Karls Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Surströmming is a f*cking ABC-weapon without the A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Number 1 in the video is probally the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperbagdude Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) So a trend that has grown through the summer, is a concept of hiring a socalled 'morgenbolle fyr' which is a handsome ripped guy that will bake buns in the morning for women's celebrations such as birthdays, stag nights, etc. The concept is somewhat sexually themed, but it's really just for the sh*tz and gigs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_r6yXP7lM Edited August 2, 2015 by paperbagdude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) - Edited August 3, 2015 by HipsterHillbilly Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) I believe your statement kind of answers the question... Edited August 3, 2015 by Marwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) Woah, can't believe I wrote that. Drunk me is neither funny or abusive, just hateful. I guess youtube comments left a mark in me after all. Sorry if I offended anyone. To make things up, here's a video of Sweden's most famous rapper: Edited August 3, 2015 by HipsterHillbilly paperbagdude 1 Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperbagdude Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) So meatballs with cranberry sauce makes Swedish kids into wiggers? Oh my. Edited August 3, 2015 by paperbagdude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Accurate translation: (Oldest) I am a girl. You're a .. boy. And now I'm not gaay. I'm in love Like a dragon. In your he-art. Deal with it. (Youngest) Anton takes over now. Yeah, baby, yeah. I'm not a hen.. ..But i'm a chicken, heyo. (Oldest) Good boy, Anton. Now I will take you to my sex dungeon. Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyo Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 The best thing about Norway, is when you leave, you still get duty-free shopping. mr quick 1 GTA IV REAL NYC AT GTAFORUMS GTA IV REAL - V8 RUMBLE http://gtaforums.com/topic/782964-reliv-gta-iv-real-v8-rumble/?do=findComment&comment=1067267056 https://www.nationstates.net/region=gta_forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karls Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 What I love about norway is all the Teslas. f*ck I love em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifter. Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Heh. I like this artist .... Not a lot of people do though....heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreaz1 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 What I love about norway is all the Teslas. f*ck I love em. Feels like I see a lot of them around here as well, I've lost count to be honest. There was even a Norwegian one at the store a few weeks ago. Marwin, do all electric vehicles in Norway have the letters EL on their license plates or was that a coincidence? I swear it wasn't the first time I saw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karls Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 What I love about norway is all the Teslas. f*ck I love em. Feels like I see a lot of them around here as well, I've lost count to be honest. There was even a Norwegian one at the store a few weeks ago. Marwin, do all electric vehicles in Norway have the letters EL on their license plates or was that a coincidence? I swear it wasn't the first time I saw that. All electric Norwegian vehicles has EL on 'em. My sister who lives in Norway confirmed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 What I love about norway is all the Teslas. f*ck I love em. Feels like I see a lot of them around here as well, I've lost count to be honest. There was even a Norwegian one at the store a few weeks ago. Marwin, do all electric vehicles in Norway have the letters EL on their license plates or was that a coincidence? I swear it wasn't the first time I saw that. Yes. Also, Norway is the 2nd largest market for Tesla in the world, following only the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I also see a lot of Teslas in Denmark, largely because they are tax free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyo Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) i think I read somewhere Norway has more than 50,000 electric cars on the road, which is a pretty good number per head of population (5m). Its about 1 per 100 ppl. Compared to the USA which is 1 per 925. And as far as I can tell, the UK has even lower figures. Half the number of electric cars that Norway does (under 25k according to wikipedia), and about 12 times the population. Norway has two electric cars in the top 5 "most popular vehicles sold list". Nissan Leaf at 3rd with 4781 and the Tesla at 5th with 4040. Thats only 2014 numbers, not total. Edited August 5, 2015 by Zyo mr quick 1 GTA IV REAL NYC AT GTAFORUMS GTA IV REAL - V8 RUMBLE http://gtaforums.com/topic/782964-reliv-gta-iv-real-v8-rumble/?do=findComment&comment=1067267056 https://www.nationstates.net/region=gta_forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 i think I read somewhere Norway has more than 50,000 electric cars on the road, which is a pretty good number per head of population (5m). Its about 1 per 100 ppl. Compared to the USA which is 1 per 925. And as far as I can tell, the UK has even lower figures. Half the number of electric cars that Norway does (under 25k according to wikipedia), and about 12 times the population. Norway has two electric cars in the top 5 "most popular vehicles sold list". Nissan Leaf at 3rd with 4781 and the Tesla at 5th with 4040. Thats only 2014 numbers, not total. Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Spaz Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Best thing about Scandinavia is the women I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Best thing about Scandinavia is the women I guess rofl How about our insane standard of living? Free higher education? Universal health care? A social democracy man. Sweet, sweet social democracy. e: yes the women are unfathomably hot on average. I wouldn't say it was the best thing however. Edited August 7, 2015 by Marwin sivispacem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Danmark is rated as 4th safest place if a nuclear war/world war 3 would take place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Maybe we got a few places down that list after the Russian ambassador to Denmark threatened to point the Russian nuclear weapons at Denmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 So anyways, I was looking at the Swedish wineshop website and this is their "raison d'etre". And I quote directly Systembolaget exists for one reason: To minimize alcohol-related problems by selling alcohol in a responsible way, without profit motive. Does anybody actually believe this sh*t? How can anybody justify this, removing profit motive minimizes alcohol related problems? For anyone not familiar with the system, in Sweden you can only buy up to 3.5% beer in a supermarket, no wine, no nothing else. For ANYTHING with an alcohol content over 3.5% you must go to a government controlled warehouse, and then only between 10am and 6pm (2pm on a saturday). GTA IV REAL NYC AT GTAFORUMS GTA IV REAL - V8 RUMBLE http://gtaforums.com/topic/782964-reliv-gta-iv-real-v8-rumble/?do=findComment&comment=1067267056 https://www.nationstates.net/region=gta_forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Zlatan > women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 So anyways, I was looking at the Swedish wineshop website and this is their "raison d'etre". And I quote directly Systembolaget exists for one reason: To minimize alcohol-related problems by selling alcohol in a responsible way, without profit motive. Does anybody actually believe this sh*t? How can anybody justify this, removing profit motive minimizes alcohol related problems? For anyone not familiar with the system, in Sweden you can only buy up to 3.5% beer in a supermarket, no wine, no nothing else. For ANYTHING with an alcohol content over 3.5% you must go to a government controlled warehouse, and then only between 10am and 6pm (2pm on a saturday). Pretty much the same here. I don't mind. bodyparts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Yeah, same in Finland, though it is a bit more lenient. Grocery store limit is 4,7% and Alko is open from 9:00 to 21:00. Grocery stores aren't allowed to sell alcohol between 21:00 and 9:00 either. A lot of Finns go to Estonia to buy large quantities of alcohol, especially if they're having a bigger party. bodyparts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) That's why fathers take their kids to bolaget every friday afternoon to buy booze for the rest of the month. You know, standard Scandinavian family time.. Yeah, same in Finland, though it is a bit more lenient. Grocery store limit is 4,7% and Alko is open from 9:00 to 21:00. Grocery stores aren't allowed to sell alcohol between 21:00 and 9:00 either.A lot of Finns go to Estonia to buy large quantities of alcohol, especially if they're having a bigger party. Ahh, Estonia. The little mysterious little brother that we keep out of our perfect society called Scandinavia in order to buy moonshine and prostitutes. Pretty much the same here. I don't mind. Only that the alcohol taxes in Norway are ridiculous. A wine bottle for $200, hallelujah to that, my Norwegian brother. Edited September 1, 2015 by HipsterHillbilly Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Yeah, it's very expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyo Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) That's why fathers take their kids to bolaget every friday afternoon to buy booze for the rest of the month. You know, standard Scandinavian family time.. You drink a months worth of booze every weekend? Thats the Viking way to do it! Edited September 3, 2015 by Zyo mr quick 1 GTA IV REAL NYC AT GTAFORUMS GTA IV REAL - V8 RUMBLE http://gtaforums.com/topic/782964-reliv-gta-iv-real-v8-rumble/?do=findComment&comment=1067267056 https://www.nationstates.net/region=gta_forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 So I can make money on a moonshine bussiness in Sweden? Another reason to move over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karls Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 perfect society called ScandinaviaLol'd ^ We both know it's far from perfect, if you consider our politics and the fact Sweden will be a third world country by 2030 according to the UN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now