interesting how some people on these forums try to ignore any mistake they get called on and, rather than owning up to it, try to instead insinuate fault with the person who pointed it out. That's indicative of someone with a weak character.

 

 

On topic:

"That's enough GTA for today. Time to hit the books/gym."

 

I once said something like that to a friend in game chat.

 

'I have to go study for my exams, i'll be on later'

 

And of course, Mr. E Thug black dude

 

'Shut up, f*ckin nerd'

 

SERIOUSLY?

 

WHO THE F*CK USES NERD AS AN INSULT ANYMORE

[FireBallz21]

Lmao this thread.

"Oh you failed to deliver the EMP for the 7th time? It's alright, everyone makes mistakes. You can do it! I believe in you!"

I might actually start using all of these and see the reaction of people.

[DigitalDivine]

Anyone wanna just cruise around? I feel like driving a car that ISN'T armored for a change.