What are some creative ways to troll a greedy host?

[TreFacTor]

 

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

When most of your crew mates are offline doing RL things you more like have to deal with these kind of people. Who else am I going to play with when my crew mates are not even online? As for hosting up heist... Sure I can do that, but only for my crew mates.

 

I do not trust randoms to do the entire setup heist.

you have other options and I'm certain better ways to waste time than disrupting heists for 5%. Its petty to deliberately waste Peoples time because of 5%. You may not see it that way but it is essentially just that. Petty.

[Fail_At_GTA]

I trolled this one group of people who called me "that f*cking retard who got off the bike" at the end of Pacific Standard by constantly swimming around the Dingy for 3 minutes, then pulling the driver out and beaching it. They weren't very happy, but I sure was, haha.

[NomadRider]

Depends on the job and your roll. Proper trolling requires doing something different every fail. 2/3 of the time someone else fails at least once before the finish. I've failed so many ways for so many asshats who wont pay my minimum 20% on hard fee. Less than that gets trolled. I've ridden my bicycles to the mission objectives because I cant buy gas at this pay rate, alternately I might drive my stock Ratloader and refuse to get in your super car. Refused to use weapons other than melee because you aren't paying enough for ammo. Driven to the wrong objective like going to the prison bus instead of getting the plane from the airport. Gone joy riding somewhere unrelated to the job. Went afk at a critical time. Died "accidentally" by self grenade, drowning, getting run over, suicide by cop, helicopter or plane or motorcycle crash. I have shot a chopper down on top of the velum when doing prison break everyone was getting in and all of the sudden the damaged plane caught fire, that one takes a touch of skill. Steal the gun truck on series A and drive off without a gunner or just refuse to let the gunner get anywhere near a decent shot. Take the dingy up to the lake on pac stand. Drive the Kuruma into the ocean. Lawn dart the plane on PB after losing the cops. Tell your team on Humane labs "I know a better way out" then run off refusing to go for the swim. The possibilities are endless. Have fun. You are after all trolling the troll. f*ck a greedy host. 20% minimum or fail every time!

[hotrats773]

I normally don't like trolling, I'll just leave except for one time. I got thrown into a random Fleeca finale and the host did a quick change to the cuts and started before I could go Not Ready. I was getting 5% or something goofy. I was the driller so when we got to the bank and I got the drill out, I set the controller down. Went out for a smoke, checked my mail, took a leak, made myself a coffee. All of that took maybe 10-15 minutes. I got back and the guy was still controlling the crowd but I think he was down to a pistol and a broken bottle, he wasted so much ammo. I blew myself up in the vault and sent him a message to never undercut people again.

[Dr Labuschagne]

Leave on the last second of the finale...

[jatiger13]

On Prison Break, I once went with the pilot to the airport. I was prisoner. He allowed me to get on the plane. (I think it was his 1st time playing that heist).

The leader, who was officer, was mad as hell when I never showed up at the bus.

I stayed in the plane until we eventually got blown up over Sandy Shores.

 

I always pay at least 20% when I'm a host. But then again, I'm a nice player. Not some greedy little bitch who tries their best to justify giving people lower cuts.

Edited September 2, 2015 by jatiger13

[CaptainMental]

I dont really troll hosts. But I've got fed up with hosts that sets the outfits to anything other than player saved outfits and then them and the others spend several minutes chosing what to wear. I usually say "Ready up or Im leaving".

 

Today, in Prison Heist setup it happened again. I told them to ready up two times, third time I said "Thats it, Im leaving" then they launched it. And I left as soon as I gained control over my character.

[LordRaijin]

I normally don't like trolling, I'll just leave except for one time. I got thrown into a random Fleeca finale and the host did a quick change to the cuts and started before I could go Not Ready. I was getting 5% or something goofy. I was the driller so when we got to the bank and I got the drill out, I set the controller down. Went out for a smoke, checked my mail, took a leak, made myself a coffee. All of that took maybe 10-15 minutes. I got back and the guy was still controlling the crowd but I think he was down to a pistol and a broken bottle, he wasted so much ammo. I blew myself up in the vault and sent him a message to never undercut people again.

 

I would of done that during the hacking phase.

[Mattoropael]

 

I normally don't like trolling, I'll just leave except for one time. I got thrown into a random Fleeca finale and the host did a quick change to the cuts and started before I could go Not Ready. I was getting 5% or something goofy. I was the driller so when we got to the bank and I got the drill out, I set the controller down. Went out for a smoke, checked my mail, took a leak, made myself a coffee. All of that took maybe 10-15 minutes. I got back and the guy was still controlling the crowd but I think he was down to a pistol and a broken bottle, he wasted so much ammo. I blew myself up in the vault and sent him a message to never undercut people again.

 

I would of done that during the hacking phase.

 

 

As I've mentioned on the first page as well, you'll lose out on the opportunity to make the guy waste his entire ammunition reserve.

[FireBallz21]

Well if you really have plenty of time. You could fail "accidentally" 2 or 3 times and on the last try do your job poorly and when the heist is almost over, at the last second leave, message them "what happened to your connection?". Did that once, hilarious messages started coming.

[KornbreadMaf1a]

Can somebody explain to me how 0% is better than 15%? I don't get the logic behind failing on purpose because you didn't get what you wanted. Honestly it doesn't make any sense. Instead of failing on purpose why not just take your cut then do another one? Do you really have that much spare time that you just waste it to prove a point then come on here and bitch about it?

 

If I get a host that tries to give me 10% I simply leave and find another one.

[CMGreger]

During PSJ

 

Stop at the cliff before the parachute jump.

Their tell your crew mates to stop.

Then run of the cliff while screaming LEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINS!!!!!!

 

Or when you are at the dinghy, start throwing grenades at the boat with your heist mates while singing "Take me out to the ball game"

[hotrats773]

Can somebody explain to me how 0% is better than 15%? I don't get the logic behind failing on purpose because you didn't get what you wanted. Honestly it doesn't make any sense. Instead of failing on purpose why not just take your cut then do another one? Do you really have that much spare time that you just waste it to prove a point then come on here and bitch about it?

 

If I get a host that tries to give me 10% I simply leave and find another one.

 

 

In my case, it wasn't an issue of "not getting" what I wanted" but the gall of someone trying to squeeze one in on me. Also, I had to really, really pee, check my mail and get a smoke. I killed two birds with one stone.

[Aznknight]

randoms or friends....we get equal cut if I host.

25 across the board.

 

The happier your crew, the more efficient they are.

It's all fake money anyways so get over it.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Seriously if not satisfied with the cur just leave.

If you are a random player to me, you wear a heavy utility vest and we finished when you do well....well im always searching for people to do heists with.

Killing youreself or doing stupid things only makes you look more randumb

 

You get my blessing to troll when someone jacks you out of a vehicle, the whole crew is insulting you or they quicky lower youre cut before starting

In first case thanks to a hint of someone on this forum....if that happens i either swim or walk to the objective not caring about any enemy npc shooting me.

 

If they are insulting me...i personaly let that go a bit, just waste as less ammo as posible and let other people do the dirthy job.

If its realy the whole crew everyone is gonna get killed as soon as we are in freeroam on top of that.

 

Messing with my cut i again waste as less efford as posible and kill myself over and over right when at the finish untill they get that its not gonna work.

 

If it is just the host being a dick and i see no proof the other participants know the host i just leave though

Edited December 27, 2015 by goldadderXD

[aaronBLUEeyes]

In relation to my post on the bitch and moan thread @ http://gtaforums.com/topic/681131-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/page-483?do=findComment&comment=1067930276

 

What are some creative and most effective ways to seriously troll a greedy host? Post some ideas

What do you define as greedy? Prob shouldn't play heists with randoms, the heist leader can give what ever cut they want.

[JackCarter]

I don't go to the first checkpoint, just drive around the map like a goof until somebody leaves

[Conici]

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LISTEN UP:

 

 

 

60/40 on the Flecca Job if you did not help at all with the heist setup and are not friends with the guy is perfectly acceptable! I would ready up instantly.

 

 

55/15/15/15 is just fine for the Pacific Standard if you did not help with at least TWO of the setup heist missions and are not over level 100 or have a KDR below 1.0. If I join a random heist and haven't helped out with ANY of the setups, I am very happy with 15%.

 

Lowering a percent to 10 for a jagoff who sucks and boosting the rate to 25 or higher for someone who you know won't die is also perfectly acceptable, especially if that person is a friend.

 

You should be happy to have someone invite you at all to a heist if you're not their friend and they're giving you a 15% cut. You're the one who is greedy.

 

What a joke.

 

 

 

If I'm hosting and some below 100 level tard sits there waiting while I have him on 15%... I TERMINATE THE SESSION BEFORE HE LEAVES AND NEVER INVITE HIM TO ANYTHING AGAIN, AND BOUNTY HIM THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.

 

 

 

ONLY FRIENDS, CREW MEMBERS, AND EXCELLENT PLAYERS ARE --- EVER --- WORTHY OF A --- GUARANTEED --- 20%.

 

And if you think 25% is a good deal, I think the host who gives that cut is either insane or is just trying to get the trophy. He's getting paid less than the heist crew if he gives that rate.

 

 

 

Nearly every one of the responses I have read from you jimmies is pathetic. Get a life, play the game, and make money. I'll report and kick all you whining, greedy little suckers.

 

Best way to troll???? Y'all are some chumps.

You are cancer

[Hunter]

Humane labs finale:

 

This one's simple. I just jumped out of the Valkyrie and splatted myself. Want to give me a chump's pay? Then you'll get a chump's job.

[FlamingPoo]

pacific standard finale: drive kuruma with heist crew to the hill you're supposed to jump off, then stop & empty personal vehicle

[aaronBLUEeyes]

You guys are f*cking morons and the reason why people hate playing with randoms.

 

Don't f*cking even play the heist if you don't like the cut.

 

15% is the standard for a reason it's fair. 20% is more than generous and 25% or more should not be done unless the heist leader is just trying to hook others up with extra cash.

 

Remember the heist leader pays set-up costs and earns nothing during set-up missions while the crew is earning about $26k for 4-5 missions.

[Mattoropael]

You guys are f*cking morons and the reason why people hate playing with randoms.

 

Don't f*cking even play the heist if you don't like the cut.

 

15% is the standard for a reason it's fair. 20% is more than generous and 25% or more should not be done unless the heist leader is just trying to hook others up with extra cash.

 

Remember the heist leader pays set-up costs and earns nothing during set-up missions while the crew is earning about $26k for 4-5 missions.

 

This thread is about the "how", not the "why". I regret replying to Blasterman for this exact reason - it's derailing the thread.

 

Go to that "why 15% is fair" train wreck if you're so interested in arguing about what cut is fair and what's not.

[jatiger13]

I sometimes ride my BMX out to the Valkyrie in the Humane Labs finale.

Usually, the other players are too dumb to kill themselves or cause I fail. So they just rage over the mics while I take my sweet time getting out there.

If they would cause a fail, we'd all restart out by the Valkyrie. But most people don't seem to know that hahaha.

 

 

I do this if the leader is a dick, but sometimes I just do that to be an asshole.

[Tha Saucier]

I was on my goof off account(rank 20 or so at the time), joined a pacific standard Hack with 3 players who were all in the same crew. Did Convoy and Bikes, one of the others and the host both failed on Bikes. I didn't cause a restart at all, so I think I earned at least some trust, and at least 15%. Host drops me to 0%, and sends me a message saying "ready up, you will get a million dollar bonus so don't worry about the cut."

 

I waited until we got all the way the dinghy, the driver followed the checkpoints so we had no wanted level, all the time in the world. We all got out of the Karuma and ran into the water. I swam under the boat to the other side and ran to the nice flat little dirt road and proceeded to pour gas on the ground, and shot it.

 

Now I bet every time he thinks about giving someone 0% he can just see me there on the side of the road, on fire, air thrusting away until I die.