Things you never hear on open mic

[NightTrainCaine]

"Will you please tongue punch my fart box?"

[Blasterman4EVER]

I like to wait until the session is full of players before beginning.

I like you. You're cool.

It's nice to have 30 players jobs. It's nice to fill up the session. It's fun with more players.

I report users who say fag.

I report players who hack.

Edited September 6, 2015 by Blasterman4EVER

[TheTruthIsFree]

Peace.

 

[DarthBanana]

"Miserable wretch, insignifigant speck of feculent scum! How dare you?!?!"

 

 

People just say "f*ck you n*gga" instead.

[Claptrap NL]

Kittens.

I hear dogs and something that sound like a monkey, but I never ever heard kittens.

 

 

"Miserable wretch, insignifigant speck of feculent scum! How dare you?!?!"


People just say "f*ck you n*gga" instead.

I've been called a f*cking white boy and white trash (I'm not even white)....

[blusunone]

"hmmm, I think I will mute my mic really quick before getting into a loud, drawn out domestic altercation with one of the 18 people I live with"

 

"should I mute my mic before I eat this entire bag of doritos? nah f*ck it"

 

Off-topic, but the sh*t I've heard GTAO has destroyed what little was left in my faith in humanity. Probably the worst I've heard was I played an entire 10 wave Survival on Del Perro, and pretty much the entire time this guy was screaming at his little kid, who was probably only about 2 or 3 years old. He was saying horrible sh*t to it that I'm sure would be classified as abuse, threatening it and berating it, and he'd go off every time it would get close to the tv, cry (which was a lot) or make any kind of plea for attention. Then there was this stupid stoner-sounding guy that was apparently his friend, and he was laughing about it the whole time, evidently he found it hilarious. Man, what a bunch of f*cked up people there are playing this game.

[DanielleK]

 

A female voice

 

Thats because they can't speak without a group of 13-year old's, basement dweller's, and Dorito eating/MTN Dew drinking loser's hitting on them...

Yep. I either play as a male character or set game chat to friends and crew. Never have I went on mic and not gotten all the hassle.

 

Never hear anyone say "Calm down." When a squeaker starts whinging.

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

"Let's stop this fighting a be friends!"

 

"You wanna play a capture?"

 

"Adversary modes are cool!"

 

(In Rooftop Rumble) "You get the documents!"

 

(In Pac standard) "Nah, Lets use the bikes instead."

 

"Yes, I have played GTA IV/SA/VC/III/2/1."

 

"I think I might go play some singleplayer for now."

 

"Hey can you drop some ammo!"

 

"That Black LTS/Heist/Military Clothing and Pogo mask is very original"

[slimeball supreme]

"Yes, I have played GTA IV/SA/VC/III/2/1."

This is way to relatable. Stop reading into my brain.

[JohnnyCallisto]

"Yes! A rally-race...my favourite!"

[TacoSmuggler]

A female voice

 

I play with several women that use voice chat...?

[kuusko]

Thank you for the 15% cut, its fair enough since i only joined the finale and my skills are limited

[Skeve613]

"Well-played good chap!"

 

"Would you like some cheese with your wine?"

 

"You sir are nought but a ruffian and a villain!"

 

 

 

Actually, now that I think about it, next time I'm online I think I might start reading off some of the insults written on that Shakespearean insult mug I have sitting on my desktop....

[Whitedodge00]

Nah man, I talk sh*t but I can't back it up.

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

 

I hate that sh*t. Yeah, I sometimes play as a female character when I'm tired of using my male character. Problem?

Edited September 8, 2015 by TheRealCMPUNKFan

[slimeball supreme]

"I think you're pretty nice!"

 

"Wow, great rap song!"

Edited September 8, 2015 by Mr. Fahrenheit

[Is this The Guy?]

" You sing like an angel "

 

" Please, don't shut the f*ck up nigga "

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Duuuude...That chromed T-20 is pretty

[Timcatgt5]

"Do you like Formula 1? And who is your favourite British driver, Hamilton or Button?"

[Headdogg81]

The cloud loading screen is so relaxing and pretty. I wish it lasted longer.

[EddieLTU]

something that isn't black people slang

[Furry_Monkey]

A good singing voice.

[T.V. Eye]

 

 

I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

 

I hate that sh*t. Yeah, I sometimes play as a female character when I'm tired of using my male character. Problem?All three of you are posting in the wrong thread. Bravo. Edited September 8, 2015 by T.V. Eye

[Furry_Monkey]

 

 

 

I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

 

I hate that sh*t. Yeah, I sometimes play as a female character when I'm tired of using my male character. Problem?

All three of you are posting in the wrong thread. Bravo.

 

 

[Alvarez]

"It's just a game of killing and robbing, mom!"

"I came here to be alone. Please leave. Like, now."

"Hello darkness, my old friend..."

[slimeball supreme]

"Wow, you have an Adder and a T20? You probably got them legitimately by working hard!"

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

 

 

I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

 

I hate that sh*t. Yeah, I sometimes play as a female character when I'm tired of using my male character. Problem?

All three of you are posting in the wrong thread. Bravo.

 

Calm down, wannabe moderator.

[Misanthrope Z]

"i did not f*ck your mother"

[Captain Sensib1e]

" You sing like an angel "

 

 

I have messaged people that lol. Sarcastically of course.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

"I'm just here to make friends."

 

"I don't like cheating or glitching, it ruins the integrity of the game."

 

"I'm not going to brag about my illegitimate virtual wealth, because that's not cool."