Things you never hear on open mic

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Give me money

[Claptrap NL]

 

• Good singers

 

[FlacidJack]

"you want a ride? I'm calling a taxi"

[Eggobites90]

"Boy am I glad there aren't animals out here in the forest...where there's nothing to do..."

[VanessaMagick]

*During a freeroam battle/war:*

Cracking shot, good sir.

 

Literally heard this yesterday. Well, perhaps not literally, the exact wording was. "Good shot, chap."

[CrysisAverted]

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

 

"Unit 731 was doing the right thing"

[Giantsgiants]

Someone using words you'd hear in an AP English class. For example, words like "alliterative, cacophonic, etc".

[The_B1u3_Jay]

^^ Someone who complements your cars.

Edited September 4, 2015 by Awesom-0

[Lemoyne outlaw]

friendly people. i swear most of the time there is hardly anyone on a mic or if there is they cuss me out.

[Claptrap NL]

Some people go way to far in this thread.

 

OT:

• If we all report a hacker, he might get banned and we can play normal again.
• I don't want a money drop because I'm a fair person who don't need modded/hacked money from a n00b without skills.

[aManHasNoName]

Someone using words you'd hear in an AP English class. For example, words like "alliterative, cacophonic, etc".

Everything you hear through the speakers = cacophonic. .. Lol

[slimeball supreme]

"Wow, your mother seems like a nice person."

[Claptrap NL]

 

• ''Sorry''

 

[HelloMyNameIs...]

I admire your skill in that tank bro.

[Is this The Guy?]

"I did not have sex with your mother last night"

 

"let me read you a few scriptures from the bible"

[Shadowfennekin]

"Hey, I see no cars are spawning around here. Need a lift?"

[I.haigh]

"I'm a gamer gurl with big tits but I can't find any guys online to show them to, will you look at my tits for me?"

[Quarthon]

"I totally meant to run into the rear helicopter blades and waste everyone's time on the Prison Break finale."

[FFDP999]

"Rhino? Why no. I don't believe in an unfair fight."

[Schumy7]

Why did you shoot me..

[Mini Mew]

"Hello."

[Rewdalf]

"i love you"

I hear this any time there's a girl on mic.

 

Bonus points if it's someone foreign.

[Captain Sensib1e]

"Hey can you blast that music into the mic even louder? You have really good taste in music."

[DaGooseInDaHoose]

"I can't believe how racially sensitive this lobby is. Great job people!"

[mmm chocolate]

"wow, a rank 350...he must have got that legit."

[YirbyBond00Y]

Heard someone celebrating the Giants World Series Championship last October while playing the game....

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

"You totally sound of recommended age for playing"...

[Irish O'African]

"Nice automobile! Perhaps I can view it from afar and not stick my hand out the window and throw something at it?"

[iSaint9]

"Oh hey, nice little deathmatch we've had there! Shall we be friends now?"

Edited September 5, 2015 by zSaintX

[FireBallz21]

-"Ah, Sir, you are of African-American origin? How interesting!"

 

"Oh, so youre gay? Thats cool."

 

"I killed you enough times, lets be friends instead!"

 

"I really respect female gamers."

 

"Thats a very squeaky voice you have there, kid. Very soothing, I like it!"

 

"Wow, that deatchmatch really gave me 999999$ and 999999RP!"

 

"I found a player who is AFK, I will protect him so other players dont kill him!"

I actually do the last one...