Clem Fandango Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Actually, it does work like that. Yes it takes hard work and patience, but if you don't stay on a person's ass they will get complacent if working out isn't something they like to do. Yeah, you just tell people to be what you want them to be, and then they just do it because it's your universe, and they just live in it or w/e Sound advice m8 I've never had a girlfriend not do what I told her to do. Don't attack me because you mofos are emasculated. It's not a wonder women walk all over chumps like you. oh my god, you are the are the worst. Shaundi., Femme Fatale, Gnocchi Flip Flops and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Women are basically just your property bro. ALPHA AS F*CK Clem Fandango, Gay Tony, RedDagger and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Hey, how're you doing? I'm American Alpha, and I've been a fairly active member on this forum for a little while, although I did just return from a hiatus in which I was pursuing a career. I'm a cool guy...but due to my brutal honesty I may be perceived as a jerk to some which is fine by me. I never strive to follow popular opinion, regardless. I'm a Conservative politically, sort of a Christian religiously, and firm on all of my beliefs make total destroy, Tyler and Gnocchi Flip Flops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 You know what 'cool guys' never do? Call themselves 'cool guys'. Fonz, Clem Fandango and Femme Fatale 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coin Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 They also don't look at explosions. They just blow sh*t up and walk away. Jolly Swagman, Tacymist, Slam_Jones and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 You're misc material for bodybuilding.com Let's not make this about him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Women are basically just your property bro. ALPHA AS F*CK They aren't? You wouldn't classify this as a woman? Jolly Swagman 1 Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdick Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Actually, it does work like that. Yes it takes hard work and patience, but if you don't stay on a person's ass they will get complacent if working out isn't something they like to do. Yeah, you just tell people to be what you want them to be, and then they just do it because it's your universe, and they just live in it or w/e Sound advice m8 I've never had a girlfriend not do what I told her to do. Don't attack me because you mofos are emasculated. It's not a wonder women walk all over chumps like you. I dont think the term you are looking for is "girlfriend".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epoxi Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) You're misc material for bodybuilding.com The difference is that miscers for the most part do it satirically, Alpha is either a troll or is genuinely that deluded. Edited July 12, 2015 by epoxi Gay Tony, The Dedito Gae, Mr. Scratch and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdick Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 ^ why cant he be a deluded troll? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Because he's an insecure guy who has to channel Jack Howitzer in order to have something resembling a personality? The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamAssist Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 Alright everyone I'm on my way to see Chelsea for the last time wish me luck. I appreciate you all being my friend because i have none: ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I've never had a girlfriend not do what I told her to do. Don't attack me because you mofos are emasculated. It's not a wonder women walk all over chumps like you. You seem like a petulant and insufferable person to be around. I am truly sorry for any woman who has been ingrained by this culture to follow the orders of someone like you and potentially destroy their self-esteem in the process just to make you feel like you're cool or w/e Clem Fandango, Ducard, make total destroy and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Uzumaki Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Everyone's on Alpha, let's get back to helping the OP out everyone. OT: I'm only a teenager, so I have no idea how stressful it is to raise a kid, but patch things up with your gf, stop worrying about PS Plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamAssist Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 I've never had a girlfriend not do what I told her to do. Don't attack me because you mofos are emasculated. It's not a wonder women walk all over chumps like you. You seem like a petulant and insufferable person to be around. I am truly sorry for any woman who has been ingrained by this culture to follow the orders of someone like you and potentially destroy their self-esteem in the process just to make you feel like you're cool or w/e Hey man American alpha is a good guy, he's pretty good at giving confidence to me. He actually gave me the confidence to DISCUSS this with my gf. I don't know about making the girls work but he's a good motivation speeker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I've never had a girlfriend not do what I told her to do. Don't attack me because you mofos are emasculated. It's not a wonder women walk all over chumps like you. You seem like a petulant and insufferable person to be around. I am truly sorry for any woman who has been ingrained by this culture to follow the orders of someone like you and potentially destroy their self-esteem in the process just to make you feel like you're cool or w/e Hey man American alpha is a good guy, he's pretty good at giving confidence to me. He actually gave me the confidence to DISCUSS this with my gf. I don't know about making the girls work but he's a good motivation speeker. oh sweetie no, he's actually the worst c*nt Tacymist, Gnocchi Flip Flops, Jolly Swagman and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad0202 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Yeah. I read the thread and I'm not really buying any of this. I think the OP is making it up. Chloroform 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Making the girls work? Wat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivispacem Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 This whole thread is f*cking laughable. SarahPilko, Gnocchi Flip Flops, make total destroy and 7 others 10 AMD Ryzen 5900X (4.65GHz All-Core PBO2) | Gigabye X570S Pro | 32GB G-Skill Trident Z RGB 3600MHz CL16 EK-Quantum Reflection D5 | XSPC D5 PWM | TechN/Heatkiller Blocks | HardwareLabs GTS & GTX 360 Radiators Corsair AX750 | Lian Li PC-O11 Dynamic XL | EVGA GeForce RTX2080 XC @2055MHz | Sabrant Rocket Plus 1TB Sabrant Rocket 2TB | Samsung 970 Evo 1TB | 2x ASUS ROG Swift PG279Q | Q Acoustics 2010i | Sabaj A4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamAssist Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) This whole thread is f*cking laughable. are you talking about my problems are hilarious? I come here for support and to not be down and depressed Edited July 12, 2015 by TeamAssist American Viking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Viking Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Hi everyone my girlfriend just left for her office job. I'll sum up all that transpired last night. I told her i wanted to talk about all these problems before it gets out of hand. She ends up agreeing after being stubborn and saying there's nothing to talk about. We are talking and she tells me I'm useless, i don't bring in enough money, etc etc. And i told her I've been trying my best but she flips the f*ck out. So i tell her I'll be leaving today and she ends up getting angrier. And told me she'll be happy if i leave today. She ends up yelling and screaming calling me out of my name in so many ways. It made me cry right there in front of her. So in about three hours I'm going to see Chelsea and get a ride to my parents. See bro, this is your main issue. She does not respect you as the man, the leader of the home, and it's simply a money issue. If you made more money than she does than she would not be talking disrespectfully to you. Do understand, women (not all) are very materialistic creatures, always looking for the man who can provide them with the most. Unfortunately you can not do that, so telling her what a great guy you are and how hard you are trying is falling on deaf ears. I'd suggest you move on. I also think you were too kind to her in your relationship. Typically when a man is too nice to a female, again, she will not respect that. Women wish to be treated fairly, but they also want to know that their partner is a real man. Not a little boy that they can have their way with. Don't EVER cry in front of your gf, or anybody for that matter. It only makes you look like a bigger pity case and will make her lose more respect for you. If you want to drive her insane, don't say sh*t to her. Just do what you do and treat her as if she isn't important to you. She is using the money angle to emasculate you so don't fall into it. Just know you are a strong male and you CAN take back the reigns if you really want to. (let the insults, name calling, and general trolling continue) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Top kek m8 Femme Fatale 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 This thread is hilarious to read through. This quote is in my mind when it comes to a situation like this: "If she's pregnant, your life is over". For a serious response if OP is not just making this up. What you have to do is grow up, do what is expected of you and carry your end of the bargain. You got yourself in the situation so it's hard to feel sorry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivispacem Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 are you talking about my problems are hilarious? No, because that's not what laughable means. I'm not laughing at your predicament, I'm laughing at the farcical, ridiculous absurdity of basically everything you've posted. And American Alpha, because he's also clearly an absolute moron. Gnocchi Flip Flops, Jolly Swagman, Mintal and 4 others 7 AMD Ryzen 5900X (4.65GHz All-Core PBO2) | Gigabye X570S Pro | 32GB G-Skill Trident Z RGB 3600MHz CL16 EK-Quantum Reflection D5 | XSPC D5 PWM | TechN/Heatkiller Blocks | HardwareLabs GTS & GTX 360 Radiators Corsair AX750 | Lian Li PC-O11 Dynamic XL | EVGA GeForce RTX2080 XC @2055MHz | Sabrant Rocket Plus 1TB Sabrant Rocket 2TB | Samsung 970 Evo 1TB | 2x ASUS ROG Swift PG279Q | Q Acoustics 2010i | Sabaj A4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 How are you even in college?! Femme Fatale and Gnocchi Flip Flops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Viking Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 are you talking about my problems are hilarious? No, because that's not what laughable means. I'm not laughing at your predicament, I'm laughing at the farcical, ridiculous absurdity of basically everything you've posted. And American Alpha, because he's also clearly an absolute moron. Hahaha I am extremely surprised you have not banned me yet Sivbitch. You seem to ban everyone who doesn't agree with your ignorant, self righteous ass. So, go ahead, abuse that power Sivbitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 How did you even type the sentence "balancing GTA and college"? Sivbitch hahahahahah oh my Gnocchi Flip Flops and make total destroy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 are you talking about my problems are hilarious? No, because that's not what laughable means. I'm not laughing at your predicament, I'm laughing at the farcical, ridiculous absurdity of basically everything you've posted. And American Alpha, because he's also clearly an absolute moron. Sivbitch. Yep, there it is. The reason why you're at least getting a temp ban. *don't disappoint us, sivi* Mintal, Gnocchi Flip Flops, Shaundi. and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Hi everyone my girlfriend just left for her office job. I'll sum up all that transpired last night. I told her i wanted to talk about all these problems before it gets out of hand. She ends up agreeing after being stubborn and saying there's nothing to talk about. We are talking and she tells me I'm useless, i don't bring in enough money, etc etc. And i told her I've been trying my best but she flips the f*ck out. So i tell her I'll be leaving today and she ends up getting angrier. And told me she'll be happy if i leave today. She ends up yelling and screaming calling me out of my name in so many ways. It made me cry right there in front of her. So in about three hours I'm going to see Chelsea and get a ride to my parents. See bro, this is your main issue. She does not respect you as the man, the leader of the home, and it's simply a money issue. If you made more money than she does than she would not be talking disrespectfully to you. Do understand, women (not all) are very materialistic creatures, always looking for the man who can provide them with the most. Unfortunately you can not do that, so telling her what a great guy you are and how hard you are trying is falling on deaf ears. I'd suggest you move on. I also think you were too kind to her in your relationship. Typically when a man is too nice to a female, again, she will not respect that. Women wish to be treated fairly, but they also want to know that their partner is a real man. Not a little boy that they can have their way with. Don't EVER cry in front of your gf, or anybody for that matter. It only makes you look like a bigger pity case and will make her lose more respect for you. If you want to drive her insane, don't say sh*t to her. Just do what you do and treat her as if she isn't important to you. She is using the money angle to emasculate you so don't fall into it. Just know you are a strong male and you CAN take back the reigns if you really want to. (let the insults, name calling, and general trolling continue) You're absolutely horrible. Misogynist trash. Coin, make total destroy, Gnocchi Flip Flops and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamAssist Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) are you talking about my problems are hilarious? No, because that's not what laughable means. I'm not laughing at your predicament, I'm laughing at the farcical, ridiculous absurdity of basically everything you've posted. And American Alpha, because he's also clearly an absolute moron. Hahaha I am extremely surprised you have not banned me yet Sivbitch. You seem to ban everyone who doesn't agree with your ignorant, self righteous ass. So, go ahead, abuse that power Sivbitch.DUDE OMG, are YOU serious right now? You better edit that imnediately! Edited July 12, 2015 by TeamAssist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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