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Things you never hear on open mic


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Parody of the other thread just for $#!+$ and giggles. What have you never heard on chat that would make you take notice?

 

*During a freeroam battle/war:*

Cracking shot, good sir.

 

You are a formidable opponent.

 

I'm sure all of the female members of your family are highly sophisticated and of the highest virtue.

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Retired Mafia

"i've never timed out!"

 

 

"can't remember the last time i saw a loading screen"

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A female voice

Thats because they can't speak without a group of 13-year old's, basement dweller's, and Dorito eating/MTN Dew drinking loser's hitting on them...

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-"Ah, Sir, you are of African-American origin? How interesting!"

"Oh, so youre gay? Thats cool."

"I killed you enough times, lets be friends instead!"

"I really respect female gamers."

"Thats a very squeaky voice you have there, kid. Very soothing, I like it!"

"Wow, that deathmatch really gave me 999999$ and 999999RP!"

 

"I found a player who is AFK, I will protect him so other players dont kill him!"

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A female voice

Thats because they can't speak without a group of 13-year old's, basement dweller's, and Dorito eating/MTN Dew drinking looser's hitting on them...

Lol it's fuggin ridiculous! My GT is Beauty Longsack and i get a ton of weirdness. I'm allways like, "the f*ck kinda girl would have a Longsack!?"

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"Hey i noticed you're honking beside me in a car, want to race or something?"

 

"Let's do some heists, anyone down?"

 

"Well I admire that you don't want to be bothered in passive mode, I wont run you over with my vehicle, promise"

 

"Good Game."

 

"Look at all these jets shooting down police choppers! good thing they're not gunning for me."

 

"Im bored of driving around in circles killing low ranks"

 

"No thanks, I don't want your glitch money"

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A female voice

Thats because they can't speak without a group of 13-year old's, basement dweller's, and Dorito eating/MTN Dew drinking loser's hitting on them...

Lol it's fuggin ridiculous! My GT is Beauty Longsack and i get a ton of weirdness. I'm allways like, "the f*ck kinda girl would have a Longsack!?"

 

They probably think you're a girl because they read the word "beauty".

 

TBH, I feel bad for them. You can't even play as a female character without some loser asking if you're a girl IRL, hitting on you, and white-knighting for you. I bet most female gamers play as a male character to aviod being hit on.

 

I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

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I know ive gotten a few messages asking if im a girl for playing as my female...

It's annoying as f*ck. I've had people try to hit on me, I'd turn on my mic and tell them to f*ck off. Then they'd try to turn it around and call me gay or somesh*t. I was doing a heist one day and this guy kept going on and on and on about how I shouldn't be using a female character if I'm a guy. -_-

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"I can't find the toilet paper."

I haven't heard that exactly but i did hear a guy say "Kid! Bring some more toilet paper!" to someone playing the game and i'm pretty sure it was the kid's father. lol.

 

OT: "Oh my god! I didn't mean to say [insert slur]!"

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How about a round of fisticuffs old chap? Guns and stickies are for pussies.

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Can you let the dog out, I think it needs to take a sh*t.

 

Hey mom, can you make me a grilled cheese and some tatter tots, please.

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Turn that Lil Wayne beat the f*ck up, we can't all hear it loud enough! :evilgrin:

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