What if GTAO Glitches are an Inside Job?

[rockstarfanboy1987]

What if Rockstar programmed them on purpose?

I mean isn't it obvious that we have something like this:

 

The Hooker Glitch, the Kuruma glitch on heist finale.

 

All these glitches fit so well into the game that you might think they are coded on purpose!

Glitching is a huge part of the communtity especially youtube channels and some kids on the forums. What if they coded it so the glitch section on the community do not leave the game after months and years of boredom?

[PatG]

That's the most illuminati thing I've heard today

[Retardation]

[Synophrys]

https://youtu.be/PJLSzsEjpWM

[RatsEverywhere]

I Belibe I can fly.

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[Dondara]

Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence - Napoleon Bonaparte

[FlacidJack]

Well I guess i'd have to locate my old trusty tin foil hat, give it a good ironing to get the crinkles out then make sure she still fits good.

 

Or maybe I'll just deny these horrible accusations then waste all my cash & credit on shark cards to let R* know they still have my full support.

[waters]

[TeamAssist]

But i lost my tin foil hat......... it was in my closest but now it's....... GONE

[BigJoe_1]

Dammit waters, I was on google in a matter of seconds as well .

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

What if unicorns were real? What if pigs actually chit bacon? What if O'bama is actually a terrorist in disguise?

 

What if the OP actually thought about his thread subject a little more before posting?

[Lc gta]

 

 

This thread needs some "Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil.

[REXX]

They were an inside job. They were made inside Rockstars buildings.

 

Ba-dum-tss!

Edited July 15, 2015 by REXX93

[LackDiscipline]

Technically it's not a glitch then if it is purposely implemented. It would be a feature.

Edited July 15, 2015 by LackDiscipline

[TacoSmuggler]

But i lost my tin foil hat......... it was in my closest but now it's....... GONE

 

Fedora's are a suitable substitute for a tin foil hat...

Edited July 15, 2015 by TacoSmuggler

[Fox2Quick]

I guess OP has been watching too much X Files and Prison Break

[Ker Juice]

I have the same theory, OP. You have to admit some of these glitches were pretty bizarre for players to find on their own, or to stumble upon them. I remember there were a stretch of glitches in 2014, when everytime Rockstar patched one, within a day or two there would be an alternate way to glitch the same desired result. The kicker would be the alternate method not being that far off from the original. Now I am not saying Rockstar programmers intentionally coded the game to have flaws, but I do suspect at least 1 or 2 persons may have left "loopholes" in the design. There were too many times I asked myself: "how are these players finding these glitches?" Again, this is just my theory and it could just very well be Rockstar had a terrible quality control team working on GTA online, in addition to a somewhat incompetant/lazy programming staff.

 

Personally, if I was that skilled at dissecting games- I would apply for a job where you get to test or debug videogames.

[slimeball supreme]

LOOMERSNOOTY CONFARMED

 

EDIT:

@PsGtaplayer

Have you not seen the GTA IV taxi depot thread?

Edited July 15, 2015 by Mr. Fahrenheit

[Stephen]

[Robabank]

I like monkeys

[KingpinRCR]

Well I guess i'd have to locate my old trusty tin foil hat, give it a good ironing to get the crinkles out then make sure she still fits good.

 

Or maybe I'll just deny these horrible accusations then waste all my cash & credit on shark cards to let R* know they still have my full support.

Don't iron out the crinkles! The crinkles allow for a better functioning

[BigGuy219]

This ain't no bank robbery.

[ZakeBudek]

[immature shitposter]

Cockstar confirmed for illuminati

[Robabank]

i like bananna in my mouth

[psymin]

 

A sad day if you dont understand the corruption in the banking system. Sure that meme is a joke but the problem is real and the bankers are it.....

 

Hang 'em all.

[Tekno_Gecko]

In all honesty i always thought they were, no matter what people say about R* there's no way they can f*ck up an update with a glitch like the hooker glitch then next update create an entirely different one without it being on purpose, i just can't see anyway of it happening, for money glitches at least.

As for Kuruma in the PAC standard finale i'd say they just haven't blocked access to garages, since heists are essentially missions and on missions we can access our garage and apartments but the marker doesn't appear on the map, i'm going to make an educated guess that they run off the same sort of code, so yeah, access to them just hasn't been blocked... What i think at least.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

This tread needs an alien meme and a what if meme.

 

Now seriously...ever considered pure incompetence ?(if thats how you spell it )

[x_FRoe__]

I don't think the Kuruma tactic is actually a glitch tbh as R* would definitely have patched it over the 2 IGG updates we had.

 

And on the actual main point of the topic I highly doubt R* would be involved in some elaborate plan to implement these glitches themselves. You have to understand that millions of players are actively trying to find new glitches day and night in this game so if there is something to be exploited in the game mechanics they will find it.

[Anachronistic]

Nah. Glitches are created lazy programmers found by rival companies and unemployed game testers.