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The worst NPC jobs?

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GTA-Biker

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convenience store clerk

prostitute (especially around a year ago)

Merryweather pilot

cop

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The guy who has to clean up the mess from the bin by Geralds. I always have to knock it over when completing Gerald missions. Can't help it.

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Well are we excluding cops? I'm sure everyone has killed over 10000 cops in their gta lifetime

Over 66,000.

Don't how may were just days/weeks from retirement.

 

I'd have to say the Mechanic (but at least I don't need to beat him to death any more as he can't roll my car over upon delivery).

Still, I will bring in a car bent at a 30-degree angle, missing a wheel, smoking engine and I expect him to have it in mint condition in the 3-5 seconds it takes to load up the garage.

Also, I'll drive to a gang neighborhood, steal one of their cars, moderate firefight ensues, escape in the gang's car, and after selling it, as the mechanic to go get my car from that same location and bring it to me undamaged.

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Mattoropael

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Mendoza has the worst job. The bastard's always getting f*cking hit.

 

Oh my god, they killed Mendoza! You bastards!

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ash-274

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Whatever happened to "Mario" that was buddies with Tommy's nameless henchmen in Vice City? The guy was always so high strung. Maybe he finally got to take it easy.

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Claptrap NL

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Every time I shoot the pilot of the Merryweather helicopter pickup so I can steal it and pilot it myself it makes me wonder what the worst NPC jobs are.

 

I think being a bad guy in missions has to be the worst.

 

What do you think?

Anything near Trever is terrible man.

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Robaldinio

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Surely it has to be the mugger.

 

He walks for miles after your target. Constantly approaching, only for the target to leave the area, so the mugger waits for another opportunity to try again later. This seems to go on indefinitely until the target either dies, enters their property, or leaves the session.

 

The poor trooper keeps on going, rain or shine. He never sleeps or eats. Until he eventually catches up to the target and moves in for the lift. At this point, his fate is almost sealed to certain death. Only if he happens to pinch the target from a vehicle, will he have a means to actually escape with his life, never to be seen again.

 

 

Seriously though, it's extremely dumb that YOU must kill the mugger in order to claim the cash. Surely you should be rooting for him to escape and return to Lemar, who can then pay you your money.

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Surely it has to be the mugger.

 

He walks for miles after your target. Constantly approaching, only for the target to leave the area, so the mugger waits for another opportunity to try again later. This seems to go on indefinitely until the target either dies, enters their property, or leaves the session.

 

The poor trooper keeps on going, rain or shine. He never sleeps or eats. Until he eventually catches up to the target and moves in for the lift. At this point, his fate is almost sealed to certain death. Only if he happens to pinch the target from a vehicle, will he have a means to actually escape with his life, never to be seen again.

 

 

Seriously though, it's extremely dumb that YOU must kill the mugger in order to claim the cash. Surely you should be rooting for him to escape and return to Lemar, who can then pay you your money.

I've seen the mugger take off in someone's planes and helicopters. Forget the cash, he's pocketed millions in his career. Sure, he's been killed thousands of time, but you know, thug life and all that.
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ChumpDelux

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I'd have to say the lady at the Ponsonbys register. She stands there, in casual suit attire with heels, just staring out the window and counting the minutes going by, until possibly murdered.

 

Someone please give this woman a stool and a magazine.

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Ammu-Nation clerk because you are the reason why 10 year olds have access to military grade weapons and there's a rampage going on right now with thousands of police lives lost

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I'd say that being a taxi driver in GTA would be one of the worst NPC jobs since no one ever uses them LOL.

In SP they must be rolling in dat green
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Who is Mendoza again?

 

Yes I'm serious. I just don't remember!

When fighting mercs, professionals, merryweather, etc every now and then when you kill one you hear "Mendosas been hit, Mendosa has been f*cking hit". He isn't anybody in particular its just from a random bit of dialogue.

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5.7

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Taxi driver. No one calls and if anyone did call they're goin' run, f*ck payin'that sucker!

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Sparky McWonderpants

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I'd say the first guy standing outside on the left garage of Rooftop Rumble. He's always the first to go, and never gets a shot off.

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ShadowCola

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Gotta be the Vanilla Unicorn guard, mainly because the Strip Club is one of everybody's go to places to start a cop siege XD

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Ali Boomaye

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I'd say police detectives getting swamped by those murder cases piling up like crazy on their desks

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The mechanic at the LSC in Burton. The poor bastard never gets a break from repairing cars and gets shot and blown up every 30 minutes

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Dondara

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Still going to say hookers. Imagine having those spotty dorks touching you. Getting into a chromed out sh*t-mobile is bad enough. Getting shot is the easy way out.

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Who is Mendoza again?

 

Yes I'm serious. I just don't remember!

When fighting mercs, professionals, merryweather, etc every now and then when you kill one you hear "Mendosas been hit, Mendosa has been f*cking hit". He isn't anybody in particular its just from a random bit of dialogue.Omfg that's right! Also Charlie. Someone always yells THEY GOT CHARLIE. Edited by polaris23
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Who is Mendoza again?

Yes I'm serious. I just don't remember!

When fighting mercs, professionals, merryweather, etc every now and then when you kill one you hear "Mendosas been hit, Mendosa has been f*cking hit". He isn't anybody in particular its just from a random bit of dialogue.
Omfg that's right! Also Charlie. Someone always yells THEY GOT CHARLIE.I think, "They got Charlie" shout is from the LOST MC? Edited by Miauuu5_7
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