What are some creative ways to troll a greedy host?

[Blasterman4EVER]

Blasterman4EVER,

 

I will only accept 60/40 on the Fleeca Job ONLY if I am the driver, and not the driller. It makes perfect sense for the driller to get a higher percentage because of that terrible mini game that they must play before completing the heist. If I'm the driller you better give me more than just 40 percent, especially if you're at the level of 20, and really want to unlock that armored car.

 

At such high level as I am now 55/15/15/15 is just unacceptable for the Pacific Standard. I'm going to take out my heavy duty weapons, and cause most maximum damage as I can when we exit out of the bank as the crowd controller because I want to protect the player who has all of the money at all cost. That's going to cost me an overwhelming amount of money to repurchase back. Don't you think that I deserve to have 20? I'm not asking for anything higher than that. I want to be compensated for the loss of ammo/snacks/armor, and to have a profit off of my hard work.

 

 

Well, yeah, somebody who has the rocket launcher is often worth 20%... but if his KDR is below 1 and he helped with no heists, 15% is really nothing at all to get mad about.

 

You're making over 300k in less than a half hour and you paid nothing up front and didn't have to do anything.

 

Help with the setups and you are worth 20.

[Chris Partlow]

I usually take 40% because I usually just invite friends, but I really can't stand that non-friends whine about me taking the standard 55%. Like I'm really depending on them; they're replaceable. It always seems to be the player who sucks the most who wants the extra %. LOL

[Dirty Burger]

When you're driving a heist vehicle/chopper that needs to be dropped at a waypoint, just take an extremely long time to park that thing.

 

For example on the Series A Funding make sure to take one of the trucks you have to deliver at the end, when you're nearly at the yellow waypoint, start reverse backing up extremely slow tapping the LT (for XB) very very slowly. I had some guys yelling at me on the mic while I was doing this because they gave me 5% even though I did 3 of their setups.

 

I went on the microphone and told them I am autistic and want the absolute most perfect parking job for this heist. They were sitting there for about 10 minutes watching me attempt to get the perfect parking spot. From time to time I would intentionally veer off to one side and say something like "god damn rocks getting in my way!!" acting as if I was really mad. After about 10 minutes of doing this I went on the microphone again and said "ahh sh*t I have to go sorry" and exited.

 

They gave me some pretty heated hate mail messages after that lol. Next time they shouldn't be greedy

Edited August 30, 2015 by Dirty Burger

[Darrel]

Shoot the bag of money just before you take the dinghy our to sea a before the yellow marker. uzi the sh*t out of it

 

That way the host can't quit in time and can't restart the finale so he is stuck with a big decrease in the final cut.

 

losing hundreds of thousands. And you still get some money also.

 

That's what I do when a host gives 10 percent. 10 percent is inexcusable. Under any circumstances. Fact

Edited August 30, 2015 by Darrel

[LordRaijin]

 

Blasterman4EVER,

 

I will only accept 60/40 on the Fleeca Job ONLY if I am the driver, and not the driller. It makes perfect sense for the driller to get a higher percentage because of that terrible mini game that they must play before completing the heist. If I'm the driller you better give me more than just 40 percent, especially if you're at the level of 20, and really want to unlock that armored car.

 

At such high level as I am now 55/15/15/15 is just unacceptable for the Pacific Standard. I'm going to take out my heavy duty weapons, and cause most maximum damage as I can when we exit out of the bank as the crowd controller because I want to protect the player who has all of the money at all cost. That's going to cost me an overwhelming amount of money to repurchase back. Don't you think that I deserve to have 20? I'm not asking for anything higher than that. I want to be compensated for the loss of ammo/snacks/armor, and to have a profit off of my hard work.

 

Well, yeah, somebody who has the rocket launcher is often worth 20%... but if his KDR is below 1 and he helped with no heists, 15% is really nothing at all to get mad about.

 

You're making over 300k in less than a half hour and you paid nothing up front and didn't have to do anything.

 

Help with the setups and you are worth 20.

 

 

What does your K/D ratio have to do with anything if you don't mind me asking? Mine is below 1 yet I can survive a mission, and get platinum.

[LordRaijin]

How I deal with rude hosts

 

 

So heres a little history about this setup. I wasn't able to back out of it on time because I used the phone to go on call for any available heist that is available.

 

 

 

Not only did the host put this mission on EASY but he seemed to have lack of humor. I guess getting his first armored car is serious business. I was fooling around with Lester, as I was forcing him to walk to the black SUV at his garment factory. Apparently the host didn't like it very much, and called me a noob. Yes that word that just set me the fudge off

 

I didn't intent to record this, but couldn't help it by deliberately trolling him midway through the mission.

Edited September 1, 2015 by LordRaijin

[Sky_Light12]

Insane Troll's trolling technique :

~ T20 : provoke the leader in order to having him firing the T20 , thus losing big cash on his bank account

~ sad trombone : get any supercar with this honk , annoy them with sad trombone

~ face shielding : get in front of them when they firing , they can't shoot . if they attempt to use explosives , it will blast right on their face

~ spamming smoke : threw teargas in front of them , it nullify the auto-aim

~ screen shaking : spam explosives when they're firing , this will disrupt their aiming

~ annoying phone call : phone up > contact > leader > call > hang up ( only if its connected/busy ) > repeat ( require mic )

~ AFK : as some members from this forum is seen complaining about " lazy-ass " in contact mission , it applies even for heist ( be advised to move camera to prevent getting kicked )

~ play-dumb : just simple ! pretend as if you were a newbie

~ canceled marker : immediately stop progressing to one objective

~ exposed to swiss-cheese : push them away from cover ( best using a vehicle )

~ GTFO out of my car ! : if leader gets in your PV . take him to mountain then push him to make him fall to his death

~ toygun : blind them with flaregun . this is very effective while they're on sniper scope , even more effective while leader wearing night vision . pink tint is even bigger problem

~ leave-stop : if they intend to get in your vehicle , hit the gas until short distance , they'll have to keep walk to your car

~ Bifuricated : if the heist involves " bladed " vehicle , you can use them as your advantage to kill leader

~ it was an accident ! v1 : this only apply if involves appearance of aircraft . for PB , ram the velum with police riot while humane , insurgent is better to shove the valkyrie to water

~ it was an accident ! v2 : use a PV that has big mass then ram the leader's car to static props that can cause their car get stuck , preventing them using it ( unless they're getting far enough )

~ taking a selfie : can't you see i'm busy here ?! i'm trying to take a selfie while robbing a bank then uploading it to snapmatic

~ deformation : use a PV that has big mass ( i.e kuruma , insurgent , dubsta , granger , etc ) , ram at least their tires to wheelock them . this is ineffective aganist vehicle like coquette classics , blackfin , roosevelt , JB700 , casco , etc ( due they're known to be sturdy construction )

~ Too slow : get a slow PV/street vehicle ( faggio is good one ) , intentionally get to the destination veery slow ! ( by giantsgiants )

~ ejection : if the leader is riding a bike , is he lucky to be escaped from your trolling grasp ? well ram him from his bike

Edited September 1, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[LordRaijin]

I've thought about getting a T20 for that exact reason, Sky_Light. I heard that the cost of the insurance is like something that came out of a horror movie.

[TreFacTor]

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

Edited September 1, 2015 by TreFacTor

[PatG]

I've thought about getting a T20 for that exact reason, Sky_Light. I heard that the cost of the insurance is like something that came out of a horror movie.

You don't pay for insurance during a heist (at least, that's the case on last gen. Not sure if it's any different on next gen.) I've driven my car into the water dozens of times and even destroyed my friend's pvs just because we end up doing that sort of stuff. Never had to pay for insurance.

[hornedturtle]

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

The only reason i don't host is because their are too many hosts already. Would you rather everyone host and be waiting in lobbies for hours, or give people a reason to join other peoples heists and pay the most even split?

 

I waste their time because they are trying to waste my time. I have issues with anyone who accepts less than 20%

[NBAKingzFan10]

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

By accepting the host's greedy proposition, the other two players are guilty by association. They're enabling the host into thinking they can get away with offering whatever douchy percentage they want while expecting people to eat it up willingly.

 

Trolling all 3 is the only way to ensure they all get the message. For the host, don't be greedy. For the other two "victims", don't be the host's little bitch.

 

It's like a labor strike. Cross the line as a scab and suffer the consequences. Except in real life that usually means being physically assaulted, so aren't you glad we're taking the high road and just wasting a bit of their time instead?

Edited September 1, 2015 by NBAKingzFan10

[TreFacTor]

 

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

By accepting the host's greedy proposition, the other two players are guilty by association. They're enabling the host into thinking they can get away with offering whatever douchy percentage they want while expecting people to eat it up willingly.

 

Trolling all 3 is the only way to ensure they all get the message. For the host, don't be greedy. For the other two "victims", don't be the host's little bitch.

 

It's like a labor strike. Cross the line as a scab, suffer the consequences. Except in real life that usually means being physically assaulted, so aren't you glad we're taking the high road and just wasting a bit of their time?

Your anology is self serving and waaaaay of course.

 

 

If one of your 4 children breaks a lamp do you punish all 4 or only the culprit.

Edited September 1, 2015 by TreFacTor

[da_illest101]

At the end of Pacific standard, right near the boat I sent a message to the host saying: this is for the 10% ( he gave everyone 15%, but as soon we pressed continue he only change me to 10% and think I wouldn't notice or something) and left. Didn't hear anything back from him though.

[HaRdSTyLe_83]

...................................................

 

 

LISTEN UP:

 

 

 

60/40 on the Flecca Job if you did not help at all with the heist setup and are not friends with the guy is perfectly acceptable! I would ready up instantly.

 

 

55/15/15/15 is just fine for the Pacific Standard if you did not help with at least TWO of the setup heist missions and are not over level 100 or have a KDR below 1.0. If I join a random heist and haven't helped out with ANY of the setups, I am very happy with 15%.

 

Lowering a percent to 10 for a jagoff who sucks and boosting the rate to 25 or higher for someone who you know won't die is also perfectly acceptable, especially if that person is a friend.

 

You should be happy to have someone invite you at all to a heist if you're not their friend and they're giving you a 15% cut. You're the one who is greedy.

 

What a joke.

 

 

 

If I'm hosting and some below 100 level tard sits there waiting while I have him on 15%... I TERMINATE THE SESSION BEFORE HE LEAVES AND NEVER INVITE HIM TO ANYTHING AGAIN, AND BOUNTY HIM THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.

 

 

 

ONLY FRIENDS, CREW MEMBERS, AND EXCELLENT PLAYERS ARE --- EVER --- WORTHY OF A --- GUARANTEED --- 20%.

 

And if you think 25% is a good deal, I think the host who gives that cut is either insane or is just trying to get the trophy. He's getting paid less than the heist crew if he gives that rate.

 

 

 

Nearly every one of the responses I have read from you jimmies is pathetic. Get a life, play the game, and make money. I'll report and kick all you whining, greedy little suckers.

 

Best way to troll???? Y'all are some chumps.

You dont know what your talking.. No 1 is more greedy then the hosts. Just hover over the crew for the finale and see how many were in the prep missions.. Why? They ditch the ppl that helped him so they can justify 15%

 

Its cuz of ppl like you that i stick with friends/crew for heists

[NBAKingzFan10]

 

 

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

By accepting the host's greedy proposition, the other two players are guilty by association. They're enabling the host into thinking they can get away with offering whatever douchy percentage they want while expecting people to eat it up willingly.

 

Trolling all 3 is the only way to ensure they all get the message. For the host, don't be greedy. For the other two "victims", don't be the host's little bitch.

 

It's like a labor strike. Cross the line as a scab, suffer the consequences. Except in real life that usually means being physically assaulted, so aren't you glad we're taking the high road and just wasting a bit of their time?

Your anology is self serving and waaaaay of course.

 

 

If one of your 4 children breaks a lamp do you punish all 4 or only the culprit.

If they encouraged the culprit into breaking the lamp, the same way the other players in a heist encourages the host into giving sh*tty percentages, then of course I punish all 4 of them. You cannot enable, or encourage, a despicable behavior and expect to get away scott free because you weren't the one whose behavior it was. If you help in encouraging, or concealing, something, then you are still indirectly responsible and culpable for any consequences you should incur. Edited September 1, 2015 by NBAKingzFan10

[TreFacTor]

 

 

 

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

By accepting the host's greedy proposition, the other two players are guilty by association. They're enabling the host into thinking they can get away with offering whatever douchy percentage they want while expecting people to eat it up willingly.

 

Trolling all 3 is the only way to ensure they all get the message. For the host, don't be greedy. For the other two "victims", don't be the host's little bitch.

 

It's like a labor strike. Cross the line as a scab, suffer the consequences. Except in real life that usually means being physically assaulted, so aren't you glad we're taking the high road and just wasting a bit of their time?

Your anology is self serving and waaaaay of course.

 

 

If one of your 4 children breaks a lamp do you punish all 4 or only the culprit.

If they encouraged the culprit into breaking the lamp, the same way the other players in a heist encourages the host into giving sh*tty percentages, then of course I punish all 4 of them. You cannot enable, or encourage, a despicable behavior and expect to get away scott free because you weren't the one whose behavior it was. If you help in encouraging, or concealing, something, then you are still indirectly responsible and culpable for any consequences you should incur.

 

 

You're injecting participation by the other members when only one is at fault.....self serving to support your opinion. Your logic circuits are damaged.

 

 

We have no need for further communication, you will just keep saying everyone's at fault for the actions of the host in which case it's a dead end conversation.

 

 

 

Be well.

Edited September 1, 2015 by TreFacTor

[Juicyfer]

You could try not being a dick and leaving the heist.

 

Oh boy, that really gets on my nerves.

[SaltyGTAFMember]

 

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

The only reason i don't host is because their are too many hosts already. Would you rather everyone host and be waiting in lobbies for hours, or give people a reason to join other peoples heists and pay the most even split?

 

I waste their time because they are trying to waste my time. I have issues with anyone who accepts less than 20%

 

More like you dont want to do set ups and wait for people

 

 

 

 

 

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

By accepting the host's greedy proposition, the other two players are guilty by association. They're enabling the host into thinking they can get away with offering whatever douchy percentage they want while expecting people to eat it up willingly.

 

Trolling all 3 is the only way to ensure they all get the message. For the host, don't be greedy. For the other two "victims", don't be the host's little bitch.

 

It's like a labor strike. Cross the line as a scab, suffer the consequences. Except in real life that usually means being physically assaulted, so aren't you glad we're taking the high road and just wasting a bit of their time?

Your anology is self serving and waaaaay of course.

 

 

If one of your 4 children breaks a lamp do you punish all 4 or only the culprit.

If they encouraged the culprit into breaking the lamp, the same way the other players in a heist encourages the host into giving sh*tty percentages, then of course I punish all 4 of them. You cannot enable, or encourage, a despicable behavior and expect to get away scott free because you weren't the one whose behavior it was. If you help in encouraging, or concealing, something, then you are still indirectly responsible and culpable for any consequences you should incur.

 

 

You're injecting participation by the other members when only one is at fault.....self serving to support your opinion. Your logic circuits are damaged.

 

 

We have no need for further communication, you will just keep saying everyone's at fault for the actions of the host in which case it's a dead end conversation.

 

 

 

Be well.

 

The same person that says I dont care what others are getting is none of my business, yet when he gets 15% then every ones at fault.

[Bonus Bertie]

Trolling a heist is for immature weirdos. I get that you might want some revenge on someone who f*cked you over in a videogame, I do. And they would normally deserve it fully....

 

But, as people have pointed out - there are two more people in the heist who you are causing issues for who have never done anything bad to you so why "punish" them?

 

Don't lower yourself to their levels, leave and go and take it out on some people in freeroam

[Sky_Light12]

But, as people have pointed out - there are two more people in the heist who you are causing issues for who have never done anything bad to you so why "punish" them?

teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry . they can change the cut below than 15% but they won't get away with it

i'm doing my best efforts and this is what i get , really ?

Edited September 1, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[Sentinel Driver]

Test their patience!

- Take 5 Minutes to pick an outift

- Walk to the locations you are needed to go (Unless time limit)

 

Fleeca

- As a Driver you should cruise around with the kuruma but DO NOT go to the bank

- As a hacker you should take an eternity to hack/drill.

 

Prisonbreak

- As a Prisoner/Officer don't get in the prison bus

- As a pilot refuse to land the plane. Test how long can the ground team last vs the police

- As demolition don't land the buzzard

 

Humane Labs

- Refuse to get in the valkyrie (Any role)

- Refuse to jump out of the chopper (Ground team)

- Don't pick up the ground team (Pilot)

 

Series A

- Refuse to deliver a vehicle

 

Pacific

- Refuse to arrive at the bank

- Refuse to open the doors (Demolition)

- Refuse to hack (hacker)'

- Refuse to get in the Dinghy

[MaddenedGhost]

On 8/29/2015 at 10:39 PM, Fozzie_420 said:

On last gen there is a glitch you can do before joining a set up or finale, you get paid no matter what and it's always a fat multiplier. I joined a random invite to Pac Standard that happened to be the finale just to test the glitch.

I was gonna do everything like a good teammate until I saw myself and another guy at 10% so got through the bank part, cleared a few cops and ran to the alley and as they were makin their way down the alley I stood there and let the cops blast me as they enter the alley.

Failed.

It comes up on the screen I got $288k just for trolling a greedy host and I left after for the lulz

 

the creator glitch, it was a crazy glitch, Lose= get paid decently/ win= get paid awesomely, it got a hotfix now anyway.

 

OP: I'll leave before the heist start if I were you, since I won't get paid enough even if we did it successfully then I won't waste my time doing it at all.

Edited March 6 by The_Ghost

[Shadowfennekin]

Refuse to use the good guns, using only a pistol throughout the thing.

 

Selecting a BMX and slowly head for the goal(Only works on PB and Humane Labs)

[TCA]

Get to the end first destroy the boat then leave.

[ByePolar]

If I don't like the payout on any heist finale, I quit as soon as I can. I'm not going to waste my time or others screwing around.

[normanself]

Low cut usually ends with a very long wait for the host to find some other schmuck to accept (which in itself means that the host needs to find two people at least)

 

Although if I do 'accept' then I'll do the smallest amount possible, even nothing. Money doesn't matter so much to me now, but you get what you 'pay for'

 

As host, it's ALWAYS 40/20/20/20 for the sake of my sanity.

[LordRaijin]

You know you don't HAVE to play with those people right...but hey f*ck it. Why take the high road when you can be even more of a dick than a greedy host. Waste EVERYONES time instead of just hosting yourself...yup just f*ck it up for everyone because you have an issue with one person.

 

 

 

 

 

Maturity though right...who needs it.

When most of your crew mates are offline doing RL things you more like have to deal with these kind of people. Who else am I going to play with when my crew mates are not even online? As for hosting up heist... Sure I can do that, but only for my crew mates.

 

I do not trust randoms to do the entire setup heist.

[A Paradox from 94]

Complete the heist on the first try and show him that being greedy because you think random people can't hold their own is an archaic way of thinking. (But true.)

[DaPopeLP]

On last gen there is a glitch you can do before joining a set up or finale, you get paid no matter what and it's always a fat multiplier. I joined a random invite to Pac Standard that happened to be the finale just to test the glitch.

I was gonna do everything like a good teammate until I saw myself and another guy at 10% so got through the bank part, cleared a few cops and ran to the alley and as they were makin their way down the alley I stood there and let the cops blast me as they enter the alley.

Failed.

It comes up on the screen I got $288k just for trolling a greedy host and I left after for the lulz

Im gonna need more info for science...