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Jokes in GTA:O that only Brits would get

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Furry_Monkey

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Sitting outside "Suds Law Laundromat" at the moment.

 

Edit: Oh and Fleeca bank has to be another one; the yanks can't even pronounce it properly. Hint: it's not Flee-ka!

Never heard a "yank" or anyone for that matter, call it flee-ka...nice try doe.

 

Coming from dem "gotdamn pee drinkers, no wonder the euro's a mess"...

 

 

Who's "got"?

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Semaj 2JZ♢

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

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Love bawsack and whirlygig. I thought R* were from Dundee though? Don't think the Tay Bridge will look the same as the Forth though!

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Love bawsack and whirlygig. I thought R* were from Dundee though? Don't think the Tay Bridge will look the same as the Forth though!

It all started in Dundee but by the time GTA3 was made they had studios all over the world. Thankfully though, they've never lost their roots. The bridge connecting Portland and the middle island (forgotten its name) looked a *bit* like the forth road bridge, but other than that I'm not sure. Tay bridge would just be dull lol (unless you mean the rail bridge).

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FlacidJack

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There's a cracker / biscuit on the floor in the middle of a the locker room. Those are British aren't they?

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There's a lawyer building near the suburbs clothes shop where the walk of fame is called larss n elbo too.

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

 

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

Riiight...so contributing? or just being a wiseass? Obvious answer is obvious. 😒
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GrandTheftAddict91

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U wot m8? The lonliest robot in Britain always makes me chuckle

On the subject of the films at the movies in the game, are they available in a higher quality anywhere?

 

In the game they look like a camcordered version of a VCD being played by a Playstation 1, which has then been heavily compressed to fit on a floppy disk for easy distribution.

 

I'm pretty sure that they only look really low quality on last gen consoles. I haven't tested it but I think on current gen and of course PC the in-game movies and TV channels are now in HD.

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

Riiight...so contributing? or just being a wiseass? Obvious answer is obvious.

 

 

So if a post is not contributing to the first post in the thread then you call the poster a "wiseass"? Yes, there is clearly something very obvious about you.

 

I've already posted in relation to the topic at hand, and I'm perfectly within my rights to respond to your post with a perfectly reasonable question. If you bothered to spell words correctly and not make up new ones, like "gotdman" and "wiseass" then we wouldn't even be conversing.

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Love bawsack and whirlygig. I thought R* were from Dundee though? Don't think the Tay Bridge will look the same as the Forth though!

It all started in Dundee but by the time GTA3 was made they had studios all over the world. Thankfully though, they've never lost their roots. The bridge connecting Portland and the middle island (forgotten its name) looked a *bit* like the forth road bridge, but other than that I'm not sure. Tay bridge would just be dull lol (unless you mean the rail bridge).

 

Isn't the Forth Bridge in GTA: San Andreas (SF area to be precise)?

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

Riiight...so contributing? or just being a wiseass? Obvious answer is obvious.

 

So if a post is not contributing to the first post in the thread then you call the poster a "wiseass"? Yes, there is clearly something very obvious about you.

 

I've already posted in relation to the topic at hand, and I'm perfectly within my rights to respond to your post with a perfectly reasonable question. If you bothered to spell words correctly and not make up new ones, like "gotdman" and "wiseass" then we wouldn't even be conversing.

O.o wow, you clearly have too much time on your hands. Go bout ya bizness bruv, nuffin for ya to be doin ere but tossin'.

 

You're irrelevant question recieved an irrelevant reply. Deal with it.

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

Riiight...so contributing? or just being a wiseass? Obvious answer is obvious.

 

So if a post is not contributing to the first post in the thread then you call the poster a "wiseass"? Yes, there is clearly something very obvious about you.

 

I've already posted in relation to the topic at hand, and I'm perfectly within my rights to respond to your post with a perfectly reasonable question. If you bothered to spell words correctly and not make up new ones, like "gotdman" and "wiseass" then we wouldn't even be conversing.

O.o wow, you clearly have too much time on your hands. Go bout ya bizness bruv, nuffin for ya to be doin ere but tossin'.

 

You're irrelevant question recieved an irrelevant reply. Deal with it.

 

 

I'm just replying to you. What's your problem with that???

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Cavot

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As an American, I have no idea what 90% of these references are lol.

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

Riiight...so contributing? or just being a wiseass? Obvious answer is obvious.

 

So if a post is not contributing to the first post in the thread then you call the poster a "wiseass"? Yes, there is clearly something very obvious about you.

 

I've already posted in relation to the topic at hand, and I'm perfectly within my rights to respond to your post with a perfectly reasonable question. If you bothered to spell words correctly and not make up new ones, like "gotdman" and "wiseass" then we wouldn't even be conversing.

O.o wow, you clearly have too much time on your hands. Go bout ya bizness bruv, nuffin for ya to be doin ere but tossin'.

 

You're irrelevant question recieved an irrelevant reply. Deal with it.

 

I'm just replying to you. What's your problem with that???

My problem is your problem with my spelling 'gotdamn' like I did. It's irrelevant. So why even ask who 'got' is when it's not referencing an actual who? 'God' would be referring to the actual 'who'.
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Furry_Monkey

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

Riiight...so contributing? or just being a wiseass? Obvious answer is obvious.

 

So if a post is not contributing to the first post in the thread then you call the poster a "wiseass"? Yes, there is clearly something very obvious about you.

 

I've already posted in relation to the topic at hand, and I'm perfectly within my rights to respond to your post with a perfectly reasonable question. If you bothered to spell words correctly and not make up new ones, like "gotdman" and "wiseass" then we wouldn't even be conversing.

O.o wow, you clearly have too much time on your hands. Go bout ya bizness bruv, nuffin for ya to be doin ere but tossin'.

 

You're irrelevant question recieved an irrelevant reply. Deal with it.

 

I'm just replying to you. What's your problem with that???

My problem is your problem with my spelling 'gotdamn' like I did. It's irrelevant. So why even ask who 'got' is when it's not referencing an actual who? 'God' would be referring to the actual 'who'.

 

 

What's wrong with me asking you to explain something I didn't understand? It could be a colloquial reference or something cultural that I didn't know. Do you always get bent out of shape when someone asks you something?

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Can we not turn this thread into an argument f*ckfest please? I'm pretty interested in these references even though I don't know most of them.

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Furry_Monkey

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Can we not turn this thread into an argument f*ckfest please? I'm pretty interested in these references even though I don't know most of them?

 

Sorry for my part in that, but I'm not arguing with him. I just asked a question and he jumped on me for it. I suspect he's probably still angry about his recent ban anyway :p

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Semaj 2JZ♢

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

Riiight...so contributing? or just being a wiseass? Obvious answer is obvious.

 

So if a post is not contributing to the first post in the thread then you call the poster a "wiseass"? Yes, there is clearly something very obvious about you.

 

I've already posted in relation to the topic at hand, and I'm perfectly within my rights to respond to your post with a perfectly reasonable question. If you bothered to spell words correctly and not make up new ones, like "gotdman" and "wiseass" then we wouldn't even be conversing.

O.o wow, you clearly have too much time on your hands. Go bout ya bizness bruv, nuffin for ya to be doin ere but tossin'.

 

You're irrelevant question recieved an irrelevant reply. Deal with it.

 

I'm just replying to you. What's your problem with that???

My problem is your problem with my spelling 'gotdamn' like I did. It's irrelevant. So why even ask who 'got' is when it's not referencing an actual who? 'God' would be referring to the actual 'who'.

 

What's wrong with me asking you to explain something I didn't understand? It could be a colloquial reference or something cultural that I didn't know. Do you always get bent out of shape when someone asks you something?

 

Hahaha, all this over my quoting something Ron says on BCR and why I spelled a semi-curse word without using a deity to berate with it's usage...lmao good times. 😅 Thanks monkey. 👍

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^ didn't want to use "god" in this instance. You got a problem with that?

 

Yes.

 

I meant "no" but I didn't want to use it in this instance.

 

 

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

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The whole of UK:

 

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This thread was designed to be a flaming war between brits and muuricans

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I wish I could understand those jokes too, I'm curious about the chicken statue :/

If I remember correctly (I could be wrong) some random person put a traffic cone on the head of a famous statue somewhere in Europe, don't know where though.

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I wish I could understand those jokes too, I'm curious about the chicken statue :/

There are two things that jump out about the chicken statue. One it's a cock. On a bell. Bellend.

 

It also has a cone on its head which is a reference to a statue in Glasgow Scotland of Wellington, which has a cone on its head for years. It is now officially apart of the statue.

 

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"Too many British people in Los Santos"

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