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FranklinsIron

Hey, you're my dude right?

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Thelema93

" You still owe me a drink"

 

I don't owe you sh*t, mate.

Edited by Thelema93

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Lester-The-Molester

"You don't remember? We had sex in your car last night."

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xXRobbie98Xx

"I still haven't heard back from Burger Shot"

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ZayTrapz

"What text? The one where I sent you a picture of my big titty, like you said!"

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Stoney0503

"You're mah dude, right?" - You've got a lot of dudes.

 

"f*ck ME IN DE ASS!" - No thank you.

 

"WE'RE ALL gOing to HElllll..." - Keep saying that dialouge and you will.

 

"I'm moving to Vice city" - When I jack someone, trust me, I want to move to Vice city too but I don't say it out loud (not when I'm being jacked).

 

(This one is only spoken by Lost MC members)

"sh*t! THEY GOT CHARLIE!" - Lost MC, where 95% of their dead members are called Charlie, rest is Johnny and other slightly relevent plot goons.

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Average white guy

"You're a dick without a dick"

 

"Government stooge"

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Johnny Spaz

CHEESY VAGINAS...oh wait

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RolandHUE

Sometimes when i shoot Vagos: 'NECESSITAMOS DE AYUJA'

 

Or the famous sheriff speech: 'Stop the vehiclu now'

 

I'm f*cking marine

 

Die f*cker! Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!

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Thelema93

Struggling pain, struggling pain.. evil saints in my brain.

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DiscoPanda

"Woooooaaaw!"

"Puta madre!"

"You're kidding?!"

"You f*ckaaaa"

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BlackHeartedGovernor

Is this thread even goin' anywhere, just turned into quotin' every NPC now.

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AzelfandQuilava

"Mah lord 'n savior!"

 

"f*ck ME!"

 

*mad crying noise*

 

"Woooaaah"

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bitsandpieces

I ain't your dude, dude! :miranda:

 

I'm her dude only :inlove: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :alien:

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FranklinsIron

Is this thread even goin' anywhere, just turned into quotin' every NPC now.

Intent of this thread.

 

Quotes obviously people don't like of NPC's.

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BlackHeartedGovernor

 

Is this thread even goin' anywhere, just turned into quotin' every NPC now.

Intent of this thread.

 

Quotes obviously people don't like of NPC's.

Just seems as if it is past its time if you get me. Eventually people will start postin' content which has already been posted. It is a bit of a pain in the ass because that I commented on it it keeps reappearing in the "My Content" page and as far as I know I can't get rid of my post in here.

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st3fanhd

SUUCK MYY LEAAAAAD!!! -Mendoza, Professional Gang Member

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motive8

"Do you WANT me to call the law on you?" As soon as she pulls out the cell phone she gets knocked the f*ck out.

 

When im running 120mph with half the cops in San Andreas on my ass "take the keys out of the ignition!!" LOL :lol:

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ZayTrapz

"Oh, did I f*ck you up, ese, huh ? huh ? did I ?"

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Thelema93

How about I call the little piggys.

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CarlitoDorito

'You wanna know, It rhymes with shunt'

 

'She's young, talented and eats a mean pussy'

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joe1606

Dipsh*t. You hear that ? Dipsh*t !

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gunziness

A bit off-topic but yesterday when I was exploring the vineyards with F I heard a mexican women by the crops talking to her daugher on the phone in spanish. The conversation was about her being in work and asking her daugher if she did the homework. And that when she arrives home she would cook something nice for her, or something along those lines.

The point is that the conversation was so natural, so human. No jokes, no funny dialogue, just like a real conversation between a mother a her daugher. For those couple of seconds it didnt feel like playing GTA V, but another RPG game. It feel weird but cool at the same time!

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CarlitoDorito

There's many more phone conversations that are more real, not a joke or anything silly too.

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gunziness

^ Yeah i heard you, that one somehow stood up from the rest for me, probably because it was in spanish which is my native language! :)

 

Also when you go to some 'enemy' gang territory as F, you can hear things like 'you dont belong here, f*ck off' or things like that. Even though they are not staring at you when they say it, or are across the street, are they supposed to say that to you or its one of random things they just say? It mostly works when you are in a car too.

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Predator

f*ckYOU

Edited by Predator

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franklinrocksdude

 

"Oh my f*ck!"

 

"I'm gonna kill yoooooouu!"

 

"I'm a f*cking marine!"

 

"Heeeere I coooome!"

 

"You motherf*cking c*cks*cker!"

 

"I like your car!"

 

"Whatever." or "Whatevs."

 

The pedestrians in this game are so annoying, always insulting you for nothing, screaming, saying the same repetitive sentences... I totally agree with Trevor when he said "Los Santos, the city of sh*theads!"

Pretty accurate to real LA, eh ;)?Pretty accurate to real Canada, EH ;)?

 

OT:

"f*ck me in the ass!" and "Nice car!" :(

Edited by franklinrocksdude

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Thelema93

"ha ha your mums a whore"

 

some random homeless chick just randomly said that to me when I walked past her... and I was playing as Trevor.. so you can probably guess what happened to her next

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The Ghost 206

You was on midget fu*kers 22 i knew it.....that has to be the most annoying thing i hear constantly in the game

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Eser1985

''Chester is down!"

 

Survival and gang attacks with rednecks..

Edited by EPMD7

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whorse

I made a riot mod that makes all peds fight eachother, and in all the time I spent testing it I probably heard every line that every ped can say. There are a few extremely rare lines that you almost never hear in the game normally (mostly taunts, because the peds who say them always run from fights), like one of the taunts that the generic ritzy golfer chick says when in a fight is "Suck my clit!", seriously.

 

Anyway I seriously get irritated when I hear that greasy Mexican voice (the taxi driver voice) as well as the (equally greasy and Mexican) ambulance driver's voice. They say "Pinche" before every god damn line, I just am compelled to turn around and murder them on the spot when I hear "PINCHE pendejo!" or "PINCHE x!" or whatever other variation.

I hate all the ambulance drivers, except the black guy. So I guess that means I hate 2/3rds of them because there are only 3 different ones

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