The Unofficial I Love Karen Daniels Thread

[Agent 14]

17 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

Not only that, but you quoted the entire f*cking thing. 

I'm no internet savy if I knew how to make it shorter I would've lol

17 hours ago, saintsrow said:

 

This will make more sense, have more context, if you start at the beginning 

 

First post by OP

 

Beginning of the Karen saga in this thread

 

The Karen saga, "A Life of Danger," in the Writers' Discussion Forum

 

 

 

I'm not reading all that lmao it was already a total drag scrolling through that one post but thank you.

[saintsrow]

3 hours ago, Agent 14 said:

I'm no internet savy if I knew how to make it shorter I would've lol

I'm not reading all that lmao it was already a total drag scrolling through that one post but thank you.

Totally understand and appreciate this.  It's a hell of a slog - the whole thread, and the Karen saga.

 

Thanks for reading though the chapter.  I agree that these recent chapters are tedious. 

 

Only thing I will say is, the first chapter (same link as above) is a bit more fun, and in the spirit of the thread.  

 

 

[saintsrow]

On 5/26/2019 at 12:44 PM, Polynoid said:

You don't walk alone.

 

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@Polynoid  Here is your chance for greatness:  Snapmatic Contest / Theme: Erotica/Sexy   Or if not greatness, at least 10 bucks 

 

 

 

[Kiyone_Alien_Cop]

On 5/26/2019 at 4:44 PM, Polynoid said:

You don't walk alone.

 

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Link of the Karen Mod?

[Philphuge]

I'm doing a Karen Daniels story for those who enjoy reading about our online characters doing the do.

 

-My character name is Phil Phuge & he's a a 21yr old male WHO is a pr0nstar turned mayor.-

 

The day is Monday January 1, 2011. Karen has flown in from LC. She hears mayor "phil phuge" is back in town and his name surrounds controversy. Karen immediately gets mayor phil number from his publicist. Karen texts Phil "hey phil its fib Karen wanna meet and so I can be introduced to the city? Xoxo " Phil immediately responds "YES" to her text. Karen replies "where?" Phil says "lets meet at burger shot lol no paparazzi" Karen response is immediately "YES"

 

Phil enters the fast food joint, Karen has a table waiting. Karen sees phil and says "oh my you're taller in person!!!!!!" Phil says " yes I'm a former pr0nstar I have to be big" 

 

Karen & Phil discussion goes from lawyers to police to social justice to what Phil's house looks like. Phil invites Karen to his place for a "drink" Karen agrees.

 

It is now 9:00pm on a Monday night, Karen can't drive home because she is tipsy. Phil says "Karen, you wanna sleep in for the night? There's plenty of room under the covers no need for pajamas" Karen says "f*ck yea phil phuge" Phil's Johnson gets happy (uh oh) Phil and Karen both share the same bed until about 7AM. Karen wakes up laying on Phil's chest, phil says "Karen, did we?" Karen says "No, the orbital cannon was watching us!" Phil gets scared.

 

Karen says "dont worry it won't launch" but then....... They hear a knock on the door. Phil gets out of bed and runs to the door. 

 

Phil opens the door

 

It's Steve Haines,Agent 24, and Martin come for a gangbang. Phil says "what?" Steven Haines responds "last night Karen & you signed a sextape contract, you both agreed for it to happen this morning" 

 

Phil gets anxious

Phil gets hard

 

Karen sees phil masterbedroom door open, its phil & the three men naked and hard ready to plow sweet Karen.

 

 

Stay tuned for part 2

 

 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

Oh dear.

[IceDree]

[Kernel]

what the actual living f*ck did i stumble upon

[FrugalDangerMan]

6 hours ago, Kernel said:

what the actual living f*ck did i stumble upon

Only the best thing since sliced bread.

 

I suggest you search out her feet pictures. It will change you, I guarantee it. 

[Kernel]

9 hours ago, PNutterSammich said:

Only the best thing since sliced bread.

 

I suggest you search out her feet pictures. It will change you, I guarantee it. 

Thaaaanks, but I think I'm good.

[Taterman]

9 hours ago, PNutterSammich said:

Only the best thing since sliced bread.

 

I suggest you search out her feet pictures. It will change you, I guarantee it. 

Links? 

 

[Lance Mayhem]

18 hours ago, PNutterSammich said:

Only the best thing since sliced bread.

 

 

 I would have questioned this statement, but, given your forum username, I will concede that sliced bread is also good (despite not having breasts*). 

 

 

 

 

 

*usually 

18 hours ago, PNutterSammich said:

 

 

Edited July 1, 2019 by Lance Mayhem
Showed up twice in my post, and now I can't remove the second appearance of the quote. I lose at the internet.

[FrugalDangerMan]

4 hours ago, Lance Mayhem said:

I lose at the internet.

http://lance.mayhem.winstheinter.net

[Lance Mayhem]

Aw, thanks!  It's a beautiful trophy. 

 

 

 

https://photos.app.goo.gl/gz6XmASz6ZRXUjyB9

 

 

 

...I wonder where I'll put it. 

 

 

[IsekaiExpress]

On 7/1/2019 at 11:23 AM, Taterman said:

Links? 

 

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[theNGclan]

I want Karen to smother me with her ass affection

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Karen took the f*cking kids.

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[Philphuge]

On 5/11/2018 at 7:29 PM, PeterParkerHUMANSPIDER said:

 

 

 

 

These images will motivate my beginning novel of Karen story

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

[Standard Deluxe 59]

I always thought this thread was a little on the strange side. But holy crap, the strangeness meter went from like 7/10 to 23/10 with those recent, um I guess that guy's recent fantasies. 

[SinisterRaccoon]

She a snacc. 

What tf did I just walk in on? 

[Ryhan'ZFX]

On 5/23/2019 at 12:40 AM, Polynoid said:

When you want to have something done, you have to do it yourself.

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f*cking hell bruh! that's hot! while i wait for the ''SFM'' to finish,  i need the link of whatever that wonderful mod or edit that makes Karen more desirable, pls i need it!

[repl0id]

next dlc speculation thread brought me here, and im glad it did.

 

***unzips***

[wester33]

 

[eejyool]

Why is a post about Karen f*cking Daniels 32 pages long explain gtaforums

[Lance Mayhem]

5 hours ago, LodwigRedemption said:

Why is a post about Karen f*cking Daniels 32 pages long explain gtaforums

 

Well, if posts asking 'why?' weren't included, it might be a bit shorter. 

 

Just saying. 

[saintsrow]

On 7/12/2019 at 2:53 PM, LodwigRedemption said:

Why is a post about Karen f*cking Daniels 32 pages long explain gtaforums

If you have to ask, you're never going to love dear Karen like we do... 

 

[Zello]

V Karen is ugly.

 

IV Karen was hot back when she was younger.

Edited July 15, 2019 by Zello

[saintsrow]

22 hours ago, Zello said:

V Karen is ugly.

 

IV Karen was hot back when she was younger.

This, I have to admit, is true.  

 

Ignoring the graphics progress, Rockstar aged Karen in terms of facial shape and features, in a way which mostly didn't do her any favors.  WTF were they thinking??!!  They used their judgment in the way they created the older Karen model ( "Soccer mom" and "I want to speak to the manager."), and I don't agree with most of it, except the beautifully matured curves and the melons   . 

 

The hairstyle is no gift, either .  GTAV Karen looks like a younger Amy Klobuchar, and that's not a good thing, at all..  Besides, face it guys, we're hardwired so that the younger version of a woman is often more attractive than the older version, in reality.  That's not a limitation in the virtual world, but unfortunately, Rockstar didn't see it that way  GRRRR!!!  

 

My love for our dear Karen is not blind.  I acknowledge that Rockstar did Karen a  terrible graphical injustice in GTAV.  However ... they made Karen BADASS, and that is what matters.  The script, and the voice acting, and her potential as a character, is what  captured my heart  .