The Gardener Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Recently, I got drunk and had this childish debate with some friends. Basically, if you pit 10 players from the worlds most popular ball/puck sports (otherwise judo/mma and boxing would just stomp), all armed with there sport specific tools and garments, which sports would prove the greatest. There are too many sports out there that are either just too unpopular or lack combative prowess such as handball or bowls that I'm only going to include the popular sports. Feel free to add any sport you like and create your own list. Just meant for childish fun, don't get too serious. 10. Soccer: Players are generally average sized, many of them even being diminutive. They lack any equipment bar cleats on their boots and shin pads. 9. Basketball: Generally tall and strong, but lack any equipment. 8. Golf: Hardly considered athletes, but can be tough individuals and they're armed with golf clubs. 7. Tennis: Players generally have a good upper body and are agile. Armed with a tennis racket. 6. Rugby: Players are very similar to football players, if anything slightly stronger and tougher. No armour bar gum shields and a padded helmet. 5. Football: Players are considered incredible athletes, tall, strong and fast. Protected by their padding, shoulder pads and helmet. 4. Cricket: Players are of an average build. Armed with a heavy-duty cricket bat and a helmet. 3. Baseball: Players can be strong and fast. Armed with a helmet and baseball bat. 2. Hurling: Players are generally slightly crazy. Armed with a hurl and a helmet. 1. Ice Hockey: Players are generally crazy as f*ck. Have good hand to hand skills, even though they'd be armed with a hockey stick. Also armed in their armor, including shoulder pads and helmets. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/811105-the-ultimate-sports-death-match/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 when I saw this thread I thought you were going to suggest that we take all of our death-row inmates and pit them against each other for our entertainment in a modern-day-Gladitator deathmatch which will be shown live on Pay Per View. color me disappointed. craigdyid, Goldie-, Zello and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/811105-the-ultimate-sports-death-match/#findComment-1067801502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Anna Kournikova Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I think you were High or Still drunk when you created this topic. The Gardener and Ari Gold 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/811105-the-ultimate-sports-death-match/#findComment-1067810966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zello Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) when I saw this thread I thought you were going to suggest that we take all of our death-row inmates and pit them against each other for our entertainment in a modern-day-Gladitator deathmatch which will be shown live on Pay Per View. color me disappointed. Sunday Sunday Sunday! This holiday weekend prepare to see BLOOD! as Ricky the serial killer and two other men on death row fight to the death! Live from the State prison! Featuring all your favorite inmates Ronald Mcdonald, Pablo Murder, and The Hamburglar! Tickets are $10 kids come in free! Edited July 28, 2015 by Zello Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/811105-the-ultimate-sports-death-match/#findComment-1067811014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigdyid Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 (edited) For me hurling players would win. Now days they have to wear helmets but most of the players will have grown up playing it without where you take nasty knocks. I don't understand how American football is fith in your list though, especially above Rugby. I don't know much about it but if you're playing wearing tons and tons of pads against the men then going home and showing your wife how tough you are with a few punches (or gun shots) then you're probably just a pussy. Aussie Rules football DEFIANTLY deserves a shout out as well. Edited July 30, 2015 by craigdyid Ari Gold 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/811105-the-ultimate-sports-death-match/#findComment-1067818206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Golfers of course. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/811105-the-ultimate-sports-death-match/#findComment-1067820527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie- Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Rugby players don't wear pussy 'armor' that makes them look bigger. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/811105-the-ultimate-sports-death-match/#findComment-1068002458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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