bodyparts Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) This is the thread for all you fellow mooseshaggers out there. Here you can post nordic pictures, discuss the Danish queen's sex life or shout out your hate against the darn west. We all try to blend in this wicked world by speaking English but here you are free to speek what ever Scandinavian language that your little heart desire. This is the only place on the site where you can really show your mooseshagging self. Let's show those sunsoaking twats down under, shall we? Have in mind that a lot that has been written and will be written here is satire and don't take much of it very seriously. Have fun. If you're not Scandinavian but feel like your inner you is a mooseshagger then post and see if you will be accepted by the almighty Scandinavian people. r/Sweden r/Norway r/Denmark RULES You do not talk about The Scandinavian Appreciation Thread. Thou shall speak English or 'Scandinavian. No f*cking Estonian. Be respectful to other fellow Scandinavians. But if they turn out to not be, then f*ck them. Any 'fake' Scandinavians/Nordics will be punished with the force of Zlatan. If adressing the Swedish king, please use the term "Knugen" RULES Du skall inte prata om den här tråden. Du skall prata Engelska eller 'Skandinaviska'. Ingen jävla Estniska. Var respektfull mot andra Skandinaver. Men om dom inte är det, knulla dom. "Låtsas-Vikingar" kommer bli straffade med kraften av Zlatan. Om du pratar om den Svenska kungen skall du använda termen "Knugen". SCANDINAVIA-RELATED PICTURES/GIFS SCANDINAVIA-RELATED VIDEOS Edited July 19, 2015 by HipsterHillbilly E•MO•TION, Claptrap NL, paperbagdude and 2 others 5 Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) I've found this one of Sweden (a part of me). For the sport (football) fans:Bendtner or Zlatan? Edited July 13, 2015 by Claptrap NL bodyparts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkb4skunk Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rykjeklut Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Solskjær Claptrap NL, bodyparts and FrikkenZz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Nina Agdal, Danish model for Swimsuit Illustrated and more: Abel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affalterbach Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Ibracadabra Edited July 13, 2015 by /////AMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst. Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Sweden ftw. Swedish blood, English born. Finnish & Swedish godparents. I better f*cking count as Scandanavian... FrikkenZz and Claptrap NL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrikkenZz Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Much of that in the video can be said of Norway also. We speak great english have over a year maternity leave (and minimum 5 weeks is the reserved for the dad) and mooseshagging. Badass scandinavians: CaptainMental and Claptrap NL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifter. Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Not Scandinavian but I've always liked this chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemoyne outlaw Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 well im not scandinavian but i have met plenty of finnish, swedish, norway people on gta and call of duty. they have been nice to me. in fact it seems like the people i meet from other countrys are more friendly than the idiots here in america. let me say thank god im not full american. but all the stuff the op said about scandinavia expressed the same love and proudness as i am of being polish. anyways one of my closest friends from finland told me about the fact that all men must enlist in the army. that was pretty interesting and thats why i have not played with him for a while. and another finnish friend told me about his family during ww2 and the winter war against the soviets. it was all very interesting. you guys have some interesting history. i also know finland and sweden have rivalrys. why is that could someone explain? CaptainMental 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyabang Shyabang Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Solskjær Ole ole ole ole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAndBeyoncé Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 En sak som jag älskar om Sverige är deras Koenigseggs skapats av Christian von Koeningsegg! Claptrap NL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 æøå Thank you, thank you very much. Really though, I'm disappointed that in your pictures you failed to include sexy people getting free health care free higher education As we all know, there's nothing sexier than healthy and well-educated people! Moonshield, FrikkenZz and Finn 7 five 11 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEALUX Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I've been a fan of Sweden since high school. I hear a lot of complaints from Swedish people (some of which are immigrants) that feminism is too influential politically and that is both embarrassing and damaging to the country. However most of these complaints seem to come from anti-feminists who might be somewhat biased. In spite of all that I want to move there in the future if it is possible. I've been thinking about it for years. I also think that I might find what I'm looking for there. After all, the only woman I've ever truly liked is Swedish and there might be something about Swedish women (well, some of them) or women with Germanic roots (the only other incredibly beautiful woman I know kinda looks like a German version of Ellie Goulding if that makes any sense). The Audiophile Thread XB271HU | TESORO Gram XS | Xtrfy MZ1 | Xbox Elite v2 | Hifiman Sundara | Fiio K9 Pro i7 4790K 4.4 GHz | GTX 1080 Ti | 32 GB Crucial DDR3 | ADATA 256GB | Samsung 860 PRO 2TB Xbox | Xbox 360 | Xbox Series X | PS2 | PS3 | Google Pixel 6 Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperbagdude Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) The Danish flag is one of the absolute oldest national flags that is still in use. Proud to hang it in my backyard. Edited July 14, 2015 by paperbagdude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 when you see Zlatan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 The red in the Danish flag represents blood. These people are just so peaceful that they want no violence or body liquid whatsoever represented in a flag. All they want is world peace and no f*cking body liquids. Tror dock att det röda representerar pølsen, right? Och det vita, drottning Margrethe's sexfångar's sperma. Jävla kroppsvätskor. Claptrap NL and paperbagdude 2 Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 f*ck Danmark, if you want aids haha. No just kidding. I love Danmark, a bit, not more than Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I've always had an affinity for scandinavian Architecture and design. Alvar Aalto Sverre Fehn Theodor Kittelsen Mister Pink and Fonz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) ^ The school I went to: Edited July 14, 2015 by Marwin Moonshield, Fonz, DEALUX and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreaz1 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperbagdude Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) So after an 8 hour long party, a friend and I walked home at dawn. This is a picture of a nice little field next to a plantage. I live about 1,5 km from where the photo has been shot at exactly 4:20 AM. Horses usually grass here. This picture shows a part of a major quarry located in the middle of a forest, near my place. This is where I spend much of my time. Though it's inside the woods, the area is still refered as the Jutlandish Heathland. Pic in high res.: http://i.imgur.com/mmTRlxx.jpg Edited July 14, 2015 by paperbagdude bodyparts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Some people are clearly confused. Let me help: Scandinavia does not contain Finland. Scandinavia is Denmark, Norway and Sweden. The Nordic countries are Scandinavia, Iceland and Finland. Let this video help: mr quick, Claptrap NL, FrikkenZz and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 ABBA is unremarkable. IKEA's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 Reason I let the buck wild Finns in was that I predicted a riot if we didn't, but hey they can speak pretty fluent Swedish... atleast most of them. Abba is f*cking great and if you don't agree you can suck my IKEA horseballs. Claptrap NL 1 Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiizardii Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Damn this thread sucks balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I've might seen Odin's eyes, Hugin and Munin, quite a few times. Odin with Hugin and Munin who are his eyes, again. If this pic. is against the rules, feel free to remove it (@any mods). Don't forget Odin sees everything. bodyparts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyparts Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 Damn this thread sucks balls. Atleast I tried. Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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