You know you have played too much GTA online _______ when...

[FlourescentBlack]

...Racing when you are looking for checkpoints in free roam.

 

 

 

 

 

[Is this The Guy?]

You leave your house to go to the grocery store and you check to make sure you don't have a bounty on you

[TarHeelJohn]

It takes every ounce of willpower you have to not run over the guys on bicycles you pass on the road in real life.

[CarimboHanky]

when you're surprised when a cop stops you and give you ticket instead of shooting you!

 

 

 

this apply to real life

 

[JesusFR33K]

When you start calling cars irl by the name of their gta counterpart.

[ChicagoCubs2188]

When you see a Range Rover and you want steal their car and sell it to the closest mechanic.

[Tre-Von]

you go to the airport (IRL) to fly a plane

[Triton460]

When you see a Range Rover and you want steal their car and sell it to the closest mechanic.

[Is this The Guy?]

When your wife comes home one day and hears weird noises coming from your bedroom and she thinks you're cheating on her. When in fact you are just playing gtao.... naked.

[Quinn_flower]

when you know every line of the ai in missions and heist

[paperbagdude]

You have been able to set up the perfect terrorist attack inside your head with preperation and escape route in place.

 

Oh boy, I'm a criminal mastermind.

[Rafae]

When you start calling cars irl by the name of their gta counterpart.

Haha this!!!

 

Just happened to me a few days ago, saw a pristine white colored Evo X and yelled out "Kuruma!"

[Chloroform]

When you beep at passing cars to let them know you're friendly.

[Jawz_cod]

When you're wondering if you should put your KD on your resume. (Thanks Jimmy for the idea)

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

When you're away from your car and you want to call up a mechanic to bring you your car.

[Member's Only]

When you start calling cars irl by the name of their gta counterpart.

 

 

The good ol' days when the Kuruma was actually a Sebring. We will never get them back.

Edited July 20, 2015 by GradeA-Hole

[flyboy7]

Thinking i have a high end apartment in Los Angeles.

[Sasuke Uzumaki]

When you find out you can't carry 40 weapons in your ass.

[Fussyfez]

Driving around yesterday looking at buildings with flat walls and no lip at the top thinking 'I could do the bmx up wall glitch there'.

[Honch777]

When I see a Real police chase on the news and judge the guy for not being able to lose his wanted level.

[Randy93]

When you try to destroy your car in real life and call insurance.

[livejoker]

Do the thrusting animation behind people to start a f*ck-train and realizing that no one else plays GTA:O and you're actually here to see your grandpa.

Check your bank account and wonder why it's empty. Did R* take my money?

Walk into your own garage and imagine which order your cars would look best in.

Find yourself in a parking lot with three other guys and you run with one of them to his car and hop in, telling him to follow the waypoint.

You lock your car doors to someone you don't know, saying it's only set to friends and crew.

These threads are always enjoyable. Nice one, OP.

[crack1king]

When u get the please return to gtav message

[The First Hunter]

When u start a thread just about it!

 

Just kidding!

When u you're going to your nearest military base to steal a Fighter

[muddeprived]

...you are bored of it.

[LieutenantLoserz]

When you have to resist the urge to rob your local 7/11

[Chloroform]

When you take out your Jerry can and pour gas over someone's car and try to light the gas on fire with your exhaust.

Edited July 20, 2015 by Chloroform

[MayoChiki]

I want to kill a prostitute to duplicate my car.

[Vaymasters]

I saw a Range Rover just yesterday and my first thought was to jack it.

[CrysisAverted]

when you are walking home irl and worry that the cars passing by will run you over for no reason