Worst Public Bathrooms

[PhillBellic]

When I was at School, I'd only go there to do Number Ones. I waited until I was at home to do Number Twos.

[Trillest]

My other worst public bathroom experience would be when I went to the beach with my family, there was this small building which contained only bathrooms next to the parking lot. What really confused was there was also a row of 4 port-a-potties. Why the hell would you use a port-a-potty instead of a real, actual bathroom? Anyways, that bathroom was a total nightmare. Putrid smell, concrete floor covered with about an inch of sand, no lights, no warm water, many stalls had broken locks, and it was notorious for homeless people sleeping in there at night. They wouldn't even bother pissing in the toliets, there was always puddles of urine in the corners. One time there was even a pile of sh*t. Absolutely disgusting.

Edited July 14, 2015 by Ray

[anus]

Happened at Flinders St. Station. Was rushing for a train and needed to take a leak, so I bolted in there and went for the first stall, had my hands on my belt about to unbuckle it when I saw blood and piss all over the seat, I almost involuntarily did a 180 and moved to the next stall, but not before yelling out 'holy sh*t'.

 

I have no idea wtf happened there.

[Fonz]

I wonder who the hell takes the time to break the locks in the stalls. And those lovely poems... It's always "X is a whore/c*nt/bitch", "X takes it from behind", "X swallows"... some people even write phone numbers there. I've never met anyone who actually admitted to doing these things, but the fact is that somebody is clearly doing it.

[Trillest]

Today I had to stop at a rest stop because I had been holding in a piss for about 45 minutes. I really didn't have a choice, my only other option was some shady seafood joint. Anyways, that rest stop bathroom was not a filthy disaster that I was expecting. It was actually quite clean. No sh*t covering the toliet seat, no overflowing trash can, etc. The only things that bothered me were the sticky floors (which is a huge pet peeve of mine), and that there was no soap, which is very odd. I don't mean that the soap dispensers were empty, I mean that there weren't any soap dispensers at all. First time I've ever run into that issue.

 

I know this is the worst public bathrooms topic, but I just had to post about this because it's incredibly rare to find a rest stop with such a nice bathroom. To be fair, it was pretty early in the morning and the only other people there were sitting at picnic tables outside. I'm sure it would get increasingly nasty as the day rolled on. Aside from the whole soap issue, I'd say that's one of my best public bathroom experiences.

Edited July 19, 2015 by Ray

[igotskiz]

Public restrooms stand to be one of the worst places to be regarding hygenic issues. I do everything in my power to keep from having to use one of those, and would rather just wait until I get home to get rid of the mud.

 

People are nasty as hell. I will never understand why they refuse to aim for the toilet, or not flush when they leave.

[mr quick]

I used to have almost a fear of public bathrooms, but then after a bicycle trip to Denmark I ended up literally sh*tting my pants at the most busy ferry dock in Norway and had to use the PB there, which was without any doubt the nastiest place I've ever been (topping Birkenau and Auschwitz). After that, I am no longer fazed by public bathrooms.

[Laura91]

My worst experience was when I went to the mall. I stopped off at the main restrooms. It was closed off and had a sign on it. It was closed due to it being cleaned because someone spread fecal matter on the f*cking walls. I ran down the corridor and into the K Mart. I walked as fast as I could, so I wouldn't run the risk of running into someone. I made it to the back of the store where the restrooms were located. The damn place was blocked off, also due to someone doing the same thing as they had done in the other restroom. By this time, I was about to burst. I begged them to let me in since I knew there was no way in hell I was going to make it back through the store, out of the mall and across the parking lot to the nearby Texas Roadhouse (The closest public restroom.) I went in there, took care of my business and got the hell out of there as quickly as possible.

[Mince]

My least favorite restrooms were always the ones in high school. The main reason I hated them wasn't because of the lack of hygiene (which was definitely apparent at times), but mostly the people who used them. There was nothing worse than trying to take a piss while some kid played rap music on his phone and rapped the lyrics to it as loud as possible. Same thing for when two or three of them came in together while I was trying to take a crap and started banging on the door and shouting and doing all sorts of retarded things.

 

Once, two kids actually came in there when I was taking a sh*t, loudly said "wow, he's taking a sh*t", peeked through the door, recognized who I was, turned the lights off, then ran out as soon as I left the stall, leaving the bathroom pitch black. It was just such an atmosphere of intimidation even trying to use my high school restrooms. I hated it. Seeing stuff like this and this didn't help either. (Yes, I took pictures of one of the bathrooms so I'd always remember the ingenious and creative artwork that the students left on the walls in pencil, such as the marijuana symbols and AK-47s.)

[Straypuft]

This health clinic I go to has terrible restrooms, small too, only 2 toilets and a urinal in the mens room, 90% of the time, you will find both toilets in deplorable condition, not flushed so poo fills them, usually I only need to use the urinal, but still the smell is horrible.

 

And then there is Tower City Center in Cleveland, They used to have terrible restrooms, Some times I would have to go to Cleveland early in the day, its an hour long bus ride on the highway, I usually poo first thing when I wake up, but since I had to wake up earlier than normal, I dont get the chance to do it before I leave town, of course, by the time I arrive in Cleveland, I usually always needed to poo before I can get on a connecting bus to where I needed to go, the restrooms smell horrible, you have homeless people taking baths at the sinks, and theres always liquid on the floors that you dont want to guess what it is. It has been a few years since I needed to do this since I now make most of my trips to Cleveland in the afternoon.

 

 

And the worst restroom I have ever visited was a Burger King in San Ysidro California, It is the first place with a restroom closest to the border after entering from Mexico, It is also a pay restroom where you need to have purchased food from the counter and then need a token to get into the restroom, smelliest, pee covered floors and poo all over the toilet(this was back in 2000 so things may have gotten better).

[lol232]

There was this one which I entered and inside it there were swastikas drawn with sh*t on the walls.

[Homicidal Hipster]

Some of the portable toilets at the work sites I've been to are the worst I've ever seen. There's hardly ever any toilet paper, half the guys don't even flush the toilets, it's pretty nasty.

[Misanthrope Z]

truck stop bathrooms are the worst- not only because they're nasty but you also run into the weirdest f*cking people in them.

 

i remember a while back, i went out riding with a friend of mine who's a truck driver. we went to a truck stop a couple states over and when i went to the bathroom, the very first thing i saw was some old guy washing his dick&balls in the sink.

 

this same thing happened when i went riding with my brother also. are truck drivers not allowed to use babywipes or some sh*t?

Edited July 20, 2015 by Pegassi Autobot

[Shaundi.]

Shopping center toilets are bad, train station toilets are worse but sports stadium toilets are absolutely terrible.

 

My dad and I attended an AFL match at the MCG a couple of years ago, two lowly teams playing at the time, so tickets were cheap. Went down to the toilets to see meat pie, barbecue sauce, sh*t and vomit all over the toilet seat, toilet paper dispenser, floor, sink and cubicle wall and numerous puddles of piss on the floor. After the game, we went to the city, which wasn't that far and bought new shoes.

 

F*cking animals.

[Crossed]

Porta potties at festivals.

[reiniat]

I once found cum in all the the sinks of the first class bus terminal of Mexico City.

 

I dont know what else to say.

[NaTaLiiA513]

I live in the UK and the toilets are pretty much like that in PB in cities.

 

The toilets in the shopping centres and quite clean (for females anyway).

 

I went to Dubai once (Abu Dhabi) and the toilets were AMAZING. There would be an attendant in there and they were so hygienic and clean. Spotless.

 

High school toilets here suck. Again, talking from a female perspective: occasional sh*t art on the walls, obscene images and insults on the cubicle walls. Period blood everywhere because someone can't be bothered throwing away their tampon/pad. The kind of women that do this are disgusting and I just can't see why anyone would do that in the first place.

[theGTAking101]

I never use public bathrooms, so I wouldn't know what they're like.

[Trillest]

You're lucky, you haven't seen the sh*t (literally) that we've seen.

[Special Members]

I luckily haven't experienced that many bad public bathrooms. Problems are either the smell of old piss, or broken locks. Some very rarely have piss poodles on the floor.

 

I once had a bad experience in a public shower at a stable, however. A note outside told you to take your shoes off before entering, but damn morons never listened, and this caused the floors to be covered in mud and dirt. A dirty towel covered the floor. Pieces of hair on the shower floor. One day I found a used tampoon on the floor. What stupid c*nt can't just walk literaly one meter to throw it in the trash can?

[make total destroy]

I like to piss on the floor if no one's around. It just feels so right.

 

 

I am a disgusting person and I will die alone.

[Real_Badgirl]

I used to be the maintenance person at the McDonald's in my town, and one of my jobs was to clean the bathrooms each morning.

 

The men's room was usually pretty clean. Occasionally there would be toilet paper or soap all over the place, but nothing terrible. The worst thing I ever found in there was some puke on the toilet seat.

 

It was the women's room that was repugnant. There would frequently be piss all over the toilet seats and occasionally on the floor, blood on the toilet seat, boogers on the walls, and of course, turds and used tampons (sometimes both at the same time) floating in the toilet. That's disgusting. How hard is it to flush the the toilet after taking a crap? One morning I walked into the women's bathroom and was greeted by a smell so putrid it nearly made my eyes water. One of the toilets was completely clogged up with sh*t, and there was soupy diarrhea on top of the solid feces. Since I was the maintenance person, I had to unclog it.

[EphemeralStar]

I don't know what it is about Asian people but every time I go to an Asian mall - and use a washroom, there is piss on every single toilet seat. 

Edited December 8, 2020 by EphemeralStar

[Queen]

 

I used to be the maintenance person at the McDonald's in my town, and one of my jobs was to clean the bathrooms each morning.

 

The men's room was usually pretty clean. Occasionally there would be toilet paper or soap all over the place, but nothing terrible. The worst thing I ever found in there was some puke on the toilet seat.

 

It was the women's room that was repugnant. There would frequently be piss all over the toilet seats and occasionally on the floor, blood on the toilet seat, boogers on the walls, and of course, turds and used tampons (sometimes both at the same time) floating in the toilet. That's disgusting. How hard is it to flush the the toilet after taking a crap? One morning I walked into the women's bathroom and was greeted by a smell so putrid it nearly made my eyes water. One of the toilets was completely clogged up with sh*t, and there was soupy diarrhea on top of the solid feces. Since I was the maintenance person, I had to unclog it.

 

Women's restrooms are always the worst. When I worked at a grocery story, not only would I see all of what you just said, but I'd also notice that many items would be stolen, such as toilet paper and soap. I would literally restock the room and 15 minutes later EVERYTHING would be gone. In the 3 or so years I worked there I never saw anything stolen in the men's room. Learning that the women's restroom was usually a sloppy mess was very surprising, as my own mother would scold me for just leaving the toilet seat up or forgetting to flush. F*cking hypocrites, I tell ya.

Edited July 26, 2015 by Queen

[PhillBellic]

 

 

I used to be the maintenance person at the McDonald's in my town, and one of my jobs was to clean the bathrooms each morning.

 

The men's room was usually pretty clean. Occasionally there would be toilet paper or soap all over the place, but nothing terrible. The worst thing I ever found in there was some puke on the toilet seat.

 

It was the women's room that was repugnant. There would frequently be piss all over the toilet seats and occasionally on the floor, blood on the toilet seat, boogers on the walls, and of course, turds and used tampons (sometimes both at the same time) floating in the toilet. That's disgusting. How hard is it to flush the the toilet after taking a crap? One morning I walked into the women's bathroom and was greeted by a smell so putrid it nearly made my eyes water. One of the toilets was completely clogged up with sh*t, and there was soupy diarrhea on top of the solid feces. Since I was the maintenance person, I had to unclog it.

 

Women's restrooms are always the worst. When I worked at a grocery story, not only would I see all of what you just said, but I'd also notice that many items would be stolen, such as toilet paper and soap. I would literally restock the room and 15 minutes later EVERYTHING would be gone. In the 3 or so years I worked there I never saw anything stolen in the men's room. Learning that the women's restroom was usually a sloppy mess was very surprising, as my own mother would scold me for just leaving the toilet seat up or forgetting to flush. F*cking hypocrites, I tell ya.

 

They steal the Liquid Soap?

[Queen]

 

 

 

I used to be the maintenance person at the McDonald's in my town, and one of my jobs was to clean the bathrooms each morning.

 

The men's room was usually pretty clean. Occasionally there would be toilet paper or soap all over the place, but nothing terrible. The worst thing I ever found in there was some puke on the toilet seat.

 

It was the women's room that was repugnant. There would frequently be piss all over the toilet seats and occasionally on the floor, blood on the toilet seat, boogers on the walls, and of course, turds and used tampons (sometimes both at the same time) floating in the toilet. That's disgusting. How hard is it to flush the the toilet after taking a crap? One morning I walked into the women's bathroom and was greeted by a smell so putrid it nearly made my eyes water. One of the toilets was completely clogged up with sh*t, and there was soupy diarrhea on top of the solid feces. Since I was the maintenance person, I had to unclog it.

 

Women's restrooms are always the worst. When I worked at a grocery story, not only would I see all of what you just said, but I'd also notice that many items would be stolen, such as toilet paper and soap. I would literally restock the room and 15 minutes later EVERYTHING would be gone. In the 3 or so years I worked there I never saw anything stolen in the men's room. Learning that the women's restroom was usually a sloppy mess was very surprising, as my own mother would scold me for just leaving the toilet seat up or forgetting to flush. F*cking hypocrites, I tell ya.

 

They steal the Liquid Soap?

 

Let me clarify. The grocery store I worked at liked to put their hand soaps (bottled) on the counter. You know, so customers would be like "Oh wow, this stuff smells great! I should buy some of this!" Instead, some women thought "Oh wow, this stuff smells great! I think I'll steal this when no one is looking!" It'd be pretty ridiculous for someone to steal contents of the dispensers on the wall. Besides, I doubt many of the customers had the brain power to figure out how to open them.

[Vik]

I absolutely never use public bathrooms,except when traveling,so I thankfully didn't experience the horrible ( ) experiences you guys had to endure.

[Elder Maxson]

Went to go pee at a truck stop bathroom along the NJ Turnpike. The urinals were all occupied so I took he only empty stall which was next to this potty-training 4 year old and his dad. All was swell until the kid's crap somehow leaked off his toilet and seeped into my stall.

[Finn 7 five 11]

I was about to go get a coffee and some lunch, But this topic intrigued me so I had to read it, and honestly, I ain't even mad, I am a little bit happy on the inside, you guys just saved me $17 on coffee and a couple hotdogs.

[Elder Maxson]

I luckily haven't experienced that many bad public bathrooms. Problems are either the smell of old piss, or broken locks. Some very rarely have piss poodles on the floor.

 

I once had a bad experience in a public shower at a stable, however. A note outside told you to take your shoes off before entering, but damn morons never listened, and this caused the floors to be covered in mud and dirt. A dirty towel covered the floor. Pieces of hair on the shower floor. One day I found a used tampoon on the floor. What stupid c*nt can't just walk literaly one meter to throw it in the trash can?

 

 

Decided to come back to this thread and I just noticed this, so I posted this.