The gasp n praise thread

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

When you get that lucky long shot! Partly because of BST I guess meh

 

[Faggio S]

The main one is that my average selling price is *still* above 100K.

 

Wow 50 mil. Here I'm sitting at 23 mil from vehicle cargo sales thinking that was high.

 

About the average price, is that because you sold an insane number of cars during the payout buff weekend or is there something else to it ?

[Chunkey_Monkey]

When you complete Criminal Mastermind Challenge

[Gridl0k]

About the average price, is that because you sold an insane number of cars during the payout buff weekend or is there something else to it ?

 

That, plus I think it's revenue not profit so the 20K is also in there. And there was 2 weeks with a 25% bump as well iirc.

Edited March 21, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Solid Scorpion]

When you crash your heli into Martin's house at the end of a mission, explode and think you've failed

but somehow you haven't.

[Gridl0k]

^ Same goes for not opening your chute

[CrysisAverted]

When I claim victory easily and reap some great rewards all thanks to a host with enough sense to set it to non-contact

 

[A.Nothingman]

Got the 'we are tracking you as a possible cheater...' warning from Rockstar after having a team of 4 french tryhards reporting me repeatedly and calling me 'modeur'. All of that cause I was trying to do the time trial when they tried to jump on me and they couldnt hit me. The 'tough guys' never realized it and then I started mocking them using the time trial respawn feature and whatever. They were looking like fools going desperately from on end of the map to the other, using jets, going ghost etc. My phone was also on fire with all the 'not so friendly' messages and I was fckn enjoying every second of it.

[Happy Hunter]

Can now smack people with the Mallard again (without worrying about homing launchers) :

 

 

[Xiled]

Some good old fashioned player kills with a plane itself. Back when a vehicle was the best weapon in GTA lol. Use to be effective before they went full stupid and allow players to autoaim onto you inside vehicles.

[SHADOW OPS]

Jet no more...

 

https://youtu.be/PswY79fMaFE

[DeXiovi]

Since I'm a huge baby when it comes to killing other people, I'm pretty damn happy when I manage to kill someone who is chasing my ass, especially when they are visibly better than me.

[Great Britain]

When the guy behind you in a Ruiner 2k tries to jump over you in a race but you jump at the same time, hitting him with your roof and rendering him immobile and trashed.

[JesusFR33K]

When you share your Faith with someone in the game chat, and they accept Jesus as Lord n Savior. Also when ppl try to blow you up while you're in passive, but they end up blowing themselves up in the process instead lol.

[Konata Inoue]

$50m legit, while having tons of fun in freeroam. GG R* (srsly)

 

 

 

 

 

 

The %ages are sh*t because idgaf, and give a lot of cars away. The main one is that my average selling price is *still* above 100K.

 

How frequent do you sell vehicles / How often do you play? I need your strategy!

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Surprisingly, GTA V is a good source for ambiance/ASMR videos.

 

 

Not the type of ASMR I listen to and/or watch but I agree

[theNGclan]

When you share your Faith with someone in the game chat, and they accept Jesus as Lord n Savior. Also when ppl try to blow you up while you're in passive, but they end up blowing themselves up in the process instead lol.

Is it really necessary to bring religion into such things? The spouting of any religious view, theistic or atheistic is just cringey at best. Religion is like a penis: it's cool and all if you have one, but most people don't wanna see it constantly - let alone have it shoved down their throats.

 

Anyhow, the second half of your post is relatable. Great stuff.

[Gridl0k]

 

$50m legit, while having tons of fun in freeroam. GG R* (srsly)

 

 

 

 

 

 

The %ages are sh*t because idgaf, and give a lot of cars away. The main one is that my average selling price is *still* above 100K.

 

How frequent do you sell vehicles / How often do you play? I need your strategy!

 

 

If I'm playing I'm selling a Top Range car every 20m or so, and replenishing as needed. That's about it. I figure on a million per 3 or 4 hour session. Throw in bounty claims, NPC car sales, freeroam challenges, other people's VIP work etc and it soon adds up. Plus double $ stunt races = 40-70K per race.

 

Always be earning.

Edited March 23, 2017 by Gridl0k

[ciel]

 

When you share your Faith with someone in the game chat, and they accept Jesus as Lord n Savior. Also when ppl try to blow you up while you're in passive, but they end up blowing themselves up in the process instead lol.

Is it really necessary to bring religion into such things? The spouting of any religious view, theistic or atheistic is just cringey at best. Religion is like a penis: it's cool and all if you have one, but most people don't wanna see it constantly - let alone have it shoved down their throats.

 

Anyhow, the second half of your post is relatable. Great stuff.

 

 

What's so bad about two people bonding over common interest? Even if it is religion, as long they're not bothering anyone else. You don't have to talk just about gaming in an online game you know.. but that is your opinion of course.

 

OT: *gasp* I'm almost half way to 700

Edited March 23, 2017 by XXI

[SHADOW OPS]

 

 

When you share your Faith with someone in the game chat, and they accept Jesus as Lord n Savior. Also when ppl try to blow you up while you're in passive, but they end up blowing themselves up in the process instead lol.

Is it really necessary to bring religion into such things? The spouting of any religious view, theistic or atheistic is just cringey at best. Religion is like a penis: it's cool and all if you have one, but most people don't wanna see it constantly - let alone have it shoved down their throats.

 

Anyhow, the second half of your post is relatable. Great stuff.

 

What's so bad about two people bonding over common interest? Even if it is religion, as long they're not bothering anyone else. You don't have to talk just about gaming in an online game you know.. but that is your opinion of course.

 

OT: *gasp* I'm almost half way to 700

Do you really believe someone bonded over something like that in GTAO?

 

200 days online it's either I am so high I cannot function or if you roll up on me I l'll blast ya you feel me?

[R3CON]

So I'm whipping around the city, speeding in the rain, when I randomly decide to blow up a random's Nero Custom parked outside the Discount Clothing store in South LS.

Apparently Criminal Damage was going on and that one grenade throw single-handedly landed me in second place.

 

I didn't win, 40 secs left, didn't close the gap. But I previously hadn't taken personal vehicles into account at all.

It's so crazy how much you can get back from destroying them.

Will try destroying PVs more next time this event comes around instead of hanging around freeways.

[TheFroggmann]

I love how wonderfully durable my male character is:

 

 

 

[Nacho Z]

Lovely little bounce off the back wheel ^

 

On the flip side sometimes gently banging your head while helplessly flopping down a mild incline will kill you outright.

[TheFroggmann]

Lovely little bounce off the back wheel ^

 

On the flip side sometimes gently banging your head while helplessly flopping down a mild incline will kill you outright.

 

Yea, tried that...

 

 

[Nacho Z]

Makes quite a difference doesn't it, I'll bear it in mind next time I'm stuck on Chiliad.

[No Use For A Name]

THE SANDY SHORES AIRFIELD GANG ATTACK LOCATION IS GONE!

 

About f*cking time!

[whywontyoulisten]

THE SANDY SHORES AIRFIELD GANG ATTACK LOCATION IS GONE!

 

About f*cking time!

No more free Cubans then.

[Lurkz]

I really love the graphics in the game.. Sometimes it looks too real..

[deadx23]

I lik the pretty coluours

[~Tiger~]

I really love the graphics in the game.. Sometimes it looks too real..

 

 

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