Special Members Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Decided to come back to this thread and I just noticed this, so I posted this. - Oh...that isn't a word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Nice Person Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I never experienced anything like these stories lol, I must be lucky. Karls and Wastelander (Suzuki) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testarossa Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I went swimming to this river as part of my holiday the other day, turns out that in the "public bathrooms" there was this huge, probably fist sized, frog in a gross looking green color at the corner. Did I mention it had no running water as well? Fonz 1 twitter // instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Worst was definitely high school. Bathrooms ALWAYS reeked of cigarette smoke, some people sh*t or pissed all over the ONLY stall in the room. People emptied the soap dispensers all over the floor underneath. The drier buttons were sticky..... And those were mostly ones by the classes I had. -_- Movie theater is probably cleanest I've seen. I always go before the 2/3 hour long Marvel movies so I don't have to dash out during a good part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Average white guy Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) Try walking in on a 300lb trucker masturbating into the only sink in the restroom. He was so into it he had no idea I had entered the room. Edited August 4, 2015 by Dr. Sadler Trillest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trillest Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 He didn't have the decency to choke the chicken in a stall? How f*cked up, Skeever and Fonz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Average white guy Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 This guy was a nasty bastard. Fat beer gut, long, greasy hair, ripped clothes covered in grease and who knows what else. maybe cum? He didn't care about his severely f*cked up appearance, so I doubt he cares about wanking in private. Trillest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitePimp Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I've bumped into some creeps in public toilets. One time I was with my friend and I said this is probably where people get raped then another guy who was taking a piss said it isn't rape if you enjoy it, then he started asking our names so my friend asked his name and he said his was "Bent", we thought he said Ben but nah he was severely f*cked up Another time I was with my other friend we went to the public toilets in the city and this guy had one leg up on the sink trying to shave his beard, he was wearing a long trench coat and shorts with boots (where I'm from if you wear shorts you really are a f*cking nutter), he asked us if any CID officers were outside (criminal investigation department) He kinda looked like the guy from fear and loathing in las vegas doing the drug lecture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 All of them really. I remember going out to a lake near Taralgon to go jet skiing one time, and finding this whole stall COVERED IN SH*T. The walls? sh*t. The floor? sh*t. The motherf*cking ceiling? You guessed it, sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xing of Virtue Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) You sh*tted the air filter!? Aaaaaahahahaha!!!! Give it up, my man! That's gold! Edited August 7, 2015 by Xing of Virtue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) The worst I can remember where the long drop toilets we had in the outback on a week long year 10 camp. They're basically just a huge hole in the ground with a toilet seat over the hole. Holy f*ck I couldn't bring myself to sit on one during the first couple days so I thought maybe the best idea would be to try and hold it in for the rest of the week. Bad idea. After 3 days of hiking I was begging for a long drop to sqaut over. So I ended up running out of the water purification tablets and drank straight river water and by friday I was crab walking everywhere to stop the inevitable ass explosion. At some point in the final hike on friday I felt a turtle head starting to poke it's way out so I just legged it from the rest of the group and did a sh*t as long and thick as my arm behind a tree and wiped my ass with leaves. I've never felt such a feeling of relief and accomplishment before. And there my story ends. Edited August 8, 2015 by unopieceo Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquilus Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Someone sh*tted in the urinal at school and it stunk to high hell. So bad that even the teachers closed their doors and I brought febreeze for that sh*t. God buncha savages in this town I live in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunziness Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) I took this pic. A bar where I used to go. It got moved to some bigger place now and this building doesnt exist anymore. You can imagine the smell. Edited August 8, 2015 by gunziness Star-Lord, slimeball supreme, Shaundi. and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wastelander (Suzuki) Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 truck stop bathrooms are the worst- not only because they're nasty but you also run into the weirdest f*cking people in them. i remember a while back, i went out riding with a friend of mine who's a truck driver. we went to a truck stop a couple states over and when i went to the bathroom, the very first thing i saw was some old guy washing his dick&balls in the sink. this same thing happened when i went riding with my brother also. are truck drivers not allowed to use babywipes or some sh*t? Most Truck Stops I've been to have had clean bathrooms, now that BP Gas Station My family stopped at in Some small town in North Carolina On the way back to South Carolina........put it this way, I'd rather that my chances taking a sh*t in a cave full of pissed off bears and wolves....the thought of that bathroom makes me want to puke, plus it smelled of over 40 years worth of Sh*t and piss. Never again will I stop there. Fonz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 The worst I can remember where the long drop toilets we had in the outback on a week long year 10 camp. They're basically just a huge hole in the ground with a toilet seat over the hole. Holy f*ck I couldn't bring myself to sit on one during the first couple days so I thought maybe the best idea would be to try and hold it in for the rest of the week. Bad idea. After 3 days of hiking I was begging for a long drop to sqaut over. So I ended up running out of the water purification tablets and drank straight river water and by friday I was crab walking everywhere to stop the inevitable ass explosion. At some point in the final hike on friday I felt a turtle head starting to poke it's way out so I just legged it from the rest of the group and did a sh*t as long and thick as my arm behind a tree and wiped my ass with leaves. I've never felt such a feeling of relief and accomplishment before. And there my story ends. Thats one hell of a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I took this pic. A bar where I used to go. It got moved to some bigger place now and this building doesnt exist anymore. You can imagine the smell. If that was the restroom? I could only imagine what the rest of the bar looked like. Because that bathroom looks like the sh*thole from hell. Worst restrooms i've encountered would have to be at the laundromats. The toilets are always clogged up with with half a roll of toilet tissue and about around 8 pounds of sh*t on top another 3 to 4 rolls of TP give or take. I guess no one dares to flush them, and they can't seem to find a long-term maintenance man (last one probably quit"Man f*ck that sh*t!) Then the toilets are well chained to the wall like someone is really going to steal that sh*t. gunziness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misanthrope Z Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 truck stop bathrooms are the worst- not only because they're nasty but you also run into the weirdest f*cking people in them. i remember a while back, i went out riding with a friend of mine who's a truck driver. we went to a truck stop a couple states over and when i went to the bathroom, the very first thing i saw was some old guy washing his dick&balls in the sink. this same thing happened when i went riding with my brother also. are truck drivers not allowed to use babywipes or some sh*t? Most Truck Stops I've been to have had clean bathrooms, now that BP Gas Station My family stopped at in Some small town in North Carolina On the way back to South Carolina........put it this way, I'd rather that my chances taking a sh*t in a cave full of pissed off bears and wolves....the thought of that bathroom makes me want to puke, plus it smelled of over 40 years worth of Sh*t and piss. Never again will I stop there. as someone who live in North Carolina, i know exactly what you mean. some gas station bathrooms here are nightmarish Wastelander (Suzuki) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niobium Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 i hate the new hand dryers that look like this: they are so fu*king loud Fonz, Agem, Trillest and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menstrual Deranged Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Public bathrooms. We all have to use them at some point. Some are worse and nastier than others. Here's my worst experience: I was at a state park, and I had to take a sh*t. Like really bad. So I asked a park ranger where the bathroom was, and he pointed me in the direction of the parking lot. Confused, I jogged along the trail and when I got there, I realized the "bathroom" was just a port-a-potty sitting in the corner of the parking lot. You'd think a state park would be able to afford actual bathrooms with, you know, running water. Anyways, the port-a-potty looked very shabby and worn-down, and my my expectations were very low as I opened the door, The smell was awful, as is the case with most port-a-potties, there was no toilet paper, next to the toilet was a huge spider sitting in a web, and there were several holes in the roof and along the back. The lack of maintenance shocked me. I don't know anybody who would be able to do their business in an environment like that. Instead of using that sh*thole, I went into the woods surrounding the parking lot, dug a hole, dropped the kids off, and then covered the hole. It felt so wonderful to be relieved of the massive dump, and to know I didn't have to use the port-a-potty from hell. I haven't been back to that state park since. Now, share your own worst public bathroom experiences! Was reading this and got to "next to the toilet was a huge spider" and was like, "Nope." That alone would be bad enough for me to not use it. Nastiest public restroom for me? Hmm, that's a tough one. They're all kind of gross to me, even if they look reasonably clean. Metro Detroit has some nasty bathrooms. I think the worst one ever was a movie theater bathroom. I walked in to the stall and sat down. As I was peeing, I began to notice that it appeared as if someone had done a bad job at cleaning up some projectile vomit. It was all dry, but you could see crusty drip marks of what looked like partially digested food running down the sides of the stall and the wall behind the toilet. The tiles immediately in front of me were spotless, but the tiles on the floor to the side of the toilet and behind it had not been cleaned. Just grossed me out. Took a shower when I got home. Felt like I was covered in norovirus. Now I inspect stalls a little better, no matter how badly I have to go. Trillest and Fonz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquilus Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 truck stop bathrooms are the worst- not only because they're nasty but you also run into the weirdest f*cking people in them. i remember a while back, i went out riding with a friend of mine who's a truck driver. we went to a truck stop a couple states over and when i went to the bathroom, the very first thing i saw was some old guy washing his dick&balls in the sink. this same thing happened when i went riding with my brother also. are truck drivers not allowed to use babywipes or some sh*t? Most Truck Stops I've been to have had clean bathrooms, now that BP Gas Station My family stopped at in Some small town in North Carolina On the way back to South Carolina........put it this way, I'd rather that my chances taking a sh*t in a cave full of pissed off bears and wolves....the thought of that bathroom makes me want to puke, plus it smelled of over 40 years worth of Sh*t and piss. Never again will I stop there. as someone who live in North Carolina, i know exactly what you mean. some gas station bathrooms here are nightmarish I know that for sure. I live in NC too and those damn truck stop bathrooms man. Truckers are really the most unhygienic and careless people out there in the bathrooms, use the damn sink as a toilet and wash themselves up in it. f*cking gross. We actually have a few truck stops out here near asheboro, luckily they're cleaner than most than ones on the way through Raleigh and up into Virginia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misanthrope Z Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 truck stop bathrooms are the worst- not only because they're nasty but you also run into the weirdest f*cking people in them. i remember a while back, i went out riding with a friend of mine who's a truck driver. we went to a truck stop a couple states over and when i went to the bathroom, the very first thing i saw was some old guy washing his dick&balls in the sink. this same thing happened when i went riding with my brother also. are truck drivers not allowed to use babywipes or some sh*t? Most Truck Stops I've been to have had clean bathrooms, now that BP Gas Station My family stopped at in Some small town in North Carolina On the way back to South Carolina........put it this way, I'd rather that my chances taking a sh*t in a cave full of pissed off bears and wolves....the thought of that bathroom makes me want to puke, plus it smelled of over 40 years worth of Sh*t and piss. Never again will I stop there. as someone who live in North Carolina, i know exactly what you mean. some gas station bathrooms here are nightmarish I know that for sure. I live in NC too and those damn truck stop bathrooms man. Truckers are really the most unhygienic and careless people out there in the bathrooms, use the damn sink as a toilet and wash themselves up in it. f*cking gross. We actually have a few truck stops out here near asheboro, luckily they're cleaner than most than ones on the way through Raleigh and up into Virginia. i've been through a couple truck stops in NC. i only remember one that didn't make me want to just turn around and piss behind the building. was somewhere not too far from Winston Salem, right between that and Greensboro. i think the worst one i've ever been to was in Raleigh. you know people don't give a f*ck when you can smell the bathroom before you even walk in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cobra Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The worst, would have to be fast-food restaurants and schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undyne Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 This thread is one of the reasons why I never use public bathrooms. Payne Killer, BS_BlackScout and Trillest 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS_BlackScout Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) I was on a trip, went to place with a few bars and a lake where people could take a "swim", very simple place. Somewhere near a city here in Brazil. I really needed to do some "two" and there was this wooden "house", little shelter... Inside; a buggy toilet and a weird working flushing system and some cleaning paper... Well, the problem is: - The toilet wasn't properly fixed on the ground, so, basically, it was hard to keep myself "on track". - I was with beach underwear, things got a bit complicated with this. - It was a rainy day, floor was totally wet and a bit covered with dirt. Yes, dirt. Like I said, very simple place. I do the thing. Right... >Flushes >Water starts to come out of toilet bottom. >SH*T! *No, it wasn't sh*t coming out, that was my reaction.* I was suprised I managed to do that thing in that shelter and that I didn't got a disease. A few other experiences were: wall covered of sh*t, toilet full of sh*t... Edited August 11, 2015 by TrustedInstaller Agem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agem Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 i hate the new hand dryers that look like this: they are so fu*king loud Thank god I'm not the only one. I also f*cking don't like putting my hands in that thing. It looks weird. IT SOUNDS LIKE A KILLER MACHINE. Niobium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jatiger13 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Im not gonna complain about nasty public bathrooms. I don't even use them. Also.... I don't even clean my own bathroom. Edited August 12, 2015 by jatiger13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 The worst for me was at some god forsaken petrol station between Geraldton and f knows where..it didn't look like it had seen a good cleaning since 1996... toilet was that bad I could hardly breathe, the urinal had cigarette butts and chewing gum blocking it up and the water was continually leaking. NO paper to wipe hands and horrible brown tiles on the walls and disgusting dirty white tiled floor. There were pubic hairs everywhere and it sounded like someone was masturbating in the only toilet stall. I nearly vomited and ran around the back of the toilet and had the best piss of my life, while looking at beautiful countryside scenery. I found a tap at the side of the building to wash my hands and I was all good. You shouldn't ever feel like you want to vomit when pissing, it's not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volta2001 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I had to sh*t real bad once and after a few inquiries I was directed to a run down mechanics shop. I saw the toilet and didn't care, sprayed. There was no TP but I saw a pile of used oil rags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua97 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 These: I also HATE steel toilets... Niobium and AuSsIeThUnDeR36 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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