The worst NPC jobs?

[Crunch McThornbody]

Every time I shoot the pilot of the Merryweather helicopter pickup so I can steal it and pilot it myself it makes me wonder what the worst NPC jobs are.

 

I think being a bad guy in missions has to be the worst.

 

What do you think?

[Vik]

Being Gerald.

 

Haters gonna hate

 

/thread

[Honch777]

I would say the guy in charge of replacing light poles.

[Pedinhuh]

Used to be the hookers back on the last year XD

Edited July 12, 2015 by pedinhuh

[SemperJ550]

I would say the guy in charge of replacing light poles.

Yea but they must be swimming in cash after all this time.

[thegrac]

store cashier, always gets robbed or killed or both XD

[jollythecat]

I have to agree, the Merryweather heli pickup pilot job must be the worst. I mean the poor guy is killed like a 1000 times every hour, that must suck. lol

[Timcatgt5]

Being a "professional" in Rooftop Rumble. Hah, call yourself a professional, I'll make you look like an amateur just by using a marksman pistol or a musket.

 

Agent 14, shame he won't have any children or a family because of his degree in prison, his job seems cool, but then his private life isn't.

 

The Mechanic, before he was weeded out of existence, now only present in phone calls, but most of us remembered him for delivering our cars or driving away with them, so we plotted revenge, by killing him however we could.

Edited July 12, 2015 by Timcatgt5

[whywontyoulisten]

The security guard at the helipad.

[Mike324467]

The professionals because they always lose Mendoza and the guy always by the jet at fort zancudo.

Edited July 12, 2015 by Mike324467

[whywontyoulisten]

Paramedics: If you hang around after you've wasted an NPC, you'll see that they get very upset when they can't save them. Now imagine how many NPCs die in an average GTA day, and you have a recipe for a serious psychological breakdown.

[DontTry2Hard]

Paramedics: If you hang around after you've wasted an NPC, you'll see that they get very upset when they can't save them. Now imagine how many NPCs die in an average GTA day, and you have a recipe for a serious psychological breakdown.

I was just going to say this. They always show up and get upset. It's like they're realizing their lives have no meaning. Then they just leave the bodies. They literally drive around and look at dead people all day.

Edited July 12, 2015 by DontTry2Hard

[Lisha]

Mendoza has the worst job. The bastard's always getting f*cking hit.

[Soran Is On]

I'd say shop keeper has a worse job than the merry weather pilot. At least the pilot does something cool in between getting shot in the face. The shopkeepers just stands around waiting to get blown away.

 

I'd like to see a death toll pilot vs shopkeeper I bet more shopkeepers have died in the history of ls.

[Bootels]

Firefighters, always getting rammed when hanging onto the back.

[jazzbone]

The mechanic at Los Santos Customs has not had a day off for almost 2 years, works triple shifts, and the shop has no bathroom.

[SALO or The 120 Days Of Sodom]

Well are we excluding cops? I'm sure everyone has killed over 10000 cops in their gta lifetime

[XxJazzy42xX]

I say any npcs who were in any survival rednecks, police, and merryweather npcs. Think about the wave one guys plus they are there only to do one thing anyway.......die.

Plus the rednecks keep losing some guy named Cleatus every wave.

Edited July 12, 2015 by XxJazzy42xX

[Roadrage158]

Being a "professional" in Rooftop Rumble. Hah, call yourself a professional, I'll make you look like an amateur just by using a marksman pistol or a musket.

 

Agent 14, shame he won't have any children or a family because of his degree in prison, his job seems cool, but then his private life isn't.

 

The Mechanic, before he was weeded out of existence, now only present in phone calls, but most of us remembered him for delivering our cars or driving away with them, so we plotted revenge, by killing him however we could.

I hated the old mechanic. Call in for a set of wheels, he comes close and BAM! the idiot scratches my nice car on the wall.

[jazzbone]

Cleatus, Chester, and Mendoza wish they had the LSC mechanic's job even with the working 3 shifts a day without a day off for almost 2 years.

 

The Merryweather pilot is the leading candidate for " Gets no respect man of the year", and will win for the third consecutive year.

Edited July 13, 2015 by jazzbone

[A Maned Wolf]

The bouncer in front of the strip club.

Always busted his knee caps during every Violent Duct grind run.

[xInfamousRYANx]

Cops always get killed

Mendoza always f*cking hit

Mechanic works for 50 bucks a day

Simeon nobody ever delivers a car to him

[Chloroform]

Used to be the hookers back on the last year XD

That's not a job, its a hobby. Mechanic at lsc has a sh*t job. Too many assholes blowing him up, ramming his garage door when it doesn't open, and when an explosion happens inside his business is closed for awhile.

[xInfamousRYANx]

Being a prostitute is the oldest profession

[DevilDaRebel]

The Military, I mean for f*ck sake how much money have they lost already with all those 150m jets being stolen every 5 minutes by some crazy guy going full speed down the airstrip in a 2m hypercar who for some unknown reason was able to get into a highly guarded and restricted military base. They must be losing their sh*t in there.

Edited July 13, 2015 by -Velox

[Crunch McThornbody]

Simeon nobody ever delivers a car to him

On the odd occasion I'm that bored to deliver his bloody wanted car I put a sticky bomb on it just before delivering it, then when I'm outside and counting my money...BOOM!

[SemperJ550]

The security guard at the helipad.

No! Those trigger-happy overzealous rent-a-cop pieces of annoying sh*t get everything they deserve.

[BamaGoodfella]

I'd say that being a taxi driver in GTA would be one of the worst NPC jobs since no one ever uses them LOL.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

The bouncer in front of the strip club.

Always busted his knee caps during every Violent Duct grind run.

Oh you mean Bob, he always gets a knock out punch to face when I'm in the area, long story short, he sniped and insta-gibbed me with that "peashooter" during a police shootout.

[DentureDynamite]

Mendoza has the worst job. The bastard's always getting f*cking hit.

 

I have to laugh at this; 300 NPCs get blown away, and the only one they're worried about is Mendoza.

 

Because of that, Mendoza is the first one I always aim for...and I haven't missed yet.

Edited July 13, 2015 by DentureDynamite